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Ted 2 is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and is a sequel to the 2012 film Ted. The film's screenplay was written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. The film stars Mark Wahlberg and MacFarlane, both reprising their roles from the original film, as John Bennett and his sentient teddy bear friend Ted respectively. The film also sees the return of Giovanni Ribisi and Jessica Barth, reprising as Donny, Ted's stalker, and Tami-Lynn, Ted's wife. The story involves Ted fighting for his civil rights when authorities rule that he is property rather than a person, putting him again at risk from his stalker Donny. Amanda Seyfried also stars as Sam, John's love interest.
Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. The film grossed over $216 million during its theatrical run.
John Bennett has been divorced from Lori Collins for six months due to her not accepting Ted again despite her wish in bringing Ted back to life. Meanwhile, Ted marries his girlfriend, Tami-Lynn. One year later, their marriage is beginning to break down so they decide to have a child. As Ted cannot have children, John agrees to help Ted find a sperm donor. They ask Sam J. Jones, but he refuses due to a low sperm count. Then they try unsuccessfully to break into Tom Brady's house and steal his sperm. Ultimately, John offers to donate his sperm (something that Ted wanted to ask him but hesitated due to John's divorce).
Ted may refer to:
People known as "Ted" include:
Seth Woodbury MacFarlane (/ˈsɛθ ˈwʊdbɛri məkˈfɑːrlɪn/; born October 26, 1973) is an American television producer, filmmaker, actor and singer, working primarily in animation and comedy, as well as live-action and other genres. He is the creator of the TV series Family Guy (1999–2003, 2005–present), co-creator of the TV series American Dad! (2005–present) and The Cleveland Show (2009–13), and writer-director of the films Ted (2012), its sequel Ted 2 (2015), and A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014).
MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation. Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for several television series, including Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, I Am Weasel, and his own Family Guy-like "prequel", Larry & Steve. As an actor, he has made guest appearances on series, such as Gilmore Girls, The War at Home and FlashForward. In 2008, he created his own YouTube series titled Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. He won several awards for his work on Family Guy, including two Primetime Emmy Awards and an Annie Award. In 2009, he won the Webby Award for Film & Video Person of the Year. He occasionally speaks at universities and colleges throughout the United States, and he is a supporter of gay rights.
Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg (born June 5, 1971) is an American actor, producer, businessman, and former model and rapper. He was known as Marky Mark in his earlier years, as frontman with the band Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, releasing the albums Music for the People and You Gotta Believe. Wahlberg later transitioned to acting, appearing in films such as the drama Boogie Nights and the satirical war comedy-drama Three Kings during the 1990s. In the 2000s, he starred in the biographical disaster drama The Perfect Storm, the science fiction film Planet of the Apes, and the Martin Scorsese-directed neo-noir crime drama The Departed. In the 2010s, he starred in the action-comedy The Other Guys alongside Will Ferrell, the biographical sports drama The Fighter, the comedy Ted, the war film Lone Survivor, and the sci-fi action film Transformers: Age of Extinction.
Wahlberg has also served as executive producer of four HBO series: the comedy-drama Entourage (2004–11), the period crime drama Boardwalk Empire (2009–14), as well as How to Make It in America and Ballers. He is co-owner of the Wahlburgers chain and co-stars in the reality TV series about it. Wahlberg received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on July 29, 2010.
Ted 2 - Official Trailer (HD) Ted Is Coming, Again - June 26 http://www.legalizeted.com/ #LegalizeTed Seth MacFarlane returns as writer, director and voice star of Ted 2, Universal and Media Rights Capital’s follow-up to the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time. Joined once again by star Mark Wahlberg and fellow Ted writers Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild, MacFarlane produces the live action/CG-animated comedy alongside Bluegrass Films’ Scott Stuber, as well as John Jacobs and Jason Clark. www.LegalizeTed.com
I got a mixture of some of the funniest scenes and lines from Ted 2. There are no spoilers. I own ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!!!! ALL VIDEO AND VISUALS GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS. The reason it does not include everything is because 1. I need all videos in HD, 2. Universal did not release all parts of the movie.
Bloopers from famous comedy movie TED and TED 2. Enjoy the video! Don't miss the fun! Entertainment is here! Stay Tuned For More! *MUST CHECKOUT THE CHANNEL FOR MORE CONTENT*
One of the funniest Ted 2 movie scenes where Donny tries to capture Ted using subtle methods. I'm never going to be able to listen to Neil Diamond again without thinking of this and laughing.
Ted 2 movie clips: http://j.mp/1Ydccw2 BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/1TTUo3S Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Sam (Amanda Seyfried) tries to get help from a powerful lawyer while Ted (Seth McFarlane) and John (Mark Wahlberg) fight over a beer. FILM DESCRIPTION: Ted (voice of Seth MacFarlane) ties the knot with Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), and recruits his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg) as a sperm donor in order to start a family in this sequel to the comedy hit about a teddy bear come to life. Later, when the Commonwealth of Massachusetts demands that Ted appear before a judge to prove he's a real person, the frisky bear and his pal vow to fight for their civil rights. Morgan Freeman and Amanda Seyfried co-star. CREDITS: TM & © Universal (2015) C...
No words can describe the genius writing and acting of this scene.
Watch ALL the TED 2 Hilarious Clips HERE ► http://bit.ly/TED-2 ★Subscribe HERE and NOW ► http://bit.ly/TRAiLERS ★ The Most Hilarious Comedies are Here ➨ http://bit.ly/LOL-Movies Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law. TED 2 Movie Clip "I wanna have a baby" Release Date : June 26, 2015 TED 2 Movie Clip © 2015 - Universal Pictures ✓ Subscribe now 2 catch the best trailers and the latest HD official movie trailer, film clip, scene and video !
Ted 2 - Official Trailer (HD) Ted Is Coming, Again - June 26 http://www.legalizeted.com/ #LegalizeTed Seth MacFarlane returns as writer, director and voice star of Ted 2, Universal and Media Rights Capital’s follow-up to the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time. Joined once again by star Mark Wahlberg and fellow Ted writers Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild, MacFarlane produces the live action/CG-animated comedy alongside Bluegrass Films’ Scott Stuber, as well as John Jacobs and Jason Clark. www.LegalizeTed.com
I got a mixture of some of the funniest scenes and lines from Ted 2. There are no spoilers. I own ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!!!! ALL VIDEO AND VISUALS GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS. The reason it does not include everything is because 1. I need all videos in HD, 2. Universal did not release all parts of the movie.
Bloopers from famous comedy movie TED and TED 2. Enjoy the video! Don't miss the fun! Entertainment is here! Stay Tuned For More! *MUST CHECKOUT THE CHANNEL FOR MORE CONTENT*
One of the funniest Ted 2 movie scenes where Donny tries to capture Ted using subtle methods. I'm never going to be able to listen to Neil Diamond again without thinking of this and laughing.
Ted 2 movie clips: http://j.mp/1Ydccw2 BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/1TTUo3S Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Sam (Amanda Seyfried) tries to get help from a powerful lawyer while Ted (Seth McFarlane) and John (Mark Wahlberg) fight over a beer. FILM DESCRIPTION: Ted (voice of Seth MacFarlane) ties the knot with Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), and recruits his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg) as a sperm donor in order to start a family in this sequel to the comedy hit about a teddy bear come to life. Later, when the Commonwealth of Massachusetts demands that Ted appear before a judge to prove he's a real person, the frisky bear and his pal vow to fight for their civil rights. Morgan Freeman and Amanda Seyfried co-star. CREDITS: TM & © Universal (2015) C...
No words can describe the genius writing and acting of this scene.
Watch ALL the TED 2 Hilarious Clips HERE ► http://bit.ly/TED-2 ★Subscribe HERE and NOW ► http://bit.ly/TRAiLERS ★ The Most Hilarious Comedies are Here ➨ http://bit.ly/LOL-Movies Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law. TED 2 Movie Clip "I wanna have a baby" Release Date : June 26, 2015 TED 2 Movie Clip © 2015 - Universal Pictures ✓ Subscribe now 2 catch the best trailers and the latest HD official movie trailer, film clip, scene and video !
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Nikomu nikto ne vinovat
Kazhdoi luzhe po svoyei lune
Tol'ko bol'she net koordinat
Na kotoryh ty naidyoshsya mne
(No one can blame anyone
The moon is reflected in each puddle
There are no more coordinates
That I can use to find you)
Ya uzhe ne tam a ty ne zdes'
Razminulish' glupo oblaka*
Obez'yanka, ty poka chto yest' **
Obez'yanka, ya zhiva poka
(I'm still not there and you're not here
The clouds foolishly miss each other
A monkey, you are for now
Monkey, and I'm alive for now)
Moya veselaya
Moya smeshnaya bol'
Ya obez'yanka-nol'
Ty obez'yanka-nol'
(You're my cheerful pain,
You're my funny pain
I'm Monkey Number Zero
You're Monkey Number Zero)
Chestnyh psihov mozhno ne lechit'
Ne otpustit ni tebe ni mne
S etoi grusti nam ne soskochit'
Obez'yanki budut zhit' v tyur'me
(Honest pyschos don't need healing
Neither of us will be set free
We can't give up this anguish
Monkeys will live in prison)
Obez'yanki budut zhit v tyur'me
Vsem lyubov', a obez'yankam grust'
Obez'yanka ty prisnishsya mne
Obez'yanka ya tebe prisnyus'
(Monkeys will live in prison
Love for everyone and anguish for monkeys
You're the monkey in my dreams
Monkey - I'll be in your dreams)
Moya veselaya
Moya smeshnaya bol'
Ya obez'yanka nol'
Ty obez'yanka-nol'
(You're my cheerful pain,
You're my funny pain
I'm Monkey Number Zero
You're Monkey Number Zero)
Moya veselaya
Moya smeshnaya bol'
Ya obez'yanka nol'
Ty obez'yanka-nol'
(You're my cheerful pain,
You're my funny pain
I'm Monkey Number Zero