If you feel like you've seen more than enough of alleged tax fraudster extraordinaire, Adam Cranston, you'd do well to avoid Instagram. Or more specifically, you'd do well to avoid trawling through the Instagram feed of his former girlfriend, Toni Brady.
The enterprising student – whose predilection for soft-porn selfies would make even Kim Kardashian blush – posts to Instagram under the handle @toniiizzz and in the past year has treated her 2000-odd followers to a stream of revealing images: most of them of herself, in varying states of undress, in exotic locations around the world (think Paris, the Maldives, Iceland and, um, Double Bay).
Presumably its the job of some lowly clerk in the ATO to trawl the account for evidence of where Cranston – the disgraced son of former deputy ATO commissioner Michael "Exactly Where Did You Get The Money For Those 15 Luxury Cars, Son?" Cranston – was frittering his allegedly ill-gotten gains. Hope said ATO clerk doesn't blush easily. But we digress.
In a post dated May 2, 2015, Brady has uploaded a photo of breakfast in bed at a luxury hotel. Our esteemed colleague, Neil Chenoweth, first reported on the post, describing it as "a picture of a tray for two, at the Intercontinental Double Bay – but no hint of her partner". Except that there is. A hint of her partner, that is. A nasty, pantless, kneeling-on-the-bed-with-his-junk-reflected-in-the-teapot hint, no less. An image which (trust us dear reader) once seen cannot be unseen.
Looks like someone forgot about the reflective qualities of shiny tableware before he engaged in glamour photography at a hotel paid for with Commonwealth money. Don't you hate it when that happens?
Though credit where it's due. The housekeeping team at the Intercontinental Double Bay ought to be proud. Whoever polishes your silverware deserves a pay rise. Maybe Chris Jordan could look into?
