Can it last?

Queen of the South's dream, I mean. We already know that Chick Young will always be a tube.

Spawny Feckin' Gets

What with an ex-Chelski player missing the vital penalty, I tempted to cry conspiracy but even I'm not that self-deluded. There's a reason Jody Morris's plying his trade in Perth rather than the Kings Road. And he proved it today at the most pivotal moment.

Mutu, don't fail me now.

"I can't find Queen of the South on the map."

How extraordinary:

The South Will Rise Again

Young Fan who'll never see this again if he supports them for the next another 70 seventy years: "Come on The Doonhamers. WE WANT FIVE."

His mum: "Lachlan. Have you been on the mushies again? Behave yourself."

The usual . . .

but it'll end in tears.