According to Steve Rushin, Rudolph Giuliani has no chance. Baldness is the problem:
Americans haven't voted [a bald guy] into office in 51 years, when Dwight Eisenhower won a second term over Adlai Stevenson - the second consecutive election in which two bald men went head to glorious head. That was 1956, when 20th Century Fox released The King and I, starring Yul Brynner as the King of Siam. It was an annus mirabilis for hairless potentates but also the twilight of their brief golden age - the last time heads of state were not synonymous with heads of hair.Enjoy.