“Can you please just forget everything I’ve thought, said, and tweeted up to this exact moment and start trusting me?”

Drawings and drollery from this week’s magazine.

When you see only one set of footprints in the sand, I was carrying you. When there’s a great sand castle, that was me, too.

“No legitimacy jokes.”

Trump animatron malfunctioned. Rebooted control program, and robot resumed normal thumbs-up gesture/pelvic thrusting.