I WILL HIRE U GERALD DO NOT WORRY MY FREN
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This is Moby from HR. I asked him questions about his job history and he just kept tilting his head back and forth. It's a no for us, sorry.pic.twitter.com/11TjdeZgpj
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It's so hard to have 20yrs previous experience when you're a doggo.
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Not if you count in dog years.
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Has he updated his LeashedIn pupfile?
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"What would you say is your greatest strength?" "Being a good boy."
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"What would you say is your greatest weakness?" "Tennis balls."
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There will be many more puppertunities
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Stay strong Gerald, don't give up on your pupployment dream
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I love that I can actually hear the "pffffth" in my head when I look at the second pic.
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He's overqualified. He'd be running the place inside a year.
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They'll be kicking themselves in a year when they buy Gerald's start-pup company.
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there may be an opening at DOJ soon, hang in there Gerald
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Gerald is a standup doggo. Would hire immediately, paying him 10 scritches, 5 treats & 8 boops an hour. Would let him do zooms in my office.
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Try and keep your tongue in next time, Gerald. Employers frown at cheeky tongue slips.
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Too h*ckin good for that job. I'd hire him on the spot, no interview needed.
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I would create a fake position just to hire him. Never give pup Gerald
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id give him a job
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