Christ, what's Paisley-speak for "Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious"?
Is it black cab time for Mowbray? All eyes will be on April 10th. Ross County get a result and Mowbray will get his cards sooner than later.
Just for your information, the last time St Mirren beat Celtic in the league - September 9th 1989 - this heap of mind-numbing garbage was number one:
It took me twenty years to forget that song. For re-lodging that bastard song in my head, Mowbray definitely needs to go.
Further to this report doing the rounds on the internet in the last few days, I think it's important to put a positive spin on today's mishap.
Think of it as less a 1-0 defeat in the cup, and more of a 7-1 mauling over two legs.
There you go. Just added an extra eight years to my life.
Another eight years of Celtic not winning away in the Champions League; another eight years of not finding an mp3 of Flesh's 'Sentimental Sunday' on the internet; and another eight years of telling myself 'I'll start reading Don Quixote' tomorrow'.
I know it's through a glass darkly but don't you think that Billy Mehmet looks a wee bit like Henrik Larsson in the pic?
I think what makes me think that way is the combination of the bald head and the joyous expression on his face after his team have gubbed R*ngers.
Brings back happy memories.
