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YEE-HAW
Calgary Stampede somehow manages to kill an orca
He never even saw it coming.
RUSSIA
If a man tries to commit treason and is too dumb to pull it off, that man has not committed treason
By Donald Trump Jr.
HOCKEY
Connor McDavid $12.5 million contract to include $8 million 'you have to live in Edmonton' bonus
All they had to give him to do it was $12.5 million per season, with around two-thirds of that offered in compensation for having to live in the city of Edmonton.
THEATRE
Couple breaks up on patio, receives standing ovation, 5-star Fringe review
Heather MacDonald
POLITICS
Friends and family of Proud Boys VERY proud indeed
TORONTOPIA
The ranking goes musician, then DJ, then... bartender
WHY NOW?
REPORT: Mom has discovered Gangnam Style
Paul Beer
CATHOLICISM
Pope Francis announces ban on gluten-free communion, thereby solving the Catholic Church's biggest problem
RUSSIA
Trump announces anti-cyber-hacking team with Putin, anti-murdering team with Charles Manson
SPORTS
REPORT: Pond hockey difficult in summer
Nick Martinello
COTTAGE SEASON
Study confirms mosquitoes LOVE Aunt Deb
MARVEL
Spider-Man: Homecoming to feature exclusive post-credits movie
HOT, HOT
Metal slide that has reached 4,500 degrees Celsius awaits first rider of summer
G20
Trump and Putin somehow open 'first ever meeting' with elaborate secret handshake
SPORTS
Fighting your kid's soccer referee being considered as new Olympic event
Hunter Collins
SOAP GENE
STUDY: Cilantro not thrilled about 50% of population either
Dan Kalmar
WINNIPEG COMEDY FEST
Double zero is a made-up clothing size
IN PLAIN SIGHT
Steve Bannon sneaks out of G20 by perfectly blending in with zombie protesters
SHARING IS CARING
Man tries in vain to explain his nachos not for whole table
YARDWORK
CLIMATE HERO: Dad gets electric mower to never use, to replace gas mower he never used
SUMMER HATER
FOR REAL: I will never go to your cottage, ever
Anne T. Donahue
AMUSEMENT PARK
Hot new existentialist rollercoaster just a really long line
Ned Petrie
TOUGH TALK
Trump tells North Korea if he knew where it was they'd be in big trouble
SUMMER