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Maya (2013)

Actors: Dan McGlaughlin (actor), Dan Papa (writer), Dan Papa (director), Dan Papa (editor), Amy Frear (actress), Merci Lyons Cox (actor), Harry Slack (actor),

Plot: Maya and Leo are a young couple blissfully in love. As time passes and they grow distant, their mysterious dreams and fantasies begin to mirror the unraveling of their reality. They are forced to confront change and spiritual growth in order to keep their relationship from dying.

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance,

Radio Silence (2010)

Actors: Tyler Rice (actor), Dandy Noel (editor), Dandy Noel (writer), Dandy Noel (director), Brandon Ruling (actor), Walt Schoen (actor), Lizzie Zerebko (actor), Dandy Noel (producer), Jessica Buda (actor), Aydra Jenson (actor),

Plot: A prisoner of his psychological state, Sean, a young man seems to be following the footsteps of his mother who committed suicide while he was a boy. Sean listens to a song that propels him into a surreal landscape, a journey that takes us into his subconscious mind. Here he sees how he's been tangled in the web of his past. He realizes his desperate state and through the love of his girlfriend, chooses a different path.

Genres: Drama, Short,

The Imaginative Corkers (2008)

Actors: Laura DaSilva (writer), Laura DaSilva (director), David Occhipinti (actor), Dawna Marie Wright (actor), Philip Simpson (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: When family members are alone they are imaginative and free. When they are together they are not.

The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

Actors: Eva Longoria (actress), Neil Simon (writer), Ted Field (producer), Lorna Scott (actress), John Davis (producer), Peter Farrelly (writer), Alejandro Patino (actor), Rob Corddry (actor), Ben Stiller (actor), Leslie Easterbrook (actress), Dean Norris (actor), Scott Wilson (actor), Jerry Stiller (actor), Jeremy Alter (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Eddie is forty, owns a sporting-goods store, and is still single. After watching his ex-fiancée walk down the aisle, he meets Lila, an environmental researcher, who seems too good to be true. Pressured by his father and best friend, Eddie pops the question and marries Lila after only 6 weeks. However, as he almost instantly discovers, his new bride is a nightmare with more baggage than he can handle. She's immature, foolish, a monster in bed, owes a tremendous amount of money to various sources, and as it turns out, is only a volunteer and doesn't actually have a job. While on their honeymoon in Cabo, Eddie meets Miranda, a down-to-earth lacrosse coach who is visiting with her family. Sparks fly, and Eddie falls for her. Now comes the tricky part of breaking off his marriage to crazy Lila, all while keeping the truth from Miranda about why he's in Cabo in the first place...

Keywords: acrobatic-sex, advice, animal-penis, apology, bare-breasts, bare-butt, baseball-bat, best-man, bestiality, bicycle-accident
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Love blows Love hurts. Love stings He waited all his life to get married. Too bad he didn't wait another week. It seemed like a good idea... at the time

Quotes:

Martin: I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.

Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.::Lila: Oh, hi Dad.::Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.::Lila: How do you know my name?::Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.

Doc: Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it!

Mac: Happy wife, happy life!

Doc: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?::Eddie Cantrow: Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.::Doc: Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any pussy?

[last lines]::Eddie Cantrow: Fuck me.

Martin: Miranda, we are ready to play parcheesi!

Lila: I wouldn't change a darn thing because it made me who I am today, and do you know who I am today?::Eddie Cantrow: Who are you.::Lila: I'm Mrs. Edmond Cantrow.::Eddie Cantrow: Edward.::Lila: Edward? You didn't tell me that!

Lila: Oh Grouchy Marx, calm down.

Eddie Cantrow: Oh, excuse me.::Flamboyant Man: Yeah.::Eddie Cantrow: Hey, are you running this whole thing?::Flamboyant Man: Oh. Sure. Walk up to the first homo you see and assume he's the wedding coordinator, right? Nice.::Eddie Cantrow: No, no. I didn't - I didn't mean that.::Flamboyant Man: Nice stereotype, buddy. Nice.::[the obviously gay wedding coordinator walks up to them]::Wedding Coordinator: [in a sing-song voice] Did I hear someone say "wedding coordinator"? That would be *moi*! [simpering] How can I help you?::[after a pause, the flamboyant man simply walks away]

Recycling Flo (2004)

Actors: Veronica Alicino (actress), Patrick Fabian (actor), Daniel Raymont (actor), Terri Hanauer (writer), Peter Lefcourt (actor), Terri Hanauer (director), Lauri Johnson (actress), Paige Moss (actress), Hunter M. Via (editor), Cutter Garcia (actor), Richard J. Lewis (actor), Jeff Cahill (actor), Raya Meddine (actress), Warner Munroe (actor), Marja Rennholm (actress),

Plot: When Jake meets an intriguing young woman, Fran, at a party, sparks fly. This heat leads to a torrid affair featuring breathless sexual gymnastics in imaginative places (the top of the washing machine during the spin cycle, for example). This mad bliss grinds to a halt with the arrival of Fran's dog Flo, who moves in with her own ideas about bedroom activities, as well as poor table manners and a very exotic skin condition. The sex becomes less and less gymnastic. Trapped in what has become a very untenable menage a trois, Jake finds an imaginative, not to mention ecological, solution to his problem.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, sex
Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: An unusual menage a trois.

Trinity (1998)

Actors: Ron Sparks (actor), Joseph Lombardi (miscellaneous crew), Alba Albanese (actress), Yuell Newsome (miscellaneous crew), Dar Billingham (miscellaneous crew), Ran Barker (miscellaneous crew), Rob Dickerson Jr. (miscellaneous crew), Jane Barrer (miscellaneous crew), Lisa Mercurio (miscellaneous crew), Anthony Drazan (director), Kiersten Pilar Miller (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Rafferty (actress), Tom Scutro (miscellaneous crew), Gregory North (actor), Peter A. Ponzy (actor),

Genres: ,

Day Pass (1997)

Actors: John Boylan (actor), James Downing (actor), Vesna Svilanovic (editor), Gail Kerbel (actress), Kirk Dunn (actor), Cal Coons (writer), Cal Coons (director), Jake Reardon (actor), D.J. Anderson (producer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Shut Yer Mouth! (1996)

Actors: Lorielle New (actress), Annabelle Gurwitch (actress), Christine Gee (miscellaneous crew), Ane Crabtree (costume designer), Robert Salerno (miscellaneous crew), Heather Winters (producer), Monnae Michaell (actress), Ben Bode (actor), David Beach (actor), Kevin 'Flotilla DeBarge' Joseph (actor), Gary Cergol (actor), Julie Oliver (actress), David Kirkman (editor), Colleen Quinn (actress), Bootsie Cairns (actress),

Genres: ,

La banda del Golden Rocket (1991)

Actors: Nelly Beltrán (actress), Adrián Suar (actor), Hugo Arana (actor), Diego Torres (actor), Jorge Maestro (writer), Alejandro Parysow (editor), Alejandro Alem (editor), Fabián Gianola (actor), Claudio Gallardou (actor), Silvia Montanari (actress), Alicia Aller (actress), Julián Weich (actor), Fernán Mirás (actor), Gloria Carrá (actress), Eleonora Wexler (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Amor de nadie (1990)

Actors: Ada Carrasco (actress), Aurora Clavel (actress), Susana Alexander (actress), Fernando Sáenz (actor), Rosenda Bernal (actress), Fernando Allende (actor), Germán Robles (actor), Joaquín Cordero (actor), Jaime Jiménez Pons (actor), José Elías Moreno (actor), Bertín Osborne (actor), Rodolfo Landa (actor), Arsenio Campos (actor), Alicia Montoya (actress), Irma Lozano (actress),

Genres: Drama, Romance,