Creepshow (1982)

Actors: John Amplas (actor), Cletus Anderson (actor), Tom Atkins (actor), Ted Danson (actor), David Early (actor), Darryl Ferrucci (actor), David Garrison (actor), Robert Harper (actor), Ed Harris (actor), Joe Hill (actor), Hal Holbrook (actor), Don Keefer (actor), Stephen King (actor), Jon Lormer (actor), Chuck Aber (actor),

Plot: Five tales of terror are presented. The first deals with a demented old man returning from the grave to get the Father's Day cake his murdering daughter never gave him. The second is about a not-too-bright farmer discovering a meteor that turns everything into plant-life. The third is about a vengeful husband burying his wife and her lover up to their necks on the beach. The fourth is about a creature that resides in a crate under the steps of a college. The final story is about an ultra-rich businessman who gets his comeuppance from cockroaches.

Keywords: actual-animal-killed, adultery, alcohol, animated-sequence, anthology, antiseptic, aquarium, attack, back-from-the-dead, based-on-comic
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: From the Masters of Terror and the Macabre... (George A. Romero & Stephen King) [UK Cinema Poster] The Most Fun You'll Ever Have... BEING SCARED! Five Jolting Tales of Horror! Jolting Tales of Horror!

Quotes:

Jordy Verrill: Meteor shit!

Jordy: That's a meteor. I'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!

Nathan Grantham: [beginning of a flashback sequence] Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake you dirty BITCH! I'm going to have it!::Nathan Grantham: [Nathan clacking his cane, bellowing] BEDELIA! It's Father's Day! Where's my cake? You promised me my cake! Bedelia, I'm your father and you're supposed to be taking care of me!::Bedelia Grantham: [distressed, almost driven to the point of madness] I DON'T HEAR YOU! I SAID I DON'T HEAR YOU!::Nathan Grantham: BEDELIA, YOU BITCH! What do you think I've got you here for? You're just like all the others - you're nothing but a bunch of VULTURES!::[Bedelia is in a highly distressed state, almost driven to the point of madness now]::Nathan Grantham: [still clacking his cane, the clacking sound has been slowly intensifying] BEDELIA! WHERE'S MY FATHER'S DAY CAKE?::Bedelia Grantham: [Bedelia picks up the marble ashtray and lifts it above her head, her father looking up at her in terror] HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!::Bedelia Grantham: [Bedelia bashes her father's head in with the marble ashtray, killing him instantly].

Charlie Gereson: [Professor Stanley tells Charlie about the creature in the crate] Pretty far out, Professor Stanley...::Professor Dexter Stanley: It's true! It's true - I swear it's true! We got to get Campus Security...::Charlie Gereson: [Charlie cuts him off] Campus Security's no good! If I'm having trouble swallowing this one, what the fuck are THEY going to think?::Professor Dexter Stanley: [calming down]... I don't know... what they'd think...::Charlie Gereson: They'd think you'd been off on a hell of a toot. No, they'd think we'd BOTH been off on a hell of a toot, and got to seeing Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants.::Charlie Gereson: [Charlie decides to go downstairs to investigate] I think I'll just go down and see how the land lays...::Professor Dexter Stanley: [in a panic] It may be OUT!::Charlie Gereson: [complacent] Oh, I uh - I doubt that.::Professor Dexter Stanley: CHARLIE!::Charlie Gereson: Be right back, Professor Stanley!

Wilma Northrup: I mean, some of these so-called academics make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin' Flipper!

Upson Pratt: What the fuck? Another son of a bitchin' blackout! If it was MY power company, this would never happen...

Wilma Northrup: You know what Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends... and SHIT for BRAINS!

Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry - can't you do anything right?::Henry Northrup: Huh?::Wilma Northrup: 'Huh?' That's what I figured. 'HUH?' That's just what I'd expect from you! I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!::Henry Northrup: [sheepishly] Oh, I - I'm sorry...::Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid! I swear to God you are! I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?

Wilma Northrup: Now get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!

[after Harry buries him in sand]::Richard Vickers: Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time!

Maisie (1939)

Actors: Harlan Briggs (actor), Richard Carle (actor), Charles Coleman (actor), Joseph Crehan (actor), Frank Darien (actor), Charles Dorety (actor), Cliff Edwards (actor), Paul Everton (actor), Martin Faust (actor), Willie Fung (actor), John Hubbard (actor), Ian Hunter (actor), Buck Mack (actor), Ralph McCullough (actor), Clem Bevans (actor),

Plot: Stranded, penniless in a small Wyoming town, Maisie Ravier flirts with Slim, the manager of Clifford Ames' ranch. Disgusted by Maisie's flirtation, Slim orders her to leave town. Maisie meets up with Ames and his adulterous wife, Sybil, and gets hired as their maid. When Ames is in an auto accident, Maisie finds Sybil with lover, Richard. That night, Slim and Maisie declare their love for each other. Ames discovers Sybil's infidelity and kills himself. Sybils revenges on Maisie, telling Slim that Ames and Maisie were lovers. An argument erupts between Slim and Maisie, resulting in Maisie leaving town. Maisie soon discovers that Slim is on trial for Ames' murder.

Keywords: actress, adultery, based-on-novel, big-horn-wyoming, buffalo, car-accident, carnival, cattle, character-name-in-title, denver-colorado
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: HERE'S OUR GUARANTEE! "Maisie is the surprise picture of the season!" It is one of the things that happen in Hollywood...the once in a "blue moon" mixture of happy players, a good story, a clever director...and the answer is...EXCELLENT ENTERTAINMENT! A GRAND GAL...Everybody's crazy about...! "MAISIE" The Explosive Blonde!