Rembrandt (disambiguation)

Caravaggio and My Mother the Pope (2013)

Actors: Jerry G. Angelo (actor), Michael Haboush (actor), Maria Olsen (actress), Rhoda Pell (actress), Michael Q. Schmidt (actor), Art Roberts (actor), Vincent De Paul (actor), Domiziano Arcangeli (actor), Lunden De'Leon (actress), Tommy Kijas (actor), Luis Fernandez-Gil (actor), Lejla Hadzimuratovic (miscellaneous crew), Lejla Hadzimuratovic (actress), Mike Muscat (actor), Lonnie 'Lono' Woodley (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: You cannot escape your destiny

Morning Routine (2013)

Actors: Luke Barnett (actor), Timo Chen (composer), Mark A. Kellems (editor), Mark A. Kellems (producer), Mark A. Kellems (writer), Mark A. Kellems (director), Alexis Cozombolidis (actor), Brian W. Foster (actor), Nathan Ward (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,

Caravaggio and My Mother the Pope (2013)

Actors: Jerry G. Angelo (actor), Michael Haboush (actor), Maria Olsen (actress), Rhoda Pell (actress), Michael Q. Schmidt (actor), Art Roberts (actor), Vincent De Paul (actor), Domiziano Arcangeli (actor), Lunden De'Leon (actress), Tommy Kijas (actor), Luis Fernandez-Gil (actor), Lejla Hadzimuratovic (miscellaneous crew), Lejla Hadzimuratovic (actress), Mike Muscat (actor), Lonnie 'Lono' Woodley (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: You cannot escape your destiny

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)

Actors: Michael C. Smith (miscellaneous crew), Waléra Kanischtscheff (miscellaneous crew), Martin Lawrence (actor), Scott Schaffer (miscellaneous crew), David Newman (composer), Larry Gilbert (miscellaneous crew), Faizon Love (actor), Ken Jeong (actor), Gail Hunter (miscellaneous crew), Steve Warren (actor), Tony Curran (actor), Martin Lawrence (actor), Arnon Milchan (producer), Greg Tresan (miscellaneous crew), Mark Sussman (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: FBI agent Malcolm Turner and his son, Trent, go undercover at an all-girls performing arts school after Trent witnesses a murder. Posing as Big Momma and Charmaine, they must find the murderer before he finds them.

Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, critically-bashed, punctuation-in-title, sequel, third-part
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Momma's got back-up.

Quotes:

Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.

Big Momma: Child, Like my Aunt Yorima used to say: Its better to be alone with yourself for the rest of your life, than to be together with bad company for a minute.

Deal (2010)

Actors: Tony Devon (actor), Simone Halloway (costume designer), Piper Varagot (actress), Earl Jefferson (actor), Isaac Combs (editor), Aaron Winkler (producer), Isaac Combs (writer), Annette Hudson (actress), Isaac Combs (director), Bridgett Hawke (actress), Ralph Kimble (actor), George Kingman (actor), Jerome Katz (producer), Constance Rydell (actress), Zak Tate (actor),

Genres: Action, Drama,

Rembrandt's J'Accuse...! (2008)

Actors: Peter Greenaway (writer), Peter Greenaway (actor), Peter Greenaway (actor), Peter Greenaway (director), Toby Jones (actor), Kees Kasander (producer), Martin Freeman (actor), Femke Wolting (producer), Jodhi May (actress), Eva Birthistle (actress), Michael Teigen (actor), Bruno Felix (producer), Natalie Press (actress), Emily Holmes (actress), Elmer Leupen (editor),

Plot: J'accuse is an 'essay-istic' documentary in which Greenaway's fierce criticism of today's visual illiteracy is argued by means of a forensic search of Rembrandt's Nightwatch. Greenaway explains the background, the context, the conspiracy, the murder and the motives of all its 34 painted characters who have conspired to kill for their combined self-advantage. Greenaway leads us through Rembrandt's paintings into 17th century Amsterdam. He paints a world that is democratic in principle, but is almost entirely ruled by twelve families. The notion exists of these regents as charitable and compassionate beings. However, reality was different.

Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, art, assassination, criticism, cross-examination, cult-director, dutch, ellipsis-in-title, exclamation-point-in-title, male-full-frontal-nudity
Genres: Documentary, Mystery,

Quotes:

Peter Greenaway: Most people are visually illiterate. Why should it be otherwise? We have a text based culture. Our educational systems teach us to value text over image which is one of the reasons we have such an impoverished cinema.

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990)

Actors: Michael Herz (producer), Lloyd Kaufman (writer), Lloyd Kaufman (director), Rick Washburn (miscellaneous crew), Lloyd Kaufman (writer), Lloyd Kaufman (producer), Michael Herz (director), Carl Morano (miscellaneous crew), Carl Morano (miscellaneous crew), Bill Weeden (actor), Mabel Lozano (actress), Debbie Moore (actress), Masaya Nakamura (producer), Joe Fleishaker (actor), Judy Prianti (actress),

Plot: Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen one' to do battle with 'the evil one'. He is also out to do good deeds and fight crime in the name of the law. The only problem is that a number of corrupt people in the community and their henchmen want him dead so that they can gain power when 'the evil one' come to take over the world. Sgt. Kabukiman must use his special superpowers to outsmart and out-fight the bad guys.

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurd-violence, acronym-in-title, b-movie, blood, character-name-in-title, child-murder, church, clown, corrupt-businessman
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Fatal Sushi ... Lethal Chopsticks .. And As American As Apple Pie!

Quotes:

Jughead: Who are you?::Sergeant Kabukiman: [looks into camera, then back at Jughead] I'm Kabukiman. [reference to the 1989 version of Batman]

Sergeant Kabukiman: I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation for expensive sports cars.

Lotus: Remove yourself from my body, you filthy oaf!

Female Reporter: How did you feel when you saw rivulets of blood flowing down his beautiful kabuki costume?

Reginald Stuart: It has begun! My time has come!

Sergeant Kabukiman: I was depressed, I was confused and I was turning Japanese.

Lotus: At the end of Mercury's next journey, the Dragon shall dance through the hoop of Jupiter. If at that moment the Monkey will ride the Jaguar and the Tiger will feast on the Nubile, the order of the Universe will be such that the Evil One will reign supreme for Eternity!

Rembrandt (1942)

Actors: Victor Janson (actor), Angelo Ferrari (actor), O.E. Hasse (actor), Paul Henckels (actor), Ewald Balser (actor), Eduard Bornträger (actor), Emmerich Hanus (actor), Julius Brandt (actor), Clemens Hasse (actor), Walter Bechmann (actor), Curt Cappi (actor), Karl Dannemann (actor), Ernst Dernburg (actor), Erich Dunskus (actor), Willy Kaiser-Heyl (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama,

Die Tragödie eines Großen (1920)

Actors: Fritz Beckmann (actor), Carl de Vogt (actor), Wilhelm Diegelmann (actor), Willy Kaiser-Heyl (actor), Georg H. Schnell (actor), Clementine Plessner (actress), Sybill Morel (actress), Helmuth Orthmann (writer), Dora Bergner (actress), Arthur Günsburg (director), Paul Meffert (actor), Julius Frucht (actor), Eva Eberth (actress), Hans Flieser (actor), Paul Gruner (writer),

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