Larry Miller (comedian)
Lawrence J. "Larry" Miller (born October 15, 1953) is an American actor, voice artist, comedian, podcaster, and columnist.
Personal life
Miller was born in Valley Stream, New York, on Long Island. He is Jewish. He has said that one of his grandmothers was from Latvia and one of his grandfathers was from Austria. Miller married television writer Eileen Conn in 1993. The couple has two children.
Career
His roles include the nasty doorman on Seinfeld, Walter Stratford in the movie 10 Things I Hate About You, as well as several characters in Christopher Guest's mockumentary movies. He has also appeared in Carry On Columbus, The Nutty Professor, Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, Max Keeble's Big Move, and Pretty Woman. He played Edwin Poole in the ABC dramedy Boston Legal. He is close friends with Jerry Seinfeld and auditioned for the part of George Costanza.
He played night club owner Michael Dobson in two Law & Order episodes, first in the episode "Coma" and then later in "Encore". Miller appeared as himself in a third episode, "Smoke". He was also in 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, where he played Tommy, Kyle's obnoxious father and Paul's colleague. He also played himself in a later episode of the same series. Additionally, he was the writer for the television shows Uncommon Sense (2005), Just Words (1992), and Pros & Cons (1999).
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'Larry Miller' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Lillie (1999)
Actors: Ernie Hudson (actor), Loretta Devine (actress), Jasmine Guy (actress), Salli Richardson-Whitfield (actress), Mario Avila (director), Annette Colbert-Latham (writer), Annette Colbert-Latham (producer), Kevin Thornton (actor), Kevin Thornton (actor),
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Romance,Kaleidoscope (1990)
Actors: Jud Taylor (director), Donald Moffat (actor), Johnny Mandel (composer), Terry O'Quinn (actor), Douglas S. Cramer (producer), Dennis McCarthy (composer), Jaclyn Smith (actress), Colleen Dewhurst (actress), Perry King (actor), Jackie Richardson (actress), Richard Fitzpatrick (actor), Claudia Christian (actress), Linda Kemp (costume designer), Patricia Kalember (actress), Clara George (miscellaneous crew),
Genres: Drama, Romance,Quotes:
Young Hilary: Uncle Arthur is going to take you and Meagan on a little trip.::Young Alexandra: Where are we going.::Young Hilary: Back to New York.::Young Alexandra: Are you coming.::Young Hilary: No not now.::Young Alexandra: Then I don't wanna go.::Young Hilary: You have to, if you don't go then Meagan will be scared.::Young Alexandra: But what if I get scared.::Young Hilary: You won't be frightened because wherever you go, you'll always know how much I love you, I want you to always remember that. I love you Aksi, that's all.The Miracle of Kathy Miller (1981)
Actors: Patrick Williams (composer), Robert Michael Lewis (director), John de Lancie (actor), William Forsythe (actor), Rance Howard (actor), Sharon Gless (actress), Michele Greene (actress), Helen Hunt (actress), Les Green (editor), Burton Miller (costume designer), Brad Blaisdell (actor), Bernard Rothman (producer), Frank Converse (actor), Jack Wohl (producer), Louise Lewis (actress),
Genres: Drama,Americathon (1979)
Actors: Meat Loaf (actor), Jerry Maren (actor), Gene LeBell (actor), Peter Marshall (actor), Jay Leno (actor), Fred Lerner (actor), Howard Hesseman (actor), George Fisher (actor), Harvey Korman (actor), Neal Israel (actor), George Carlin (actor), Elvis Costello (actor), John Carradine (actor), John Ritter (actor), Peter Riegert (actor),
Plot: In the not too distant future, the United States government is virtually bankrupt and in danger of being foreclosed on by a group of Native Americans, now owners of the massive Nike Corporation. A desperate President decides to make a last-ditch effort to save the country... by raising money with a telethon!
Keywords: 1990s, adultery, asian-stereotype, bad-taste-humour, bankruptcy, based-on-play, box-office-flop, camp, conspiracy, critically-bashedGenres: Comedy,
Taglines: The ultimate spectacle is now a movie.
Quotes:
[opening sequence; two dinosaurs fighting]::Narrator: What you're looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins. If they could have just learned to live together like decent human beings, they'd still be around and there never would have been an energy crisis. But they died out, and what was left of them turned into fossil fuel... Oil. See, it's not cute when eleven tons gets cranky. Their problem was they were all teeth and no brain...::[Shot of President Jimmy Carter]::Narrator: ...which brings us to this guy. Jimmy Carter was President of the United States when everybody started to notice we were running out of dead dinosaurs. No more gas to run our cars. Fights at the pump. People getting nozzle-whipped. So what was his solution? He made a speech.::President Jimmy Carter: The energy crisis has not yet overwhelmed us. But it will, if we do not act quickly.::Narrator: We didn't. When America finally ran out of gas, an angry mob broke into the White House and lynched him. Along with three or four of his snottier cabinet members.Narrator: Everyone all across the country was watching the telethon. From what was left of New York, to the first all-gay state, North Dakota. All eyes were glued to their sets...::[shot of men at stand-up urinals watching television]::Narrator: ...which in some cases, ruined a lot of good shoes.
Narrator: President Roosevelt was a successful graduate of EST, Scientology, TM and Primal Grope Therapy. And he was elected on a platform unique in American political history: "I'm not a schmuck!" Even though that was Chet's only campaign promise, it looked like it would be a tough one to keep.
Panhandler: Excuse me? Sir? Can you spare twenty five dollars for... for a cup of coffee?
News Reporter: Mr. Vanderhoff, would you care to comment on the rumor that President Roosevelt has been assassinated?::Vincent Vanderhoff: [to the assembled reporters] Guys, how am I supposed to know that? I haven't been upstairs yet. Excuse me.
Sam Birdwater: [in a press conference] God knows I am a patriot. I loaned the country 400 Billion. And I want my 400 Billion back. Does that make me a bad guy? I've got to eat too, you know! So I'm giving the President until the end of September this year to pay me back, or I'll be forced to foreclose. What can I do? I've got to eat too, you know! Does that make me a bad guy?
Morning Radio Announcer: [in an overly cheerful voice]... and we're going to have a complete report right here on K-BOB at 11 tonight! And now the weather. Beautiful beach day if you can get there! Freeway condition's heavy. This report brought to you by Magic Seat! The bicycle seat that fits you like a glove, and grabs you like a friend! And now, here they are, still going strong after 40 years, the Beach Boys! [lead into "It's A Beautiful Day" by the Beach Boys]
Lucy Beth: [Answering the phone at the Western White House] Hi! United States of America!... No, this is Lucy... Oh! Yes, Mr. Ambassador! I'll tell him you called!
Western White House Tour Guide: All right, people, let's move it! Please, ma'am, no spitting in the hallway!
Mouling Jackson: [singing] Don't you ever say 'No' to me / Listen, I'm a lady, period. / Classy, too. / Wont'cha come over here / And I'll prove it to you / And then if you still don't think / I got style and grace / I'm gonna oh, so gracefully / rip the lips off of your face!
The Pigeon (1969)
Actors: Norman Alden (actor), Pat Boone (actor), Sammy Davis Jr. (actor), Francis De Sales (actor), Roy Glenn (actor), Ricardo Montalban (actor), Ricardo Montalban (actor), Bill Quinn (actor), Patsy Kelly (actress), Dorothy Malone (actress), Alex Gottlieb (producer), Aaron Spelling (producer), Danny Thomas (producer), Stanley Roberts (writer), Shelley Hull (producer),
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,Miller, Larry Filmography
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2015, role: actor
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2014, role: actor
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2014, role: actor
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2014, role: actor , character name: Rich
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2013, role: actor
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2013, role: actor , character name: Willy
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2012, role: actor , character name: Rich Collins
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2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2011, role: actor , character name: Willie Meehan
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2011, role: actor , character name: Harley - Ahern Party
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2011, role: actor , character name: Chloe's Dad
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2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2010, role: actor , character name: Oversized Baggage Agent
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2010, role: actor
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2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2010, role: writer
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2010, role: writer
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2010, role: actor , character name: Marcel
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2010, role: actor , character name: Dr. Rosenrosen
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2010, role: actor
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2009, role: actor , character name: Lipschutz
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2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2008, role: actor , character name: CIA Agent
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2008, role: actor , character name: Kit Hawksin
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2008, role: actor , character name: Mr. Frankfurt Dickwalder
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2008, role: actor , character name: Sir Henry Pierre
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2008, role: actor , character name: CIA Chief
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2008, role: actor , character name: Underchief
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2007, role: actor , character name: Pike
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2007, role: actor , character name: Richard Connelly
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2007, role: actor , character name: Daniel
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2007, role: actor , character name: Buzzwell
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2007, role: actor , character name: Peter Vondra
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2007, role: actor , character name: Roger Dempsey
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2006, role: actor , character name: Syd Finkleman
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2006, role: actor , character name: Ron DeLuca
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2006, role: actor , character name: Arnie Stein
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2006, role: actor , character name: Fred Nickle
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2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2005, role: writer
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2005, role: actor , character name: Larry
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2005, role: actor , character name: Principal Pankley
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2005, role: actor , character name: Dabney Shaw
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2005, role: producer
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2005, role: actor , character name: Walter
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2005, role: actor , character name: Dr. Trent
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2004, role: actor , character name: Car Buyer
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2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #58
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2004, role: actor , character name: Paolo
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2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
Miller, Larry Filmography
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2010, role: producer
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2008, role: actor , character name: Mr. Greene
Miller, Larry Filmography
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2006, role: actor , character name: Lee
Famous quotes by Larry Miller:
"Some nights he's acted like he didn't care that much."
"[It's almost impossible to fire a poor-performing teacher, Schwarzenegger said.] No, you're wrong, ... No, I'm not going to let you finish because you're wrong."
"I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out."
"Quality was not as high as we would have hoped. Company operated margins were lower than we were expecting."
"I feel like I'm on Cloud Nine."
"He is using this as a joke. This is an insult coming from him. Why he chose to focus on the Black Caucus, I have no idea other than he is crazy and a racist."
"The majority of our work is done,"
"I'm aware of the street damage that occurred. That's in our plan to be repaired here in the next week and a half,"
"to the extreme of a temporary fence."
"Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us."
"Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher."
Larry Miller Band
ALBUMS
- On the Edge released: 2012
- Unfinished Business released: 2010
- Outlaw Blues released: 2008
On the Edge
Released 2012- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen When Trouble Comes
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen The Girl That Got Away
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Road Runner
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen The Wrong Name
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Reel Me In
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen We Should Be One
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen The Devil's in the Detail
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen When the Bluesman Walked the Earth
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen The Wrong Name Part Two
Unfinished Business
Released 2010- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Mad Dog
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen As Blue as It Gets
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Cruel Old World
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Still Aint Done With the Blues
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Unfinished Business
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Covering Me
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Delilah
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Gamblers Hill
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Helter Skelter to Hell
Outlaw Blues
Released 2008- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Shame on You
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Writing's on the Wall
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Calling All the Angels
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Rebekah
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Storm Comin'
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Professor Casanova
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Only One Woman I Want
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Outlaw Blues
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Blues Forever
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Klondike
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