If only . . .

. . . this was the front cover of tomorrow's Guardian:

Sadly, they've gone for the much more sedate:

Thankfully, Steve Bell is on form:

"You and Whose Army?"

It's said that everyone in the world has a double but I'm guessing that Radiohead's Thom Yorke never thought that his spitting image would be a British Army sniper in a picture accompanying an article in today's News of the World.

You may have to squint to see the uncanny likeness.

'Squint'? That's not me having a snipe at Thom, btw.