Aubade (2013)

Actors: Izik Alequin (writer), Izik Alequin (editor), Izik Alequin (producer), Izik Alequin (actor), Izik Alequin (composer), Izik Alequin (director), Rachel Hearn (actor),

Genres: Musical, Short,

Te he echado de menos (2012)

Actors: David Casademunt (director), David Casademunt (writer), David Casademunt (producer), David Casademunt (editor), Pablo Alborán (actor), Pablo Alborán (actor), Fran Menchón (editor), Fran Menchón (producer), Fran Menchón (director), Manuel Pineda (producer), Irene Ortiz (producer), Anna Roc Roca (actress), Alicia Teba (costume designer),

Genres: Music, Sci-Fi, Short,

Robot Love (2012)

Actors: Ross Williams (writer), Ross Williams (director), Ross Williams (editor), Levi Anderson (actor), Danielle Kelly (actress),

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short,

Zombies of the World (2011)

Actors: Allen Marsh (actor), Jason Brasier (producer), Jason Brasier (actor), Aric Abraham (actor), Dale Gehris (actor), Keith Moncrief (actor), Deanna Smith (actress), Ross Payton (editor), Michael Brasier (actor), Blake Flageolle (actor), Ross Payton (director), Dean Price (actor), Ryan Smith (actor), Ryan Smith (actor), Marci Manna (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Algorhythm (2011)

Actors: Byrne Offutt (actor), Amy Miles (actress), Tyler O'Neil (director), Tyler O'Neil (producer), Sarah Rodenhouse (costume designer), Sarah Rodenhouse (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Rodenhouse (producer), James Rodenhouse (producer), James Rodenhouse (writer), James Rodenhouse (director), Noel Arreola (actor), Jamie Drew (actor), Krista McCollum (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Carter (actor), Emily Brown (actor),

Genres: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short,

Schastlivaya pokupka (2010)

Actors: Maksim Matveyev (actor), Aleksey Bobrov (editor), Irina Loseva (actress), Igor Voynarovskiy (actor), Yuliya Aleksandrova (actor), Zhora Kryzhovnikov (writer), Zhora Kryzhovnikov (director), Aleksandr Alyabev (actor), Andrey Pershin (producer), Egor Koreshkov (actor), Aleksandr Ivankov (actor), Aleksey Alekseev (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Demetri Martin. Person. (2007)

Actors: Jay Karas (director), Eric Scott Williamson (miscellaneous crew), Mackenzie Firgens (actress), Kent Green (miscellaneous crew), Robert Morton (producer), Demetri Martin (producer), Demetri Martin (writer), Demetri Martin (actor), Judi Lynne Gray (miscellaneous crew), Alison Freer (costume designer), Leo Allen (actor), Leo Allen (actor), Leo Allen (actor), Bobby Tisdale (actor), Bobby Tisdale (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Documentary, Music,

Quotes:

Demetri Martin: [showing an empty circle] This is a pie chart about procrastination.

Demetri Martin: I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose." "Scissors cuts paper." "These are strips. This is not even paper. It's gonna take me forever to put this back together." "Paper covers rock." "Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks." There should be "Rock, Dynamite with a Cutable Wick, Scissors."

Demetri Martin: [showing a line graph] This is very autobiographical. This is the cuteness of a girl versus how interested I am in hearing about how intuitive her cat is. You see, the cuter the girl is, the more I'm willing to hear about the cat. "Oh really?" "Yeah, he's very intuitive." But you'll notice, at a certain point, I don't care how cute you are. I don't wanna hear about your fucking cat anymore. I hate your cat. When you leave the room, I try to get it.

Demetri Martin: There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah.

Demetri Martin: I like staying at hotels because you can leave a message for somebody and you don't even need to know their name. So just like a room number, you know? "Hey, could I get a pen? I just wanna... My friend's in 710, thanks. [writing] Leprecaun's gonna fuck you up at midnight." "Honey, what the hell is this? Did you anger a small Irishman?"

Demetri Martin: Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it's a glass of shit, I'm going half-empty. I don't like shit as an optimist. "Yeah, we gotta half-empty shit glass right here."

Demetri Martin: It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

Demetri Martin: I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workaholled".

Demetri Martin: It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

Demetri Martin: If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.

Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)

Actors: Raymond Bulinski (miscellaneous crew), John Debney (composer), Ted Field (producer), David Koepp (writer), Josh Hutcherson (actor), Tim Robbins (actor), Jon Favreau (director), Douglas Tait (actor), Derek Mears (actor), Kristen Stewart (actress), Peter Billingsley (producer), Frank Oz (actor), Michael De Luca (producer), Kyle Cooper (miscellaneous crew), Trisha Burton (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Danny and Walter are two brothers who barely get along even while driving their parents to distraction as their older sister tries to ignore them. Despite their squabbling, the brothers manage cooperate enough to play an old mechanical board game named Zathura. However, after their first move, they find that the game has apparently flung them, their sister and their entire house into outer space. Furthermore, the brothers surmise the only way to return home is to finish the game. However with almost every move, new dangers arise as the siblings find themselves learning to cooperate in ways they never expected as they realize what they mean to each other.

Keywords: alien, alien-invasion, alternate-world, american-football, anger, apology, argument, astronaut, baseball, based-on-children's-book
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A New Adventure From the World of Jumanji Adventure Is Waiting

Quotes:

Danny: I'm hungry. Can you make me some macaroni-and-cheese?::Walter: Don't know how.::Danny: but, I'm hungry; what *do* you know how to make?::Walter: Water.

Danny: Zorgons are the lizardmen. They eat meat and we are MEAT!

Walter: [to robot] Get me a juice box, BIATCH!

Walter: ...and then the card comes out...::Danny: Oh, the card. The card. The card. The...::Danny: THE CARD!::Danny, Walter: THE CARD!

Danny: [after seeing what the Zorgons did to the living room] My gerbil was in there.

Lisa: You guys actually set the house on fire?

Danny: You wished for two of me?

Walter: [of the Zorgons] What do they eat?::Astronaut: Meat.::Danny: That's good.::Astronaut: Dude, you're meat.

Walter: What are you doing?::Danny: Making mac-and-cheese.::Walter: There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space. [Danny turns the water on] Why're you doing that?::Danny: Beacuse I'm hungry and I know you're not goiong to take care of me.::Walter: Don't bother; the gas won't work.::Danny: [turns the stove on] Any more advice?

Danny: Does cryonic mean ice?

Return of the Monster (2002)

Actors: Jörgen Andersson (writer), Johan Adelman (writer), Gunnar Valkare (composer), Johar Bendjelloul (actor), Gunnar Valkare (actor), Johan Adelman (actor), Marianne Nickson (actress), Petra Nickson (actress), Ulf Greek (producer), Adam Adelman (writer), Camilla Ed (costume designer), Adam Valkare (director), Christian Lindberg (editor), Danny Crisp (actor), Timmy Crisp (actor),

Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi, Short,

Ninja Nymphs in the 21st Century (1992)

Actors: Dave Bean (actor), Brian Keith Allen (actor), Jody Mullenax (actor), Kathleen Camplin (editor),

Genres: ,