Canada’s dangerously overblown reputation for fair play can be traced back to Flanders, 1914, after the Second Battle of Chumps.
Your teeth were fine until that dentist said you had a bunch of cavities.
Jeff Sessions was in such frequent contact with Sergey Kislyak that they would often both fall asleep while FaceTiming.
Shouts & Murmurs: Steve and Chloe have a long history of her not having intercourse with him. But, in fairness to her, she hasn’t seen tonight’s denim yet.
Shouts & Murmurs: You could laze around on a park bench in Chicago reading some Dean Koontz, and that would be a legit thing to do.
Shouts & Murmurs: Love isn’t about money, influence, or pretending to walk in slow motion together across the White House lawn.
Shouts & Murmurs: My experience of writing is a giddy, pleasurable one, and does not feel like being trapped inside a cage that is on fire.
I just figured I’d touch base to see whether you had a sense of a time frame for all this.
Shouts & Murmurs: “The invisible force we now know as funding was discovered in the early twentieth century by railway workers digging a tunnel in France.”
Shouts & Murmurs: “The plane is currently being serviced by End of Days personnel, whose safety and security is of paramount concern.”