Because the Southern Ontario Skinheads give us so much material, we decided that, "A Cast of Stooges" will be a regular feature here on the blog. But before we begin with the actual SOS members, we thought we would start with a prospective member:
my name is jeremy crawford when u here the name u say skinhead thats
feared and well respected im friends with brodie walsh anyways i lead
small skinhead groups in london and sarnia ive been through thick and
thin being a skinhead but i always come out on top because were more
intelligent than the others i want in im 32 and i want in i want a group
to call my family that i can trust with my life im 220 pds and covered
in white power tattooes covered. im the poster child for skinheads im
purebred german blonde hair blue eyes etc please get back to me. WPWW
Now, you might be wondering by what black magic we managed to obtain this, for lack of a better term, "application" to the Southern Ontario Skinheads. We wish we could tell you that it was as a result of hard investigative work and an inside mole feeding us information, but the reality is, Mr. Crawford left it as a comment on our blog. Honestly, it is still surprising how often this happens; a semi-literate bonehead is unable to understand the "anti" part of "Anti-Racist" and sends us queries as to how to join a particular hate group. Really, it is the lowest of the low hanging fruits, though we still really enjoy the irony found in this part:
ive been through thick and
thin being a skinhead but i always come out on top because were more
intelligent than the others
You don't say?
To be absolutely clear that he wants to be a member, he sent a second message five minutes later:
Jeremy Crawford 32 220 pds pure german and life long skinhead i want in i
have ran little clicks and iam well respected i want in the southren
ont skins get back to me at ************@hotmail.com or ************@gmail.com get ahold of me please i would be an incredible asset to the group and i know brodie walsh
Now we debated whether or not we should publish this message since we really don't want to add anyone to their numbers, especially when they are such an, "asset." But we figure that if they want someone as blisteringly stupid as Jeremy Crawford in their ranks, they really do deserve him. Besides, given the current membership, he really does fit in quite nicely:
Now, since his name was brought up, why don't we now move on to Brodie Walsh? He too has decided to start leaving messages on the blog, though he at least knows what "anti-racist" means, though does seem to think we value what he thinks about us: