“From my perspective, cyberbullying is very much a growing problem,” the Attorney General said.
1:15 P.M.
“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” a Girl Scouts spokesperson said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.”
July 25, 2017
“If Mitch McConnell’s white-vote count falls below fifty and stays there for an extended period of time, he cannot survive,” his doctor said.
July 18, 2017
The Education Secretary plans to replace Pyongyang’s current system of training scientists with a dizzying array of vouchers, sources said.
July 6, 2017
A leading neurologist said that the Alabama man’s brain “defies explanation.”
June 13, 2017
“I heard someone screaming lots of swear words and then, like, this big crash,” a student on an Oval Office tour said.
June 8, 2017
In a mysterious epidemic that has spread rapidly, millions of Americans will be too sick to report to work on Thursday morning.
June 7, 2017
“Earth is a terrible, very bad planet,” he said. “It’s maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and it’s far from the biggest.”
June 1, 2017
In the same tweetstorm, the President lashed out at news reports questioning his fitness for office, denouncing them as “fakequez%(™.”
May 31, 2017
“He’s someone I would see around the office and who, I guess, was working for me,” Trump told reporters.
May 28, 2017