Zero Charisma (2013)

Actors: Larry Jack Dotson (actor), Dakin Matthews (actor), Jarrod Thalheimer (producer), Sam Eidson (actor), Lowell Bartholomee (actor), Chris J. Knight (actor), Jeff Fenter (actor), Cyndi Williams (actress), Vincent James Prendergast (actor), Anne Gee Byrd (actress), Ashley Spillers (actress), Jennymarie Jemison (actress), Michael Stephenson (producer), Bobby Tahouri (composer), John Gholson (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Bob: Are you in to Wizards and shit?

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Actors: Clint Howard (actor), Michael Paré (actor), Adolf Hitler (actor), Brendan Fletcher (actor), Uwe Boll (director), Jonathan Shore (producer), Jonathan Shore (producer), Uwe Boll (producer), Arved Birnbaum (actor), Natassia Malthe (actress), Vili Matula (actor), Willam Belli (actor), Fabrice Colson (actor), Katrina McCarthy (costume designer), Dan Clarke (producer),

Plot: Rayne fights against the Nazis in Europe during World War II, encountering Ekart Brand, a Nazi leader whose target is to inject Adolf Hitler with Rayne's blood in an attempt to transform him into a dhampir and attain immortality.

Keywords: action-heroine, bar, bar-shootout, based-on-video-game, battle, blood-splatter, bordello, brunette, car, character-name-in-title
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror,
Taglines: The Rise of Hitler's Vampire Legion...

Quotes:

[last lines]::Rayne: Guten tag, motherfuckers!

Rayne: I need your men to understand something. I have spent my whole life hunting down the undead, and I promise you that it's about to get seriously fucking complicated.::Nathaniel: Good. I was sick of killing just Nazis. An undead will fire things up around here.

Commandant Ekart Brand: [about to drink a vile of Rayne's blood] Heil Hitler.

Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: [looking at the vampire creature on the Doctor's slab] Is that a vampire?::Doctor Mangler: Indeed. A night patrol caught it scrounging near the west fence a couple of nights ago. Unprecedented happenstance. I believe it was a Gypsy at one time, but who is to say?::Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: I've never seen one before.::Doctor Mangler: Which is why you're still alive. These creatures have no longer any bond to the morals of man. Which is why you never trust a vampire.::[the Doctor begins cutting into the vampire]::Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: Must you cut him in my presence?::Doctor Mangler: It, Lieutenant. It. For I'll tell you something, this creature is one very resilient specimen.

Commandant Ekart Brand: And who shall I say has the honor of besting me today?::Rayne: Honor? The last thing this about is honor. My apologies but the locals are finishing up outside. So let's just make this thing short and bloody!

Nathaniel: I certainly would have remembered you from the meetings. I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partners Vasyl and Magda. I've never seen anyone move like you do.::Rayne: I'll bet you say that to all the girls.::Nathaniel: Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are just a girl.::Rayne: Only the good half.::Nathaniel: You're her aren't you? The Dhampir. Where's the Commandant?::Rayne: Shish-kabob.

Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: I have no authority in these matters. But I will not stand by and let you kill that "creature" as part of some mandated experiment of yours, Doctor.::Doctor Mangler: The fascinating caveat to this Lieutenant is that they are very difficult to kill. Only by stake, fire, holy water, decapitation, and sunlight. The vampire still stay resilient forever. It's a marvel of science. I'm on the cusp of clasping the secret to lifelong longevity. My experiments will contribute to the better endowment of the Reich... to the leaders of the Reich. You see... I believe I can make Hitler immortal.

Rayne: Fucking Nazis.

Blubberella (2011)

Actors: Uwe Boll (producer), Uwe Boll (actor), Uwe Boll (director), Clint Howard (actor), Jonathan Shore (producer), Michael Paré (actor), Uwe Boll (writer), Arved Birnbaum (actor), Brendan Fletcher (actor), Willam Belli (actor), Willam Belli (writer), Katrina McCarthy (costume designer), Joey Setter (miscellaneous crew), Dan Clarke (producer), Jessica de Rooij (composer),

Plot: It's 1940 and the German army is oozing their ickiness across the European continent, indiscriminately slaughtering thousands. On the Eastern Front, a motley group of Resistance Fighters, led by Nathaniel (Brendan Fletcher) and "Vadge" (Willam Belli), struggle valiantly against the Nazi scourge. The German army, headed by the Commandant (Michael Paré), shadow puppet master, a mad, showtunes-singing Doctor (Clint Howard), and the newly-addicted-to-blood Lieutenant (Steffen Mennekes), threatens to eradicate the Resistance. But coming to the rescue is Blubberella. Half vampire, half woman, and all trouble, Blubberella loves nothing better than killing Nazis and a substantial turkey on rye. She has moved through the centuries destroying nasties and their like while perfecting the ultimate cotton candy recipe. Blubberella and the Commandant face each other in a rail car and after a unseemly exchange of bodily fluids, the Commandant becomes infected by Blubberella and, unknown to her, begins his transformation into a powerful day-walking vampire. Now Blubberella faces her greatest foe in her valiant struggle against tyranny and creatively used kitchen implements - a legion of undead Nazi soldiers and their ruthless leaders. Along the way she'll lock horns with her oppressive mama, cross-dressing resistance fighters, dodgy S&M; games, and even Hitler and his mad boardgame-playing skills. Blubberella. She's coming big time.

Keywords: 1940s, absurd-humor, character-name-in-title, eating, narration, nazi, one-word-title, overweight, spoof, superheroine
Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: She will kick ass with her big ass

Quotes:

Doctor Mangler: Did it move like a vampire?::Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I didn't see her, but from all accounts, it moved like a slow tornado.

Blubberella: [from trailer] [as Blubberella is surrounded by Nazis] Is that Hitler? [Nazis turn to look as Blubberella runs away]

Doctor Mangler: Nosferatu! Dracula! Blade! Blade 2! Dark Shadows! No, Dark Shadows was a Soap Opera.

Blubberella: Time to kill some Nazis!

[first lines]::Blubberella: [voice-over] Hi, everybody! I'm Blubberella and I'm a superhero. Yes, I am. Stop laughing. I hope you're not seated too close to the screen because then you'll be in my splash zone! Here are some facts about me. I'm 800 years old. In my last high school I was voted mostly likely to marry a black man.::[she enters a large walk-in freezer]::Blubberella: Oooo! This is my most favorite part of my house. I'm running a little low on processed meats. Okay, listen... don't judge me. You try living and being mocked for being half-human and half-vampire and not fitting in... cars, airplane seats, etc. Once I was stuck in Ferris wheel for eight hours. My good friend Sigmund Freud said that the experience didn't scar me too much. He said that I replaced sex with food. But then he raped me so that pretty much shot that feeling.

Blubberella: I don't really like to play with my food.::The Commandant: Where did you get that outfit? The fashion institute for the blind? Very funny!::Blubberella: No. Don't joke because Germans are known for their sense of humor.::The Commandant: Germans are VERY funny! Now, who shall I say has the honor of besting me today?::Blubberella: [tired] I'm the Dhaphir. Half-human, half-vampire. Like killing you is any honor.

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: [looking at the vampire creature on the slab] That's a vampire?::Doctor Mangler: Indeed. A night patrol caught is scrounging near the west fence a couple of nights ago. I believe it was a Gypsy, or even a movie critic at one time. But they don't get out much.::Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I've never met a movie critic before.::Doctor Mangler: Which is why your alive. You see, this creature no longer has any bonds to the morality of man. But you never trust a vampire.::Lt. Caspar Jaeger: Must you savage him in my presence?::Doctor Mangler: I brought Churchill down here a couple of times and he didn't seem to mind. I'm just testing it's resiliency. And this is very resilient creature!

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I have no authority in these matters, but I will not stand idly by while you kill that creature or Elvis impersonator as part of some mandated experiment of yours.::Doctor Mangler: The fascinating caviar Lieutenant is that they're very difficult to kill. Only by stake, fire, holy water, or watching Rocky sequels. The vampire will stay responsive forever. The marvel of science. And I'm onto something really big.::Lt. Caspar Jaeger: How big?::Doctor Mangler: I think I can make Hitler immortal.::Lt. Caspar Jaeger: Great. Anyway, there has been an incident. Pack a travel bag and we go to Disneyland in 20 minutes.::Doctor Mangler: Oh, no, no! I'm doing my taxes!

Nathaniel Gregor: I certainly would have remembered you from the resistance fighter meetings. I would have brought the cookies, but I fear you would have eaten them all.::Blubberella: Cookies?::Nathaniel Gregor: I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partner Vadge.::Blubberella: Oh... partners.::Nathaniel Gregor: I've never seen anybody move like you do. Like a caged rhino who hasn't been fed in weeks. Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are a girl.::Blubberella: What the fuck's that supposed to mean?::Nathaniel Gregor: You're her, aren't you. The Dhaphir?::Vadge: She kind of moves like a watermelon.::Nathaniel Gregor: I would really like to talk to you.::Blubberella: Well, if your men would get their phallic symbols out of my face, I guess you can buy me dinner.::Nathaniel Gregor: Where's the Commandant?::Blubberella: An appetizer.

Vadge: You think you're special cause your the Dhaphir? [mocks Blubberella] Oh, I'm the Dhaphir. You ain't precious, you're average! Precious! [throws bread at Blubberella]

Black Death (2010)

Actors: Andy Nyman (actor), Tim McInnerny (actor), Jens Meurer (producer), Gero Brugmann (miscellaneous crew), David Warner (actor), Martin Hentschel (actor), Sean Bean (actor), Carice van Houten (actress), John Lynch (actor), Christian Henson (composer), Catherine Charlton (miscellaneous crew), Tygo Gernandt (actor), Zoe Simijonovic (miscellaneous crew), Mathias Braun (miscellaneous crew), Tim Haslam (producer),

Plot: Set during the time of the first outbreak of bubonic plague in England, a young monk is tasked with learning the truth about reports of people being brought back to life, a mission that pulls him toward a village ruler who has made a dark pact with evil forces.

Keywords: 1340s, 14th-century, abbey, animal-skull, anti-christianity, arm-cut-off, arm-ripped-off, axe-in-the-head, back-from-the-dead, bandit
Genres: Action, Drama, Horror, Mystery,
Taglines: In an age of darkness one man will face the ultimate battle against evil. Repent

Quotes:

Bel: [Approaching Mold from another table] Are you shy?::Mold: [Grasps Bel by her hair] I'm ugly and I am Christian. And that is not a good combination in here, hm? Piss off!

Osmund: Bring her back, I beg you bring her back!::Langiva: No, I can't. Pray to your god, see what he can do.

Ulric: [Osmund tears open Ulric's shirt to reveal buboes under his armpits] I am Death. Vengeance is mine! God's fury rains down on you!

Hob: [said slowly] There is no God.

Ulric: Yes, this village is without the pestilence... but it is also without God. For this, they will suffer.

Langiva: [Pointing at the crusaders' weapons] These are God's gifts to us. These are his words and these fine men his ambassadors.

[first lines]::Wolfstan: The fumes of the dead are in the air like poison. The plague, more cruel and more pitiless than war, descended upon us. A pestilence, that would leave half of our kingdom dead. Where did it come from? What carried its germ. The priests told us it was God's punishment. For what sin? What commandment must we break that could earn this? No, we knew the truth. This was not God's work, but devilry. Or witchcraft. But our task, to hunt down a demon, was God's cure.

Langiva: Oy, we're not a bad as ya think. We're worse.

Ulric: The woman was already dead, but I freed her. The mob would have held her again and burned her. I spared her suffering. Sometimes that is all you can do.

Osmund: May I ask, how did your husband die?::Langiva: Men like you killed him.::Osmund: Men like me?::Langiva: Men of God.

The Venice Beach Hostel (2009)

Actors: Arthur Allan Seidelman (director), Arthur Allan Seidelman (producer), Madison Mason (producer), Madison Mason (actor), Marcella Bremond (miscellaneous crew), Willis Chung (actor), Nicholas Downs (actor), Joel Zwick (producer), Annie Abbott (actress), Gary Bisig (actor), Kevin Perez (actor), Edy Ganem (actress), Christina Myhr (actress), Patrick David (actor), Patrick Blakely (actor),

Plot: The hostel caters to young travelers moving through the Los Angeles area on their way to countries around the world. Some guests stay only a day or two, most times just overnight. The owner is a former world traveler herself, but at her age, she's now content to have the world come to her doorstep The transient aspect of The Venice Beach Hostel gives it the opportunity to swap out characters every week. This revolving door of characters keeps the show fresh with new personalities, new conflicts, and up-to-the-moment issues that affect young people around the world - religion, nationalism, fanaticism, love, sex, responsibility, politics... lost luggage. It's all rolled into one fast-paced show, packed with sharp dialog and characters. The young workers who manage The Venice Beach Hostel are themselves from various countries like England, Japan, Mexico, America, etc. Each character brings with them the baggage of their civilization. Though not deliberately metaphorical, The Venice Beach Hostel does seem like a microcosm of the world, albeit a comical one.

Genres: Comedy,

Il pipistrello (2003)

Actors: Roland Petit (miscellaneous crew), Roland Petit (writer), Erica Vitellozzi (producer), Alessandra Ferri (actress), Luisa Spinatelli (costume designer), Luigi Bonino (miscellaneous crew), Luigi Bonino (actor), Tina Protasoni (director), Massimo Murru (actor), Jean-Philippe Halnaut (miscellaneous crew), Giorgio Trucco (actor), Claudio Cavallini (editor), Mick Zeni (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Music,

Sabotage! (2000)

Actors: David Suchet (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Philippe Carcassonne (producer), Santiago Segura (actor), Michael Cowan (producer), Jason Piette (producer), Dominique Pinon (actor), David Sterne (actor), Nacho Vigalondo (actor), Alexandra Vandernoot (actress), Trevor Peacock (actor), François Ivernel (producer), Miles Richardson (actor), Mariana Gironella (miscellaneous crew), Jason Watkins (actor),

Plot: June, 1815. Napoleon Bonaparte, surrounded by enemies, is about to play his definitive part in history. He has spent his whole life creating a mystique, becoming synonymous with determination, strength and mystery. But, that whole super-leader trip is smothering him and he just can't stand it anymore. Meanwhile, one of his aides, le maréchal Hugo Armani, has only one dream: to emulate the man who is his idol, his emperor. Armani picks the battle of Waterloo as the moment for his borderline psychotic attack - the first case of Napoleonic delirium in modern psychiatry. Due to the shortage of maréchals at the moment, Napoleon's got no choice: he has to leave Armani in command. Unbalanced Armani, so unexpectedly promoted, now leads the troops of France.

Keywords: battle-of-waterloo, napoleon-bonaparte
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Waterloo Una comedia estratégico-operativa de los hermanos Ibarretxe Un día muy complicado... en la vida de un hombre muy ocupado

The Little Riders (1996)

Actors: Rosemary Harris (actress), Derek de Lint (actor), Renée Soutendijk (actress), Kevin Connor (director), Lee Holdridge (composer), Malcolm McDowell (actor), Gerald Di Pego (writer), Paul Scofield (actor), Jeff Harding (actor), Christopher Villiers (actor), Sue Field (miscellaneous crew), Luke Edwards (actor), Frederik de Groot (actor), Barry Peters (editor), Michiel Nooter (actor),

Plot: Young American Joanne Hunter is stranded in the German-occupied Holland with her Dutch grandparents. The German CO, Captain Kessel begins to wage war on the village's morale, and Joanne's house must quarter another German officer, Lt. Braun, who finds himself torn between his duty and distaste of Kessel's methods. When Kessel threatens the lead statues of 16th-century freedom fighters in the town clock, Joanne and her grandparents rally the villagers to save Kirkendam's "little riders".

Keywords: based-on-novel, world-war-two
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Lt. Braun: The statues?::Joanne Hunter: They are not just statues. They keep us save.::Lt. Braun: In that case: they are not working.

Lt. Braun: They send this to me with a letter when she was killed. American bombs.::Joanne Hunter: I'm sorry I said I wanted her to die. I had nothing against her.::Lt. Braun: Only me?::Joanne Hunter: Yes!

Les pirates du rail (1938)

Actors: Lucien Callamand (actor), Christian-Jaque (writer), Christian-Jaque (director), Erich von Stroheim (actor), Héléna Manson (actress), Suzy Prim (actress), Henri Verdun (composer), Charles Vanel (actor), Marcel André (actor), Marcel Dalio (actor), Marcel Maupi (actor), Jacques Dumesnil (actor), Simone Renant (actress), Valéry Inkijinoff (actor), Georges Tourreil (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Charlie Chan's Secret (1936)

Actors: William Bailey (actor), Egon Brecher (actor), Arthur Edmund Carewe (actor), Francis Ford (actor), Bud Geary (actor), Jonathan Hale (actor), Chuck Hamilton (actor), James T. Mack (actor), Earl Derr Biggers (writer), Robert Ellis (writer), Robert Ellis (writer), Joseph Hoffman (writer), Helen Logan (writer), Helen Logan (writer), Nick DeMaggio (editor),

Plot: An ocean liner sinks off Honolulu and Allen Colby, heir to millions, is presumed dead...but local sleuth Charlie Chan is not so sure, and flies to San Francisco to investigate further. Somehow, the missing Colby is there ahead of him...but is knifed in the back before seeing anyone. Further events revolve around spiritualist Mrs. Lowell, her family of suspicious characters, and the spooky, untenanted Colby mansion, where the body turns up during a seance!

Keywords: adage, aphorism, apparition, asian-comedian, asian-detective, asian-hero, black-cat, butler, character-name-in-title, chinese-hero
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Horror, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: San Francisco is the scene of Chan's newest and most baffling mystery!

Quotes:

Charlie Chan: If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.

Charlie Chan: Hasty deduction like ancient egg. Look good from outside.

Charlie Chan: Necessity mother of invention, but sometimes step-mother of deception.

Charlie Chan: Greeting at end of journey like refreshing rain after long drought.

Charlie Chan: Best place for skeleton is in family closet.

Charlie Chan: [to psychic] Most fortunate gift to be able to cross bridge to dwelling place of honorable ancestors before arriving.

Charlie Chan: [to witnesses at the murder scene] Touch nothing - until police arrive!

Charlie Chan: Fingerprints very valuable if detective can catch owner of fingers.

Baxter: Now, I think ...::Henrietta Lowell: You don't think. You think you think. I think!

Charlie Chan: Boy Scout knife like lady's hairpin - have many uses.