Celebrity (film)

Celebrity is a 1998 comedy-drama film written and directed by Woody Allen. The screenplay describes the divergent paths a couple takes following their divorce.

Plot

Lee Simon (Kenneth Branagh) is an unsuccessful novelist turned travel writer who immerses himself in celebrity journalism following a midlife crisis and subsequent divorce from his insecure wife, Robin (Judy Davis), a former English teacher, after sixteen years of marriage.

As he stumbles his way through both professional encounters and sexual escapades with performers, models, and other players in the world of entertainment, Lee increasingly questions his purpose in life. He ruins numerous opportunities due to his fame-seeking, insecurities and neuroses.

Meanwhile, Robin trades her many neuroses for a makeover and a job with television producer Tony Gardella (Joe Mantegna) that leads to her own celebrity interview program. She takes advantage of numerous opportunities and ends up happy and successful.

Cast

Kenneth Branagh as Lee Simon

'Celebrity' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

False Colors (2014)

Actors: Ian Roberts (actor), William Knight (actor), Ernest Pierce (actor), Varda Appleton (actress), Craig James Pietrowiak (actor), Sam Voutas (actor), Gary A. Rainer (actor), Jake La Botz (actor), Liesel Kopp (actress), Marguerite Insolia (actress), Fouad Hajji (actor), Charlie Meany (actor), Sachiko Ishida (actress), Jade Willey (actor), Dan Sutter (actor),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Truth Is Deadly.

Paparazzi (2013)

Actors: Savvas M. Christou (writer), Savvas M. Christou (producer), Savvas M. Christou (director), Savvas M. Christou (editor), Savvas C. Christou (composer), Elena Christofi (actress), Constandinos Christofi (actor),

Genres: Short,

Dirty Weekend (2012)

Actors: Kaja Trøa (actress), Luke Bovino (actor), Will Alexander (producer), Dustin Lane (writer), Dustin Lane (director), Oana Voicu (editor), Mark Stevens (actor), Milica Barac (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,

Somewhere (2010)

Actors: Sofia Coppola (producer), Fred Roos (producer), Roman Coppola (producer), Peter McKernan (actor), Maurizio Nichetti (actor), Francis Ford Coppola (producer), David Jean Thomas (actor), Aurélien Wiik (actor), Nino Frassica (actor), Kevin Deon (actor), Stephen Dorff (actor), Brian Gattas (actor), Benicio Del Toro (actor), Sofia Coppola (director), Sofia Coppola (writer),

Plot: Hollywood actor Johnny Marco, nested in his luxury hotel of choice, is a stimulated man. Drinking, parties and women keep a creeping boredom under wraps in between jobs. He is the occasional father of a bright girl, Cleo, who may be spoiled but doesn't act it. When Cleo's mother drops her off and leaves town, Johnny brings her along for the ride, but can he fit an 11-year-old girl into his privileged lifestyle?

Keywords: absent-father, acoustic-guitar, actor, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, ambiguous-ending, anonymous-text-message, arm-cast, award-ceremony, awards-show, ballet
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Johnny Marco: Hi, Cleo.::Cleo: Hey. [beat] Why are you taking a bath next door? Is yours broken?::Johnny Marco: ...yeah.

Redbelt (2008)

Actors: David Paymer (actor), Rodrigo Santoro (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), Matt Malloy (actor), Ed O'Neill (actor), Gene LeBell (actor), Mike Goldberg (actor), Mike Genovese (actor), Ricky Jay (actor), Damon Herriman (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Randy Couture (actor), Chiwetel Ejiofor (actor), Emily Mortimer (actress), Jack Wallace (actor),

Plot: Is there room for principle in Los Angeles? Mike Terry teaches jujitsu and barely makes ends meet. His Brazilian wife, whose family promotes fights, wants to see Mike in the ring making money, but to him competition is degrading. A woman sideswipes Mike's car and then, after an odd sequence of events, shoots out the studio's window. Later that evening, Mike rescues an action movie star in a fistfight at a bar. In return, the actor befriends Mike, gives him a gift, offers him work on his newest film, and introduces Mike's wife to his own - the women initiate business dealings. Then, things go sour all at once, Mike's debts mount, and going into the ring may be his only option.

Keywords: accidental-shooting, anger, angry-wife, arena, auto-accident, bar, bar-fight, bel-air-california, betrayal, black-belt
Genres: Drama, Sport,
Taglines: There's always a way out. You just have to find it.

Quotes:

[first lines]::Mike Terry: Tie him up.::[to class]::Mike Terry: The hands are not the issue. The fight is the issue. The battle is the issue. Who imposes the terms of the battle will impose the terms of the peace. Think he has a handicap? No. The other guy has a handicap if he cannot control himself. You control yourself, you control him.::[to student]::Mike Terry: Take him to court.

Mike Terry: [while watching students fight] Take him to Brazil!

Mike Terry: Control your emotions.

Richie: Hey, who do you like in the Morisaki fight?::Mike Terry: I'm sure one of them's gonna win.::Richie: Little word from the little bird?::Mike Terry: Yeah, I don't play that.::Richie: Well if you did who would you like?::Mike Terry: I can't help you, Richie.::Richie: You sure? Because you help me, I'm gonna help you. As a word to the wise, this fight is sufficient to put some grocery money in your pocket. Who does it hurt, Mike?::Mike Terry: I can't help you, Richie. You know as much as me.::Richie: [walking away] I know as much as you.

[repeated line]::Mike Terry: There's always an escape.

Mike Terry: A man distracted is a man defeated.

Mike Terry: There is no situation you could not escape from. You know the escape.

Mike Terry: Improve the position!

Chet Frank: So what is Jiu-Jitsu? You use one fighter's strength against him?::Mike Terry: Yes, in a way. You let him use his strength, and you use your understanding.::Chet Frank: So it's a form of wrestling?::Mike Terry: Yeah.::Chet Frank: Like we see in the Mixed-Martial Arts competitions?::Mike Terry: Yeah, that's right.::Chet Frank: You compete?::Mike Terry: No.::Chet Frank: Because...?::Mike Terry: Competition is weakening.::Chet Frank: Because it's fixed. Two guys in a ring, people betting money...::Mike Terry: It may be fixed. Any one fight may be fixed.::Chet Frank: Ah, but you train people to fight.::Mike Terry: No, I train people to prevail. In the street, in the alley, in...in combat, the bodyguard, the cop, the soldiers. One rule - put the other guy down. And you have to train in order to do that. Any...any staged contest must have rules.::Chet Frank: Everything has rules. The problem is sticking to them.

Sondra Terry: You think it was noble? The code of the warrior. You think it's noble?::Mike Terry: No, I think it's correct.

Çok güzel hareketler bunlar (2008)

Actors: Yilmaz Erdogan (director), Necati Akpinar (producer), Ata Demirer (actor), Sahin Irmak (actor), Beyaz (actor), Metin Yildiz (actor), Metin Yildiz (writer), Gulhan Tekin (actress), Ersin Korkut (actor), Busra Pekin (actress), Sevket Suha Tezel (actor), Murat Eken (actor), Murat Eken (writer), Emre Canpolat (actor), Oguzhan Koç (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Szüzijáték (2006)

Actors: Péter Scherer (actor), Péter Deák (actor), Péter Deák (miscellaneous crew), Lili Bordán (actress), Gábor Dióssy (actor), Imre Antal (actor), András Kovács M. (actor), András Hajós (actor), Gábor Kertai (editor), Nyíri Kovács István (writer), Nyíri Kovács István (director), Gergely Roszik (actor), Zoltán Füle (actor), Péter Straub (actor), Anikó Kenéz (actress),

Plot: Two young adults (Anna and Egon) are near the end of their twenties when they come to realize that the blond princes and princesses that they've been waiting for must have either lost their way or their white horses. Anna discovers the female inside her and she persuades sleepy-head Egon to start a competition aimed at finding the real one. However this racetrack is unknown territory to both of them, so they quickly find themselves in a series of absurd and funny events.

Genres: Comedy, Mystery, Romance,

Love and Other Disasters (2006)

Actors: Romuald Drault (miscellaneous crew), Brittany Murphy (actress), Catherine Tate (actress), Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu (actress), Luc Besson (producer), David Fincher (producer), Dawn French (actress), Gwyneth Paltrow (actress), Michael Lerner (actor), Stephanie Beacham (actress), Angus Deayton (actor), Richard Wilson (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Paula Jack (miscellaneous crew), Patrick Isherwood (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Emily Jackson lives a fast-paced life. Always on the go, able to talk around the clock, with a sensitive soul she loves playing matchmaker for her friends. It's Emily's gay roommate and frequent companion Peter, who becomes again the subject matchmaking skills when handsome new photographer assistant Paolo arrives at the Vogue offices, where Emily works. She makes it her mission to bring the two men together. Unfortunately for her, she is so busy arranging a love connection between Peter and Paolo that she remains completely blind to the one suitor who longs to provide her with the loving companionship that she so cheerfully arranges for others. And so it does make sense that Peter, a screenwriter in the making, starts telling the story from his own point of view.

Keywords: art-gallery, auction, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, cameo-appearance, fashion, female-nudity, film-within-a-film, gay-interest, hollywood-california
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Quotes:

Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: So stop living your life like you're in some kind of a movie.::Peter Simon: Excuse me?::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Stop trying to cast your true love instead of just meeting him.::Peter Simon: When I meet him, I'll know.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I'm not so sure. Love isn't always a lightning bolt, you know? Maybe sometimes it's just a choice.::Peter Simon: Well, that's easy for you to say! You're flying to Argentina to meet the love of your life!::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: That's just it. I don't know that Paolo's the love of my life, but I've decided to give him the chance to be. Maybe true love is a decision. You know, a decision to take a chance with somebody, to give to somebody without worrying whether they'll give anything back, or if they're gonna hurt you, or if they really are the one. Maybe love isn't something that happens to you. Maybe it's something you have to choose.::Peter Simon: So what do I do?::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Well, you could start by putting all of those fantasies of true love where they belong, into your work of fiction.

Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: ...We can't have you all alone in London on a Friday night.::Paolo Sarmiento: You make me sound like an exchange student.

Peter Simon: Jack's?::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Hmm?::Peter Simon: What are you doing?::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Reading this delicious recipe for beet root salad with margarine and balsamic vinegar dressing.::Peter Simon: What are you doing with James?::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Nothing.::Peter Simon: You broke up with him a month ago.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I know. It's just sex. He fills a void. Literally.::Peter Simon: I don't see how you expect to meet someone new if you spend all of your time with your ex.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Good point. Maybe I should get back together with James so I spend less time with him.::Peter Simon: I don't think it's funny.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Neither do I.::Peter Simon: What's the point of shagging someone, ad nauseam, if you know you're never gonna love them?::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: It's not so simple.::Peter Simon: He's in love with you, Jacks, and you're not in love with him. It doesn't get more simpler than that.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: That's not fair. I happen to care about James. A lot. And I hate the fact that he feels more than me, and I hate the fact that I'm not IN love with him because I know I should be, because he's smart and sweet and decent and I don't wanna hurt him. So I keep hoping that I'll grow into it. That maybe one day I'll wake up and I'll feel...::Peter Simon: What?::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: In love! You know, dizzy and feverish and nausea.::Peter Simon: That's not love, Jacks. That's the flu.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Well at least I'm trying, you big cynic.::Peter Simon: I'm not a cynic.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Well, when's the last time you even considered falling in love?::Peter Simon: Today!::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I'm not talking about some character in a novel or a movie.::Peter Simon: Neither am I.

Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.::Peter Simon: If this was a movie, you'd be blonde.::Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: If this was a movie, you'd be famous.::Peter Simon: That's the problem with life. It's nothing like movies.

Therapist: Relationships are best measured by farting.::Peter Simon: Excuse me?::Therapist: The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting. Stage one is the conspiracy of silence. This is a fantasy period where both parties pretend that they have no bodily waste. This illusion is very quickly shattered by that first shy, "Ooh, did you fart," followed by the sheepish admission of truth. This heralds a period of deeper intimacy. A period I like to call the "Fart Honeymoon", where both parties find each other's gas just the cutest thing in the world. But, of course, no honeymoon can last forever. And so we reach the critical fork in the fart. Either the fart loses its power to amuse and embarrass thereby signifying true love, or else it begins to annoy and disgust, thereby symbolizing all that is blocked and rancid in the formerly beloved. Do you see what I'm getting at?

Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: So what's going on?::Peter Simon: Finlay thinks I should see his therapist.::Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: Finlay sees a therapist?::Peter Simon: Yeah. Some woman he says is really good with relationships.::Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: Maybe I should see her. I think I need to get in touch with my inner child.::Peter Simon: Talullah, if you get in touch with your inner child, you're going to need an inner nanny.::Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: I don't trust nannies. They're all whores.::Peter Simon: What about Mary Poppins?::Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: Slut.::Peter Simon: What are you talking abut?::Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: She left the convent, married Christopher Plummer, and then took all his children up the Alps.::Peter Simon: Speaking of 'The Sound of Music', where's Jacks?

Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I don't want to be one of those awful characters out of a movie that gushes out their past while violins play.

Felicity Riggs-Wentworth: Tallulah! What's wrong with you?::Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: Genetics!

Dancing at the Blue Iguana (2000)

Actors: Jeremy Alter (miscellaneous crew), Jan McWilliams (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Tilly (actress), Sandra Oh (actress), Roberto Perpignani (editor), Louise Frogley (costume designer), Daryl Hannah (actress), Victoria De Mare (actress), Vincent Riotta (actor), W. Earl Brown (actor), Samuel Hadida (producer), Jack Conley (actor), Elias Koteas (actor), Jesse Bradford (actor), Robert Wisdom (actor),

Plot: Angel is a dancer wishing to adopt a child. Stormy is a dancer with a secret with her brother Sully. Jasmine is a poetess who falls in love with Dennis. Jo is a dancer who became pregnant and Jessie is a woman fighting to survive in Hollywood. The link between them is the fact that they dance at Blue Iguana, a strip-club managed by Eddie. Their personal dramas are the theme of this movie.

Keywords: abortion, adoption, alcoholism, assassin, backstage, bare-breasts, blonde, bong, brother-sister-incest, brother-sister-relationship
Genres: Drama, Mystery,
Taglines: five souls exposed from the director of Il Postino

Quotes:

Jo: You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.

Jasmine: [about her poetry] It's about the things inside you.::Nico: Things inside *you*.

Angel: I did not inhale.

Angel: [Whistling and waving] Officer? Officer, could... could you help me with... I... Could you help take a picture of my... I want to take a picture of myself in front of this billboard.::Officer Pete Foster: Is that you?::Angel: Yeah.::Officer Pete Foster: Really.::Angel: I'm a lot smaller in person.

Tank Malling (1989)

Actors: Don Henderson (actor), Amanda Donohoe (actress), Jamie Foreman (producer), Ray Winstone (actor), Nick Brimble (actor), Jamie Foreman (actor), Craig Fairbrass (actor), Jason Connery (actor), Gerard Horan (actor), Jess Conrad (actor), Nick Mason (composer), Glen Murphy (producer), Glen Murphy (actor), John Bett (actor), Peter Wyngarde (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,

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Celebrity

If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
(Lately)
Ive been doing a little thinking
'Bout the things
That satisfy you
It's making me wonder
'Bout the things that
You see in me
I hate the way
You like to say your
Man's a celebrity
Baby what's the deal?
I thought you wanted me for me
You gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
Cause you keep pushing me away
'Cause I ain't got
No time to play
So I say
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
Baby, if I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
I'm glad you're having a good time
Living the life that
I laid out for me
Constantly splurging
Spending my money
On everything you see
It would be different
If you had something,
Maybe like a
J-O-B
You need to
Get your thing together, yeah
You gotta stop running games
It ain't about my fame
Cause you know if things weren't this way
You'd be gone a long time ago, so I say
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
If you really loved me
You'd try and show me
That it ain't even about my name
But you tried to use me
And lied to fool me
So it can never be the same
So now, I'm, leaving you behind
I've found somebody
Who can love me for me
And that's all I need, yeah, oh
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?

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(CNN)In the remote mountains of the Hindu Kush in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan, CNN correspondent Peter Arnett asked Osama bin Laden, "What are your future plans?". With the slightest smirk, bin Laden replied, "You'll see them and hear about them in the media, God willing ." ... It was in 1998, one year after the landmark CNN interview, that al-Qaeda suicide bombers drove truck bombs toward the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania ... ET/PT. ....

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Olympic Stadium in Montreal, featuring the tallest leaning tower in the world at 175.5 meters (575.8 ft). The Montreal Impact are the city's Major League Soccer team.

Canada Opens Montreal Olympic Stadium For Housing Migrants From US

Edit WorldNews.com 02 Aug 2017

Montreal announced that they were temporarily opening their Olympic Stadium to host the surge of asylum seekers arriving from the United States on Wednesday, according to BBC News. More than 4,300 people have crossed the border into Canada seeking refugee status since January, with the majority of those having crossed into the province of Quebec ... "And in 24 hours, everything was set." ... after a 2010 earthquake ... -WN.com, Maureen Foody....

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The windmills of Kinderdijk are one of the best known Dutch tourist site

Euthanasia Now Makes Up 4.5 Percent of Deaths in the Netherlands

Edit WorldNews.com 03 Aug 2017

Euthanasia has now become "common practice" in the Netherlands, with new research revealing that 4.5 percent of deaths in the country are from the process of euthanasia and that requests are rising, according to The Associated Press ... However, patients must be "suffering unbearably" with no hope of relief to go through with the process, even though their condition does not need to be fatal ... Scott Kim, a bioethicist at the U.S....

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Duggar Family News: Jennifer Duggar Turns 10, Fans Gush As She Turns Into A Beautiful ...

Edit Inquisitr 03 Aug 2017

Another Duggar child has celebrated her birthday this year ... that Jennifer Duggar, the third child born in front of TV cameras, has celebrated her tenth birthday ....

Federer to launch hardcourt campaign in Montreal

Edit The News International 03 Aug 2017

MONTREAL ... “We are celebrating today and the celebrations will continue over the next few days especially since Federer will celebrate his birthday with us on August 8,” said tournament director Eugene Lapierre. The Rogers Cup runs from Aug 6-13. ....

Daman admin withdraws bizarre 'Rakhi' order following uproar

Edit DNA India 03 Aug 2017

Deputy Secretary, Personnel, Gurpreet Singh said in a circular that it has been decided by the administration to celebrate the festival of Rakshabandhan on August 7 ... The decision to celebrate Rakshabandhan by asking women government employees to tie Rakhis to their male colleagues also amused government officials in New Delhi....

Grand Parade In Manila Philippines To Cap ASEAN's 50th Anniversary

Edit Malaysian National News Agency 03 Aug 2017

with a blowing of the horn in Manila bay and other selected ports, Ablan said, urging the public not to be alarmed at the sound, which would only signal the grand celebration of Asean's 50 years ... It's the celebration of the 50th Association of Southeast Asian Nations or Asean," Ablan said ... Before the grand parade, the Asean foreign ministers and other delegates will attend a grand celebration in the morning on Aug....

Rylan Clark predicts Celebrity Big Brother’s serial womaniser Chad Johnson will go for Amelia Lily

Edit Metro 03 Aug 2017

Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side presenter Rylan Clark thinks womanising housemate Chad Johnson will turn his affections towards former X Factor star Amelia Lily ... Celebrity Big Brother viewers call for 'cocky' Chad Johnson to be evicted ... Derek Acorah claims Celebrity Big Brother house is haunted by the ghosts of Jade Goody and David Gest....

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Edit The News International 03 Aug 2017

The countdown to Independence Day has now begun. Young children are visiting roadside stalls to purchase the Pakistani flag to demonstrate their loyalty towards the country. However, the demonstration of patriotism does not end here ... Pakistanis are excited to buy dresses, balloons, firecrackers and badges to celebrate the occasion with enthusiasm. People of all ages celebrate the day to show their love for the country ... ....

3 things to do with the kids — and furry friends — in Howard County

Edit Baltimore Sun 03 Aug 2017

The steamy final months of summer offer tons of opportunities for families to have a blast alongside members of the animal kingdom. From encouraging animal advocacy to celebrating the prettiest animals in the county, here’s a look at how families and their furry friends can celebrate summer’s dog... ....

As Brady turns 40, some other old athletes for the ages

Edit Boston Herald 03 Aug 2017

Tom Brady is celebrating his 40th birthday like no one before him....

Corn, tomatoes and great chefs highlight Flemington festival

Edit NJ dot com 03 Aug 2017

Flemington's Corn & Tomato Festival returns on Aug ... "This is going to be a great day of celebration," said Robert Bogart, president of the Flemington Fire Department ... "The Corn & Tomato Festival is a great opportunity to come together, celebrate local farmers, and have a quintessential summer experience in Flemington." ... "An event like this is unparalleled in celebrating the best this area's farms and kitchens have to offer." ... ....

Study UK Alumni Awards 2017-18 launched in Saudi Arabia

Edit Arabnews 03 Aug 2017

1501699440734537300 British Embassy and British Council Saudi Arabia launched the third year of the prestigious Study UK Alumni Awards celebrating the outstanding achievements of the UK’s alumni in Saudi Arabia ... The Alumni Awards celebrate and showcase the impact and value of a UK higher education and raise the profile and reputation of UK alumni, their former universities, and the whole of UK education....

Ainsley Harriott surprises 100-year-old singer with nostalgic visit back to venue she sang at in the 1930s

Edit Metro 03 Aug 2017

In an incredibly touching segment of BBC show Holding Back The Years, the celebrity chef recalled the centenarian’s greatest life memories, and asked her what her secret to a long life is ... The show pairs celebrities who are facing their own old age with inspirational pensioners with incredible stories of longevity ... Ainsley even popped champagne to celebrate Helen’s recently-passed 100th birthday....

Archbishop defends artistic use of giant spider on the cathedral as part of La Machine

Edit Canada Dot Com 03 Aug 2017

But Archbishop Terrence Prendergast has defended using the basilica as part of La Machine, a street theatre show that was part of celebrations for Canada's 150th birthday ... “I guess we thought people would see this as a sign the church is involved in Ottawa’s celebrations....

Cohutta, Ga., celebrating July 4 on Aug. 5 with festival, fireworks

Edit Times Free Press 03 Aug 2017

When rain washed out Cohutta, Ga.'s Independence Day celebration, the decision was made to postpone festivities. So Cohutta is celebrating July 4 on Aug. 5 this weekend ... Saturday ... Families may bring their own food to picnic in the park ... For more information ... ....

Remo D'Souza choreographs for a TV show

Edit DNA India 03 Aug 2017

Three TV serials will be featuring weddings between their lead actors in the coming week, so the makers have decided to celebrate by having a common theme Band Bajaa Badhaiyan ... to celebrate by having a common theme Band Bajaa Badhaiyan....

Celtic close in on Champions League groups with victory

Edit Irish Independent 03 Aug 2017

Celtic players celebrate James Forrest's goal. Photo. Reuters ... Reshuffle ... Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers ahead of the Champions League third qualifying round. Photo. AP ... Celtic players celebrate James Forrest's goal ... There was growing anxiety as the minutes ticked past before Forrest took Scott Sinclair's pass and, from 14 yards, fired an unstoppable angled drive in off the crossbar before racing off to celebrate with the travelling fans ... ....

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