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Elton John Foils Princess Di Body Exhumation and Theft
Sir Elton John stopped Diana's grave-robbers by singing "England's Rose" over and over.
Brit boozing, binge drinking UK birds die earlier!
Scientists discovered that Brit female binge drinkers die earlier than their European counterparts, WHY? Easy; UK booze due to Brexit will now become 35% more expensive! That's enough to kill anybody!
Melania Trump Gets Lost on Her Way to the White House and Ends Up in Paris
But she did locate a new wardrobe, which will make being First Lady so much easier!
Irish eyes were not smiling on this cheap flight!
Scottish bagpipe playing granny upsets Irish eyes on cheap Irish flight from Belgium to the UK. She blasted out Scottish traditional songs on board, was ejected, and told, "Fack Brexit, we're Irish!"
Farage's fishy fugu facts!
Nigel Farage stinks, and now he's backing a campaign to reduce fish loving Eastern European immigrants in the UK by slipping a fugu or 2 between sushi rice snacks or is this a red herring?
Brazilian GREEN puppy is an alien!
A golden retriever that gave birth to a GREEN puppy is not its real mum, an alien is! A UFO was seen flying over Brazil as dad did it doggy style! Now we all know Martians exist because dogs do too!
UK schoolboys wearing skirts!
The heatwave brings the weirdest out of people and schoolboys wearing schoolgirls skirts is weird, but then again, at least they aint big girl's blouses! Free the COJONES!
Scottish Man Misses Cat
Angus McFarland told his girlfriend he hated her fluffy cat from day one... but now admits he actually does miss Mr. Muggles-a little bit.
And he swears he never saw him sleeping in the driveway.
Trump Refutes 'The Wheel'
After trashing free-speech and the planets need for oxygen, Trump says he's not so sure that
the wheel was such a great idea. 'And what's the big friggin' deal about fire, huh?' he also snorted.
UK Police officer takes the biscuit!
The UK police force has taken the biscuit because a police officer nicked a biscuit and now he's been taken off the beat for a year! Crumbs!
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