WHOA FRIDAY BREAKING: Jeff Sessions Somewhere Between ‘Medium-Rare’ And Well-Done With Ketchup
Jeff Sessions got caught y'all.
Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award!
Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD!
GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow
Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!
Team Trump Keeping Glacier National Park Safe From Mark Zuckerberg, Climate Science
The Trump administration didn't micromanage Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Glacier National Park. It simply held days of meetings to save money.
Liveblogging New Press Sec Anthony Scaramucci As He Hypnotizes Us Like The Jungle Book Snake!
How is today different from all other days? Spicer out, a new sheriff in the comms department, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders turning on the idiot box!
Sean Spicer’s Long National Nightmare Is Over
SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!
Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better
Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Attorney Declares Blonde White Woman ‘Most Innocent’ Victim Of A Police Shooting Ever
Of course she was innocent, but there is something pretty gross about that language, no?
Would-Be Ohio Senator Josh Mandel Defends Pizzagate Crazies From Murderous Jews
Ohio's GOP Senate candidate has gone from annoying pipsqueak to annoying 'alt-right'-embracing pipsqueak.
Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!
Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!
Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!
It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.
Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet
Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.
Health Sec Tom Price Already Lobotomizing Obamacare, Don’t Worry You Won’t Feel A Thing
The anti-Obamacare propaganda is coming from INSIDE THE HHS!
Man I Wonder Why People Don’t Trust Cops
It seems impossible, we know, but not all officers are friendly.
Donald Trump Makes Healthcare Words, But All The Words Are ‘Garp?’
Somebody really needs to break it to Donald Trump: repealing Obamacare is mostly dead, and he's no Miracle Max.
Senate Wants Trump Jr. And Paul Manafort To Testify About Every Russian They’ve Ever Met (And JILL STEIN?!)
MUST-SEE TV! Unless it doesn't happen.
No For Real Trump’s New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!)
More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview!
NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama’s Gone
In which we fact check an NRA rant. Yeah, we're just silly that way sometimes.
Donald Trump’s NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either!
This Is Not Good News For John McCain
Well, shit. Nobody should ever have to face cancer.
