Not the Three Stooges XXX (2012)

Actors: James Bartholet (actor), Chris Charming (actor), Anthony Rosano (actor), Evan Stone (actor), Eric Swiss (actor), Bailey Blue (actress), Cassandra Cruz (actress), Will Ryder (director), Chad Diamond (actor), Danica Dillan (actress), Dick Chibbles (actor), Britney Young (actress), Casi James (actress), Thomas Ward (actor), Callie Cyprus (actress),

Genres: Adult, Adult, Comedy,

Tangled Up in Blue (2011)

Actors: Frankie Cullen (actor), Corsica Wilson (actress), Nathan Blaiwes (actor), Jeff Manabat (actor), Colleen Donovan (actress), Kara Desmond Wall (actress), Lawrence Dwyer (actor), Lisa Margaroli (actress), Vic D. Vine (actor), Alex Hooper (actor), Alex Aschinger (actor), Peter Moffatt (actor), Peter Moffatt (producer), Olivia Sanabia (actress), Alyssa Jacobsen (actress),

Plot: The misadventures of four childhood friends living in the middle of nowhere, USA. All of them in their post high school phase must now decide what's next. A broken window, an affair and a run in with the local drug dealer might help them make their decision in the lonely town of Blue.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama,

Freakish (2011)

Actors: Leslie Easterbrook (actress), Michael Berryman (actor), Dan Griffin (writer), Dan Griffin (producer), Hans Hartman (director), Hans Hartman (producer), Hans Hartman (writer), Zoe Hartman (actress), Elle Hartman (producer),

Plot: A couple friends decide to end the summer with a bang by spending the night in a "supposedly" haunted and abandoned insane asylum. But when they find the reason why it was abandoned, and those responsible, they understand insanity a lot better.

Keywords: haunting, psychiatric-ward
Genres: Horror,

Criminal Minds (1998)

Actors: John Saxon (actor), Mark Litwak (miscellaneous crew), Thomas Baumann (director), Thomas Baumann (writer), Dino Tripodis (actor), Jeff Gage (actor), Michael Loftus (actor), Matt Vasko (actor), Victor Alexeeff (composer), Elizabeth Chambers (actress), Marc Edward Heuck (miscellaneous crew), Lisa Vana (actress), Jake Iannarino (actor), Richard Doone (actor), Larry Ramey (actor),

Genres: Action, Crime,
Taglines: They can't get any lower... but they'll die trying.

The Money Pit (1986)

Actors: Tetchie Agbayani (actress), Shelley Long (actress), Michael Jeter (actor), Mike Starr (actor), Afemo Omilami (actor), John Van Dreelen (actor), Wendell Pierce (actor), Frankie Faison (actor), Philip Bosco (actor), Josh Mostel (actor), Carmine Caridi (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), Tom Hanks (actor), Kathleen Kennedy (producer), Maureen Stapleton (actress),

Plot: Walter Fielding and Anna Crowley have to start looking for a new house- but there's not much they can afford! This soon changes when they meet a lonely old con artist who sells them a beautiful mansion at a ridiculously low price. Only there's a catch. The second they move into the house it falls apart, starting with the stairway collapsing to the bathtub falling through the floor to eventually the chimney falling into the house! Finally, they have to renovate the house before the frame collapses but the renovations also prove to be a disaster.

Keywords: classical-music, composer, couple, cynicism, destructive-house, diy, dream-home, dysfunctional-marriage, engagement, escapade
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: For everyone who's ever been deeply in Love or deeply in debt.

Quotes:

Max Beissart: You love me and I love you.::Anna: You love *you* and I love Walter.

Walter: [on the phone trying to locate a plumber] Hi! We're having a little trouble with our pipes, and I was - uh, Fielding, Walter Fielding... Well, there's no reason why should have heard of me... no, that's not a Jewish name... how much do I make a year? Well, how much do you make a year? Really!... Yale, I went to Yale... [gets angry] Look, get out of my life, would ya! [slams the phone down]

Montgomery Shrapp: [knocking on the front door] Fielding?::Walter: [stuck in the floor and can't answer the door] Hel - Hello! Hello, I'm here!::Montgomery Shrapp: Are you in there Fielding?::Walter: Y-yes, I'm here. My chest is constricted. I can't shout. Ow-ow-ow-ow.::Montgomery Shrapp: [thinking Walter is laughing at him] Okay Fielding! [starts to leave] I can hear you in there laughing at me. This is it you duck fart! I'm leaving and I'm never coming back! You hear me Fielding?::Walter: Y-yes, I hear you!::Montgomery Shrapp: I'm tearing up your permits! There! Nobody laughs at Montgomery Shrapp!

Walter: There is a house I want to buy.::Benny: Let's just cut to the chase, Okay? What do you want?::Walter: I want you to loan me $200,000 in cash.::Benny: No.::Walter: Benny!::Benny: You shout at me?::Walter: I shout at you! I need that money and you are going to loan it to me.::Benny: No, I won't!::Walter: Yes, you will!::Benny: No, No, No!::Walter: Yes, you will! I saved you ten times that in taxes last year.::Benny: So what?::Walter: Benny, if you don't loan me that money. I'll...::Benny: You'll what? Huh? You'll what?::Walter: I'll... not like you any more!::Benny: ...All right.::Walter: Thanks.

[Walter has missed a meeting with the permit man, who got steamed and left]::Curly: If he ever does come back, you call me and we'll finish the job.::Walter: When I do get the permits, how long will the job take?::Curly: Two weeks.::Walter: Two weeks? Two weeks?::Curly: You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks! Two weeks!"::Walter: Well, two weeks. It- it's amazing.::Curly: Amazing nothing. It'll be a regular miracle.

Walter: Ahh, home crap home!

Walter: Mozart? Mozart is dead, his problems are over, help MEEE...

Walter: Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him.

Walter: What has Max got that I haven't got?::Anna: Walls.

Walter: It's a big house, we'll divide it up! You stay in your half, I'll stay in mine!::Anna: That is such a dumb idea. Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar.::Walter: I'm sure it does, you've never passed a bar in you life.::Anna: You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.::Walter: Thank goodness it's not that often.::Anna: [yelling] All right, that's it! I've had it with you, and the house, and Max, and the orchestra and everything! How long will it take to put this house together?::Curly: Two weeks. [Walter and all the workers start laughing]::Anna: We'll stick it out 'til the house is done.

Avere vent'anni (1978)

Actors: Larry Dolgin (actor), Nick Alexander (actor), Larry Dolgin (actor), Salvatore Billa (actor), Eolo Capritti (actor), Fernando Di Leo (actor), Larry Dolgin (actor), Charles Borromel (actor), Pietro Ceccarelli (actor), Fernando Cerulli (actor), Omero Capanna (actor), Charles Borromel (actor), Vincenzo Crocitti (actor), Vittorio Caprioli (actor), Larry Dolgin (actor),

Plot: Lia and Tina are two beautiful girls who meet and realize that they have a lot in common. They are both young, beautiful and pissed off, so they decide to hitchhike their way to Rome to find Nazariota's commune, a place to stay for free and have all the sex they want... or so they think. Things don't go as they have planned though, and soon they become involved in prostitution, the police and an aggressive gang.

Keywords: 1970s, anger, brutality, controversy, death-of-protagonist, female-full-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, female-rear-nudity, gang, guru
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

Tina: I'm young, hot and pissed off!

Swedish Woman: Did you take my milk?::Riccetto: I didn't even take milk from my mother's tits.

The Adventures of Barry McKenzie (1972)

Actors: Barry Humphries (actor), Bruce Beresford (writer), Dennis Price (actor), William Rushton (actor), Peter Cook (actor), Barry Humphries (writer), Spike Milligan (actor), Bruce Beresford (actor), Clive James (actor), Barry Humphries (actor), John Clarke (actor), Barry Humphries (actor), Jack Watling (actor), John Scott (editor), Bruce Beresford (director),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Cripes!! The things these pom sheilahs will do in front of a camera !!!! [Australian theatrical daybill movie poster] The shameless saga of a young Aussie in Pommyland!

Quotes:

Barry McKenzie: Now listen mate, I need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?::Blanche: I think he wants to go to the loo.

Barry McKenzie: Don't come the raw prawn with me!

Dominic: Lesley, I don't know where we went wrong... I'm sure it was 50% your fault...

Landlord: [reading from newspaper] "I had six pints of Guinness and everything went black..."

Aunt Edna Everage: You're going to break a few hearts tonight. Just let your Auntie whisk off your cradle-cap, and pick out those little custard corners.

Aunt Edna Everage: What a delightfully refreshing traditional old English meal that was, Mrs Gort::Mrs. Gort: Oh, thank-you::Aunt Edna Everage: And how unusual to serve the spaghetti bolognese without the toast.

Cent briques et des tuiles (1965)

Actors: Robert Manuel (actor), Jean-Claude Brialy (actor), Pierre Clémenti (actor), Roland Blanche (actor), Daniel Ceccaldi (actor), Pierre Clémenti (actor), Philippe Brizard (actor), Eddie Constantine (actor), Daniel Ceccaldi (actor), Bernard Fresson (actor), Bernard Fresson (actor), Marcel Gassouk (actor), René Génin (actor), Jess Hahn (actor), Jean-Pierre Marielle (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Crime,

The Cobweb (1955)

Actors: Richard Widmark (actor), James Westerfield (actor), Paul Stewart (actor), Oliver Blake (actor), Henry Sylvester (actor), John McKee (actor), Bert Freed (actor), Scott Seaton (actor), Harry Harvey Jr. (actor), Stuart Holmes (actor), Charles Boyer (actor), Roy Barcroft (actor), James Conaty (actor), Dayton Lummis (actor), Lauren Bacall (actress),

Plot: At an exclusive psychiatric clinic, the doctors and staff are about as crazy as the patients. The clinic head, Dr. Stewart McIver, thinks that it would be good therapy for his patients to design and make new drapes for the library. Mrs. Karen McIver, who is neglected by her hardworking husband (and a bit unbalanced herself), wants to make her mark on the clinic, so she orders new drapes. Miss Inch, the business manager, who has been with the clinic longer than anyone, sees this as an intrusion into her territory, and she too orders drapes. All this puts everyone in a dither, as they fight over drapes and clinic politics.

Keywords: atonal-music-score, based-on-novel, clinic, power-abuse, psychiatric-hospital, psychiatry
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Steven Holte: They said Van Gogh was crazy because he killed himself. He couldn't sell a painting while he was alive, and now they're worth twenty million dollars. They weren't that bad then and they're not that good now, so who's crazy?

[first lines]::Karen McIver: Can I give you a ride?

[last lines]::Steven Holte: Seem to keep running into these things.

Blonde Comet (1941)

Actors: Vince Barnett (actor), William Halligan (actor), Robert Kent (actor), Joey Ray (actor), Ted Richmond (producer), Martin Mooney (writer), William Beaudine (director), Holbrook N. Todd (editor), Virginia Vale (actress), Barney Oldfield (actor), George R. Batcheller Jr. (producer), Red Knight (actor), Mervyn Freeman (producer), Diana Hughes (actress), Phillip Juergens (writer),

Plot: Beverly Blake, the 'Blonde Comet," and the daughter of a tire-manufacturer, gets behind the wheel of a race-car, and is soon tearing up the tracks and winning races in Italy, France and Germany (obviously prior to 1938 when those countries were no longer running international car races in Europe.) She comes back to race on American tracks. She meets Jim Flynn, another race-driver, and a rivalry is created, along with a romance. Beverly gives up her chance to win THE BIG RACE by letting Jim race her car and he wins. His win also means a triumph for the racing-car carburetor he has invented and also for the tires manufactured by her father. It may have been somewhat of a setback for Women's Liberation, though.

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, actor-shares-last-name-with-character, archive-footage, automobile, automobile-manufacturer, b-movie, california, cigar-smoking
Genres: Action, Animation, Drama, Romance, Sport,
Taglines: DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD! There's blonde dynamite at the wheel...as this mile-a-minute darling burns up the track! DYNAMITE! They all eat her dust on the dirt track...but here's one car jockey who drives rings around her heart! It's Romance...At Two Miles A Minute! She's A Cyclone On Wheels! Death comes roaring down the home stretch... when this blonde iron-nerved bomb shell gets her hand on the throttle!