It has to be stated for the record . . .

. . . that as fine as Rooney's goal against Man City was, Yakubu's goal for Leicester City against Derby was better.

Subbuteo figure flicks spectator

Any old excuse to dredge up one of my better jokes on the blog. No, that's not me you can hear laughing at one of own jokes: there's a Woody Woodpecker marathon playing on Nickelodeon as I write.

Maybe it's just me, but I could have sworn that the invading Man Utd supporter went to spit at Bellamy before the latter decided to give him a flick, The clip from MOTD isn't conclusive but if that's what happened, then Bellamy has a decent defence if and when he's charged by the FA.