It has to be stated for the record . . .

. . . that as fine as Rooney's goal against Man City was, Yakubu's goal for Leicester City against Derby was better.

Hilarious

Oh to be a fly on the wall in the home dug out at St James Park right now. 15 minutes in and 3-0 down. Love it.

It's a given

Harsh but true . . . and Mancini has the Hart to tell him.