Monday, December 09, 2013
Monday Toonage #10
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
'I'll have that veggie smoothie to go, please'
Hat tip to a bod over at Urban 75.
Monday, August 26, 2013
Monday Toonage #3
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Elvis has left the building . . .
Hat tip to 'Clint Iguana' over at Urban 75.
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
It would also work as a great heckle
OK, I know it's a cheap shot but a funny bit of graffiti, nonetheless.
Snaffled off of Urban 75's 'I'm on ur boardz, wasting ur bandwidthz' thread.
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Bungpuss Bagpuss and Arse Face struck a deal
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
Lulzchester #2
Via Urban 75:
"Just heard that the Manchester clubs are jointly releasing a fragrance for Christmas: Channel No.5."
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Sideshow Goal
Absolutely wonderful goal by Santos's Neymar that was only tarnished by the sight of his bloody awful haircut.
Happy ending, though. A Flamengo inspired Ronaldinho battled back from 3-0 down for a 5-4 victory against Pele's old mob.
If you're not a Alan Hansen wannabe with a dodgy ticker, the goal highlights and defensive lowlights are at the following link.
Hat tip to 'Monkeygrinder's Organ' over at Urban 75.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Sunk by the Belgrano
A phlegmatic River Plate fan accepts their first ever relegation in the club's history with a restrained good grace.
My father-in-law speaks Spanish. Maybe I should send him the link to ask for a line by line translation?
Hat tip to 'Chip Barm' over at Urban 75.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Nothing to Braga about
Before you groan too much at my piss poor pun in the post title, get your laughing gear around this tribute to Arsenal from . . . ahem, The Away Boyz.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll swear that it's so awful that all involved must be season ticket holders at White Hart Lane.
And did you spot the 'celebrities' in the video? Peter Hugo Daley (Mick the drummer from Breaking Glass); Lee Whitlock (it's a few years since Shine On Harvey Moon); and was that Charlie Creed-Miles on the drums in the pub? I guess Spike Lee was washing Nick Hornby's hair that day.
Hat tip to 'Fedayn' over at Urban 75 for the blood now pouring from both my eyes and my ears.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Different Class
This is probably from the Labour stable - don't the cheeky bastards remember Cocaine Socialism? - but I love it nonetheless:
Whatever happens, May 8th I'll still be singing this, though.
Hat tip to Tricky Mickey over at Urban 75.
Saturday, March 06, 2010
. . . with chips and gravy
I'm thinking of you and the things you do to me
That makes me love you, now I'm living in ecstasy
Hey, it's you and the things you do to me
That makes me love you, now I'm living in ecstasy
How the hell did I forgot this culinary delight? I must have ate enough of them down the years that I'd be sweating the gravy out of my pores on a hot New York afternoon.
Just googled. I can't find them anywhere in New York. Not even at Tea and Sympathy. There's an online store trying to sell them for nearly five dollars! The whole point about Fray Bentos pies were that they were both cheap and nutritious.
I'll need to go find me Brooklyn's Uruguayan community and befriend someone under false pretences.
Hat tip to someone on Urban 75 for providing me with the instant foodie flashback.
Lest we forget:
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Can you name the top 200 Premier League goalscorers?
Too much hair on your head? Can't afford a haircut?
Take the 'Can you name the top 200 Premier League goalscorers?' quiz and you will have torn out half your hair in a matter of minutes. I spent five minutes hitting the table top whilst trying to remember the name of a current Premiership striker who scores every bastard week.
Oh, and word of forewarning; don't go near the various well know Scandinavian and Dutch forwards of yesteryear unless you have the patience of a saint and the spelling chops of one of those geeks from Spellbound.
I scored 77/200. You can do better.
Hat tip to 'kained and able' on urban 75.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Tricots for goalposts
Diplomatic incident between the Republics of France and Ireland over the small matter of Sarkozy and last night's World Cup play-off game in Dublin.
Hat tip to a Urban 75er.