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Flat-earthers go to war with their sworn enemies: hollow-earthers

July 20, 2:55 PM

Newswire

O.J. Simpson has been granted parole

July 20, 1:58 PM

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Mysteries abound in this video of a man with a machete fighting a man with a garbage can

July 20, 1:33 PM

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Read This: They figured out what’s going on with Stonehenge, maybe

July 20, 1:16 PM

Odds And Sods

Hamilton Leithauser rates everyday things using the Pitchfork scale  

July 20, 12:00 PM

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With Trumpcare in tatters, Trump goes back to tweeting stupid shit

July 20, 11:07 AM

Newswire

Russia now investigating the “zombifying” effects of fidget spinners

July 19, 1:40 PM

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Ruddy-faced steak salesman pronounces “billion” with 3 syllables

July 19, 1:02 PM

Newswire

Donald Trump Jr. is sad because he can’t do deals

July 19, 12:11 PM

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Read This: The past, present, and future of Big Dog T-shirts

July 19, 11:26 AM

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SNL writer is responding to all of Trump’s tweets like personal texts

July 19, 11:18 AM

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There is nobody on this earth who likes Chris Christie

July 19, 11:04 AM

Newswire

U.K.’s Jane Austen banknote doesn’t seem to understand Pride And Prejudice

July 19, 8:35 AM

Savage Love

Come again

July 19, 12:00 AM

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R.I.P. this security robot, which apparently hated its job

July 18, 4:03 PM

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Watch an unnerving, mostly nude man do the tablecloth trick

July 18, 3:43 PM

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Rigorous science determines the age when people are too old to hit nightclubs

July 18, 12:21 PM

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For sale: Nightmare house filled with dolls, mannequins, and taxidermy

July 18, 12:04 PM

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Yes, both times Trumpcare fell apart, the president was playing in a truck

July 18, 11:47 AM

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We can all learn a thing or two from this heroic Busch Light can

July 18, 11:34 AM

Newswire

Joe Biden to publish memoir somehow not called Biden My Time

July 18, 11:14 AM

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Square got into a fight with someone named Fart Sandwich

July 18, 9:22 AM

Newswire

Caitlyn Jenner might also run for Senate

July 18, 9:07 AM

Newswire

One of the women in R. Kelly’s alleged “cult” denies being held hostage

July 18, 8:09 AM

Newswire

China bans Winnie The Pooh over jokes about President Xi Jinping

July 17, 9:18 PM

Newswire

The Twilight Zone is becoming a stage play

July 17, 2:29 PM

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Big boy president to play in some trucks again today

July 17, 1:17 PM

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The insane story of a furry convention undone by its descent into debauchery

July 17, 12:20 PM

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R. Kelly accused of keeping young women trapped in an abusive “cult”

July 17, 10:27 AM

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Reebok to Donald Trump: It’s time to respect women, sir

July 17, 9:45 AM

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Desperate government resorts to hip memes to keep fidget spinners out of children’s mouths

July 15, 11:53 AM

Staff Picks

Some stiff competitions and a video to loosen your limbs

July 15, 12:00 AM

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Bill Clinton takes cute picture that will definitely not devolve into a screaming internet grudge match

July 14, 10:20 PM

Newswire

UPDATED: Careless selfie-taker turns art gallery into a very expensive game of dominoes

July 14, 9:10 PM

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Damn it, Google, stop teaching AI how to walk around and murder us

July 14, 4:45 PM

To-Do List

5 things to watch, listen to, and read this weekend

July 14, 2:00 PM

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Sports network issues correction apologizing to Redditor “wetbutt23”

July 14, 1:10 PM

Newswire

Kid Rock announces tour, still plans to run for Senate

July 14, 12:37 PM

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Hold back the tears listening to Alex Jones as a melancholy folk track

July 14, 12:02 PM

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The latest Trump-Macron handshake is an intergalactic death match

July 14, 10:35 AM