Mi Familia Es Tu Familia (Ant Dip) (2013)

Actors: Curt Clendenin (director), Curt Clendenin (actor), Curt Clendenin (writer), Curt Clendenin (editor), Mike Sode (writer), David Uchansky (writer), Mike Sode (actor), David Uchansky (actor), Clint Clendenin (actor), Josh Clendenin (actor), Chuck Clendenin (miscellaneous crew), John Henry Litten (actor), John Henry Litten (writer), Jenny Clendenin (miscellaneous crew), Jeremie Palenske (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A group of friends get together in the future for a costume party and become infatuated with a dip that they just can't stay away from! This is the first ever movie where the audience is in on the joke, but the characters are not. The answer to the joke rests in the title of the very movie itself. Get ready for some heavy-duty surprises around every bend!

Keywords: dancing, gun, independent-film, party, spanish, surrealism, twilight-zone
Genres: Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Short, Thriller,
Taglines: That's some good dip!

Quotes:

Karate Kyle: Who is that guy? -munchmunchmunch...::Guillermo: Guy? -munchmunch...::Karate Kyle: The guy on the couch. -munch...

Raven: They ARE indeed related!

Writers Block (2010)

Actors: Mark Brennan (director), Mark Brennan (producer), Mark Brennan (writer), Paul f Taylor (writer), Paul f Taylor (actor), Carl Austin (editor), Chris Hannaford (miscellaneous crew), Charlotte Barnes (actress), Peter Bradley (actor), Aurelia Abbotts (actress), Kristy Styles (actress), Angela Abbotts (actress), Ken Rogers (actor), Dan Markwell (actor), Ron Forbes (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Esophagus (2004)

Actors: James Fotopoulos (producer), James Fotopoulos (writer), James Fotopoulos (director), James Fotopoulos (editor), Don Claudin (actor), Michelle Ziantanorski (actress), Shari Rosen (actress),

Plot: The origins of the universe told through the lens of an experimental film and video sci-fi horror-show fusion: Alien women trapped in a colorfully hand-scratched film-textured hotel room, genetically mutated men slowly driven mad in a white digital prison, the high contrast landscapes of Mars, and a futuristic tribe of a giant, an elf and a witch in their decaying suicide-home.

Genres: ,

Black Knight (2001)

Actors: Martin Lawrence (producer), Michael R. Miller (editor), Tom Wilkinson (actor), Martin Lawrence (actor), Arnon Milchan (producer), Randy Edelman (composer), Mark Joy (actor), Mark Jeffrey Miller (actor), Kevin Conway (actor), Martin Lawrence (actor), David Schifter (actor), Tammy Arnold (actress), Joe Inscoe (actor), Tammy Arnold (miscellaneous crew), Paula Abdul (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: This is the story an amusement park employee named Jamal Walker who is magically transported back to medieval times in 14th-century England. There, Jamal meets Sir Knolte, a dissolute knight, before he stumbles into the court of the usurper King Leo. Jamal is impressed by what he thinks is the realism of the theme park; only after witnessing a gory beheading does he realize, with horror, where he really is. Jamal encounters the beautiful Victoria who is scheming to return the queen to the throne, and falls afoul of the evil Sir Percival. Joining forces with Sir Knolte and Victoria, Jamal teaches the rebels some helpful football, golfing, and boxing moves, before he dons the armor of the awesome "Black Knight"!

Keywords: 1300s, 14th-century, 2000s, altering-history, alternate-history, anachronism, axe, axe-fight, battle, battle-axe
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: He's About To Get Medieval On You. An Adventure To The Past. It's only a flesh wound!

Quotes:

Jamal: [draws sword] Prepare to taste cold steel.::Percival: [pause]... Behold!

Jamal: Do you have a thong?::Victoria: Excuse me?::Jamal: Never mind. We'll just take an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out.

Jamal: With these hands, I make [holds out and flicks on lighter] ... FIRE!::Crowd member: We have fire.

Jamal: That's why you shouldn't drink your own urine.

Jamal: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! White man down! White man down!

Jamal: [chanting] King Leo's got a great big castle,::[Troops of men echo him]::Men: King Leo's got a great big castle,::Jamal: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!::Men: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!::Jamal: Sound off!::Men: 1,2!::Jamal: Break it on down!::Men: Uh, uh, uh-uh!

Percival: How dare you deflower the king's daughter.::Jamal: Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did.

[Trying to get Victoria's 's phone number]::Jamal: ANYBODY GOT A PEN?::Victoria: You can read and write!::Jamal: Yeah!... Who you been datin'?

Guard #1: Who be ye?::Jamal: Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again!

Jamal: Courage is not the absence of fear. It is the presence of fear, yet the will to move on.

La orgía nocturna de los vampiros (1974)

Actors: Jack Taylor (actor), Rafael Albaicín (actor), Fernando Bilbao (actor), Luis Ciges (actor), Manuel de Blas (actor), José Frade (producer), Gaspar 'Indio' González (actor), Helga Liné (actress), Antonio Ramírez de Loaysa (editor), León Klimovsky (director), Alfonso de la Vega (actor), José Guardiola (actor), Antonio Fos (writer), Dyanik Zurakowska (actress), Jesús Yagüe (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A group of workers is traveling by bus to the town of Bojoni to work for an aristocratic family. The driver has a fulminating heart attack, and the group decides to drive to the near village of Tolnio instead, to spend the night and follow to Bojoni on the next morning. They find nobody in the apparently ghost city, but in the next morning, they meet the hospitable dwellers. Their bus has a problem in the engine, and they have to stay in Tolnio. Sooner they find that they are trapped in a vampire village.

Keywords: female-nudity, murder, public-domain, undressing, vampire, voyeurism
Genres: Horror,

Jack and the Beanstalk (1967)

Actors: Lennie Hayton (composer), Gene Kelly (actor), Alex Romero (miscellaneous crew), Janet Waldo (actress), Joseph Barbera (producer), William Hanna (producer), Gene Kelly (producer), Arthur Pierson (producer), Gene Kelly (director), Bill Perez (producer), Cliff Norton (actor), Warner E. Leighton (editor), Frank Paiker (miscellaneous crew), Marni Nixon (actress), Ted Cassidy (actor),

Plot: The adventure begins when Jack trades his cow for some magic beans from peddler Jeremy Keen. The beans sprout a beanstalk high into the clouds, and Jack and Jeremy climb it to discover a giant, a goose that lays golden eggs, and Princess Serena who is trapped in a harp by a magic spell and can only be released by a kiss.

Keywords: based-on-fairy-tale, beans, beanstalk, cartoon-reality-crossover, cat, character-name-in-title, cow, curse, dance, fairy-tale
Genres: Animation, Family, Fantasy, Musical,

Quotes:

Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: We must rescue her.::Jack: But how? He took the key with him.::Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: Well, it's an old saying: love laughs at locksmiths.::Jack: I don't get the joke.::Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: You will when you grow up.

The Giant: Ah! So this is where ye be! [looks around] Where-where be ye?

The Giant: Goose! Come back with my princess! Princess! Come back with my goose!

The Giant: And who might you be, tiny one?::Jack: J-J-J-Jack.::The Giant: J-J-J-Jack?::Jack: No, j-just Jack.

The Giant: Fe, fi, fo, fum!::Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: For a great, big giant you're really dumb!

Jack's Mother: Jack, where have you been?::Jack: Out. And up.

Jack: We lost him.::Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: Pretty hard to lose a giant.

Jack and the Beanstalk (1965)

Actors: Nick Havinga (director), Robert Lussier (actor), Robert Lussier (actor), Robert Lussier (actor), Jim Eiler (writer), Jim Eiler (composer), Jim Eiler (writer), Will B. Able (actor), Richard Hayman (composer), Robert Dagny (actor), Fred Grades (actor), Fred Grades (actor), Fred Grades (actor), David Lile (actor), Ralph Curtis (producer),

Plot: Set in medieval England, this outrageous musical comedy turns a childhood favorite on its head as our boy Jack climbs the fabled beanstalk, only to find a friendly, lovable Giant and a tap-dancing Golden Goose. Along the way, he encounters his long-lost father (a victim of (what else?)amnesia) and a villainous Baron. Fresh, wacky and unexpected, Jack & The Beanstalk is sure to delight even the most jaded of audiences!

Keywords: number-in-character's-name
Genres: Musical,

Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

Actors: Almira Sessions (actress), Arthur Shields (actor), Bud Abbott (actor), Barbara Brown (actress), Bud Abbott (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Claire Du Brey (actress), Lou Costello (actor), Lou Costello (actor), William Farnum (actor), Joe Kirk (actor), Hank Mann (actor), Charles Perry (actor), Jack Shea (actor), Lou Costello (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical,
Taglines: A comic twist to a classic tale! It's a giant sized joy! Be happy go wacky! BUD and LOU in GIANTLAND! (original print ad - mostly caps)

Quotes:

Villager: [the two women watch as Jack climbs the beanstalk, then the villager turns to the tearful mother] "Don't worry, Mrs Strong. He won't be back."

[first lines]::Donald: Come in. Oh it's you. I'm sorry Arthur, I thought it was the babysitter.::Arthur: Just what do you have against babysitters?

Jack: Mother, look, the beanstalk!

Jack: [singing] I fear nothing when I am in the right / Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.

Jack: [about the Princess] We gotta save her.::Mr. Dinkelpuss: You're right.::Jack: There's the castle. Let's go.::Mr. Dinkelpuss: Come on. What am I doing? Go ahead.

Arthur: [singing] Darlene a song for darling, Darlene.

[repeated line]::The Giant: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

The Giant: You numbskull! I can't eat, you ruined my appetite.::Jack: Oh Mr Giant, you should eat something.::The Giant: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.::Jack: No, no,::The Giant: Oh yeah.::Jack: Oh no, no. Mr. Dinkelpuss! Mr. Dinkelpuss!

Jack: [to Receptionist] I like girls like you, eyes of blue and five feet two.

[repeated line]::Jack: Mr. Dinkelpuss!

Two Flaming Youths (1927)

Actors: Adolph Zukor (producer), Bobby Clark (actor), Jesse L. Lasky (producer), Cissy Fitzgerald (actress), Chester Conklin (actor), Mary Brian (actress), James Quinn (actor), Wallace Beery (actor), Jack Luden (actor), W.C. Fields (actor), Raymond Hatton (actor), George Irving (actor), Clarence Kolb (actor), Percy Heath (writer), Percy Heath (writer),

Plot: Sheriff Ben Holden is in love with hotel owner Madge Malarkey when down-and-out carnival man Gabby Gilfoil shows up hoping to take her for some money. Gilfoil is mistaken for the wanted man Slippery Sawtelle. Neither suitor gets Malarkey but manage to take her husband (wealthy Simeon Trott) for a bundle.

Keywords: carnival, circus, lost-film, number-in-title, sheriff
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A brand new comedy team with a brand new way of doing things! If you thought Fields funny in "Running Wild" or Conklin a scream in "Tell It to Sweeney" -- wait till you see "Two Flaming Youths."

Money to Burn (1926)

Actors: Samuel Sax (miscellaneous crew), Jules Cowles (actor), Eric Mayne (actor), Malcolm McGregor (actor), Dorothy Devore (actress), Walter Lang (director), George Chesebro (actor), John T. Prince (actor), Renaud Hoffman (miscellaneous crew), James Bell Smith (writer), James Bell Smith (writer), Reginald Wright Kauffman (writer), Nina Romano (actress), Orfa Casanova (actress), Arnold Melvin (actor),

Plot: Dolores Valdez, returning to her South American home, falls in love with Dan Stone, the ship's doctor. He is forced to jump overboard when he thinks he has killed a man who while protecting Dolores. Diego, the uncle of Dolores, is trying to force her to marry Ortego, has a counterfeiting business going with Ortego in a lonely chapel in which Dolores is forbidden to go. Dan has been rescued by Ortego who gets Dan to cure a man who is very sick and guarded by a large black man. Dan and Dolores meet again but keep it a secret. They are discovered and held captive by the guard. The intrigue grows ever larger around them.

Keywords: 1920s, alabama, b-movie, banana-republic, based-on-novel, brawl, brother, chapel, cigarette-smoking, counterfeiting
Genres: Crime, Drama, Romance,