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It has been suggested that the film could be played on aeroplanes as a jolly added extra to the pre-flight safety demonstration. That at least might have the effect of distracting passengers who are afraid of flying – why worry about the brace position when you have a horde of terrorists waiting for you in arrivals?

Pro-Brexit Conservative Ann-Marie Morris made the comment while on a panel of other leading Conservative pro-Brexit MPs, who did not react  

The Portuguese sold him to Everton while manager at Chelsea