Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Cherrie Barr (born November 3, 1952) is an American actress, comedian, writer, television producer, director, and 2012 presidential nominee of the California-based Peace and Freedom Party. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the sitcom Roseanne. The show was a hit and lasted nine seasons, from 1988 to 1997. She won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr had crafted a "fierce working-class domestic goddess" persona in the eight years preceding her sitcom and wanted to do a realistic show about a strong mother who was not a victim of patriarchal consumerism.

The granddaughter of immigrants from Europe and Russia, Barr was the oldest of four children in a working-class Jewish Salt Lake City family; she was also active in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). In 1974, she married Bill Pentland, with whom she had three children, before divorcing in 1990 and marrying comedian Tom Arnold for four years. Controversy arose when she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" off-key at a 1990 nationally aired baseball game, followed by grabbing her crotch and spitting.

'Roseanne Barr' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors: William James Kelly (actor), Johnny Williams (actor), Brian Anthony Wilson (actor), Mickey Rooney (actor), Gary Gustin (actor), David Born (actor), Gavin Peretti (actor), Lionel Anthony Cook (actor), Vincent Riviezzo (actor), Dan Van Wert (actor), Tommy Lafitte (actor), Keyon Smith (actor), Connie Lamothe (actress), Robert Gulya (composer), Carl Clemons (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Meet Wally Sparks (1997)

Actors: Michael Rooker (actor), Bob Saget (actor), Burt Reynolds (actor), Lewis Arquette (actor), George Hamilton (actor), Geraldo Rivera (actor), Jay Leno (actor), Tony Danza (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Rodney Dangerfield (actor), Gilbert Gottfried (actor), Jerry Springer (actor), Scott L. Schwartz (actor),

Plot: Wally Sparks is a tabloid TV show reporter who's trying to boost ratings on his show. He goes to the governor's mansion to uncover a sex scandal.

Keywords: actress, alcohol, ass-kissing, assistant, atlanta-georgia, bar, blackmail, bride, broken-glass, broken-window
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: He's a menace to High Society. The Talk Show Host that Everyone loves to hate!

Quotes:

Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.

Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.

Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.

Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.

Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.

Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.

Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom.

Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.

Wally Sparks: You never had me.

Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992)

Actors: Joe Alaskey (actor), Charles Adler (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Paul Julian (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Don Messick (actor), Don Messick (actor), Rob Paulsen (actor), Rob Paulsen (actor),

Plot: Term-time ends at Acme Looniversity and the Tiny Toon characters look forward to a summer filled with fun. Buster and Babs Bunny turn a water fight into a white-water rafting trip through the dangerous Deep South; Plucky Duck and Hamton Pig share the most impossibly awful car journey imaginable on the way to HappyWorldLand; Fifi's blind date becomes a "skunknophobic" nightmare; and a safari park is turned upside-down by Elmyra's search for "cute little kitties to hug and squeeze".

Keywords: alligator, amusement-park, animal-abuse, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, anxiety, autograph, basset-hound, beach, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Drama, Family,

Quotes:

Plucky Duck: I'm gonna go on every ride 'til I barf twice!

Buster Bunny: Babs, grab the life saver!::Babs Bunny: Who can think of candy at a time like this?

[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]::Buster Bunny: Hey, Byron can fly!::Babs Bunny: Who knew?

[after doing an obscenely loud sound demo prior to the movie]::THUD announcer: The audience is now deaf.

[after a long, toon-type, water battle]::Buster Bunny: I do this water thing to Babsy through the entire video.

[Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]::Buster Bunny: I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!::Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o'me!

[Sitting at the drive-in with Hampton's family]::Plucky Duck: They bring their own food to the drive-in. I don't believe this family.

[Plucky just got ran over by Hampton's family]::Plucky Duck: I think the left front tire is a little low.

[Fowlmouth butted in the movie concession line and is deciding what snack to get]::Fowlmouth: Let's see, Goobers or Raisinets... Goobers or Raisinets... You got a reccommendation?::[Guy he butted throws him into theatre]::Fowlmouth: Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!

[Fowlmouth got "thrown" into the movie]::Actress: At this rate, we'll NEVER get to my scene!::Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me, you no good dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!

Barr, Roseanne Filmography

Play in Full Screen Master of the Good Name

2012, role: actress , character name: Grandma Ruth
Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne

2012, role: actress , character name: Herself - Roastee
Play in Full Screen Downwardly Mobile

2012, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Occupy Unmasked

2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Downwardly Mobile

2012, role: actress , character name: Rose Davis
Play in Full Screen Downwardly Mobile

2012, role: writer
Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The 2011 Comedy Awards

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Undefeated

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Roseanne's Nuts

2011, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen I Am Comic

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen What If Cannabis Cured Cancer

2010, role: actress , character name: Connie Cancer
Play in Full Screen Women Without Men

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Tipping Point

2009, role: producer
Play in Full Screen The Tipping Point

2009, role: writer
Play in Full Screen The Tipping Point

2009, role: writer
Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Tipping Point

2009, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
Play in Full Screen Comedy Live Presents Russell Brand and Friends

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself - Comedian
Play in Full Screen The 6th Annual TV Land Awards

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen TV's All-Time Funniest: A Paley Center for Media Special

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Alexis Arquette: She's My Brother

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Heckler

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Manufacturing Dissent

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Captain Mike Across America

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Roseanne Barr: Blonde and Bitchin'

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Comic Relief 2006

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Rockin' with Roseanne

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Rockin' with Roseanne

2006, role: writer
Play in Full Screen Rockin' with Roseanne

2006, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Rockin' with Roseanne

2006, role: director
Play in Full Screen Roseanne Barr: Blonde and Bitchin'

2006, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Legends: Rodney Dangerfield

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Roseanne Barr: Blonde and Bitchin'

2006, role: writer
Play in Full Screen The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards

2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Class Dismissed: How TV Frames the Working Class

2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Words and Music in Honor of Fahrenheit 9/11

2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade

2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen CMT: 40 Sexiest Videos

2004, role: actress , character name: Host
Play in Full Screen 101 Biggest Celebrity Oops

2004, role: actress , character name: Herself - #87: Name-Changing Experiences
Play in Full Screen When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World

2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen TV's Greatest Sidekicks

2004, role: actress
Play in Full Screen 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments

2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Goodnight, We Love You

2004, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Home on the Range

2004, role: actress , character name: Maggie
Play in Full Screen A Dairy Tale

2004, role: actress , character name: Maggie
Play in Full Screen Funny Already: A History of Jewish Comedy

2004, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Roseanne Barr:

"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect"

"Know how to do anything - I’m a mom"

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on"

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."

"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."

"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."

"It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it."

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."

"I was completely nuts for most of my life."

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."

"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."

"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."

"Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."

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Edit Digital Spy 12 Jul 2017

... erased when the show paired David with Becky, and Darlene with Mark – because Darlene and David's relationship was a figment of Roseanne's (Roseanne Barr) imagination ... Fortunately, Goodman will be back to reprise his role, and the rest of the family have all also signed up to return, including Darlene (Gilbert) and Roseanne (Barr)....

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Watch the Teaser for ABC's Roseanne Reboot ... On the bright side, the casting of David and Darlene's kids does indicate that the revival is undoing the Roseanne finale twist that said Darlene and David's relationship was a figment of Roseanne's (Roseanne Barr) imagination....

‘Roseanne’ Reboot: Roseanne Barr, Sara Gilbert Head Back To Work, ABC Stars Welcome Writers Back ...

Edit Inquisitr 11 Jul 2017

The Roseanne revival is in full swing—and Sara Gilbert is front and center. ABC’s long-awaited reboot of Roseanne Barr’s long-running 1980s/’90s sitcom about a blue collar, Midwestern family is now one step closer to production ... Sara captioned the picture with, “First day!!! Welcome writers! #roseanne #season10.” Click here to continue and read more......

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Classic comedy Roseanne will be getting the revival treatment for 2018, and many of the original characters will be back ... TVLine reports that the Roseanne revival will introduce Darlene and David's daughter and son ... She was born months prematurely in one of the final episodes of the series, so she was no more than a baby during her appearances on Roseanne ... If Galecki isn't able to return, there are a few directions Roseanne could go....

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Roseanne revival spoilers are now revealing some major details about Darlene and David’s life ... According to TV Line , the Roseanne revival is currently casting ......

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'Roseanne Barr' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

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Famous quotes by Roseanne Barr:

"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect"

"Know how to do anything - I’m a mom"

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on"

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."

"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."

"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."

"It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it."

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."

"I was completely nuts for most of my life."

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."

"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."

"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."

"Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."

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