Democrats will unveil an economic agenda Monday. . . . The plan—under the slogan “A Better Deal: Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Future”—is a three-pronged approach.
—CNN.
Here is a shortlist of slogans rejected by the Democratic Party:
It’s Donkey Time: A Good Time
Feelin’ Blue? We Are, Too!
The Best Deal: A Tremendous Deal, Believe Me
There Is a Little Donkey in All of Us and, Oh, How It Brays
Pokémon Go Register as a Democrat, Please
AMERICA IS BROKEN WE REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED AND WE ARE TRYING TO FIX IT AAAAAHHH
Again, Bernie Would Not Have Won
Rock Around the Donk’!
Donk’ Around the Clock!
Hi, We Are the Party That Did Not Support Trump, What More Do You Need (a Lot More, We Get It, We’re Trying)
Middle-Class America, We Understand Your Concerns: Mitch McConnell Does Look Like a Turtle
Inky Binky Bonky, Donkey Donkey Donkey
How Can You Seriously Be a Republican Right Now?
We Are the Party of the Kamala Harris Eyebrow-Raise
Remember When We Didn’t Try to Eliminate Your Health Care?
Please Stop It with the Whole “G.O.P. Is the Party of Lincoln” Thing! He Created the First Federal Income Tax and Believed the Federal Government Should Fight for Minorities Oppressed by State Governments! Are You for Real? Have You Not Heard of Party Realignment? Anyway, We Are Nice!!!
Not Perfect, But Also Not Trump