Pause (2014)

Actors: Melvin James (producer), Melvin James (director), José Alvarez (actor), Squeaky Moore (actress), Sharri Jones (actress), Maria Davis (actress), Roderick Powell (producer), Jason Rivera (actor), Ameer Muhammad (miscellaneous crew), Lisa Garrett (actress), Michael Wroblewski (actor), Maurice Johnson (actor), Joseph Maracina (actor), Aaron Veasley (actor), Roman Johnson (actor),

Plot: Love is tough no matter whose looking. Caleb and Alejandra were about to be married but Caleb's ex-girlfriend has other plans and throws a monkey wrench in the happy couples wedding. Jewel is an attractive professional business woman and Ivonnah is her lesbian best friend. Both are two single women living in New York City who have all but given up on love. Each are equipped with an extensive repertoire of horrific anecdotes of dates gone awry. They both come together to help get Caleb and Alejandra get back together. When the reunited couple Alejandra and Caleb arrive at the conclusion that their friends need to find the one whose right for both of them, they undertake the task of helping Jewel and Ivonnah find love. But when Ivonnah develops a crush on Jewel things get complicated. Jewel has her sights set on her handsome single boss at work. With the help of Caleb and Alejandra, they attempt to get the objects of their affection out on blind dates. Only problem is neither Ivonnah nor Jewel have any knowledge of what the other is doing and on the night of their big dates, things go even more awry.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Love is hard to find no matter whose looking.

A Dark Place (2012)

Actors: Bello Galadanchi (producer), Bello Galadanchi (writer), Bello Galadanchi (director), Bello Galadanchi (composer), Bello Galadanchi (editor), Jon Craig (producer), R. Tariq Powell (actor), Alex McCormack (writer), R. Tariq Powell (writer), Alex McCormack (composer), R. Tariq Powell (producer), Chris Ryves (writer), Timothy Ellis Riley (actor), Timothy Ellis Riley (producer), Lance Beilstein (actor),

Plot: This suspense-thriller combines groundbreaking cinematography and thought-provoking music, to tell the story of two men whose lives are turned upside down by the mysterious contents of a safe. When Carter relocates to a quaint Pennsylvania town to care for his ailing mother things go surprisingly well. Almost immediately he befriends Joey, the talkative local bar owner. But when his mother's medical bills pile up things quickly spiral out of control and a bewildered Carter soon finds he has less then 48 hours to repay Steve, a local loan shark with a violent reputation. When Joey confides in Carter that he too is in desperate need of money, the two men become deeply entangled in a deceptive web of adultery, blackmail and murder.

Keywords: blackmail, cult-film, independent-film, neo-noir, suspense
Genres: Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Woods, Crickets and Blood I only want the necklace.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Carter Fells: I keep the necklace, I pay off Steve, you walk away with the rest.

Carter Fells: I only want the necklace.

Big Shots (1987)

Actors: Sheldon Kahn (editor), Ivan Reitman (producer), Bruce Broughton (composer), Paul Winfield (actor), Ellen Geer (actress), Joe Medjuck (producer), Robert Prosky (actor), Jim Antonio (actor), Ron Dean (actor), Jerzy Skolimowski (actor), Timothy Scott (actor), Robert Joy (actor), Robert Minkoff (actor), Ross L. Kulma (miscellaneous crew), Dennis Virkler (editor),

Plot: Following the death of his father, suburbanite Obie runs away from home and winds up on Chicago's South Side. After being mugged, he befriends con artist Scam. The two then embark on a Down South adventure involving gangsters, the police, and a search for Scam's father.

Keywords: african-american, bank-account, bar, basement, beer, belt, bible-salesman, bicycle, black-american, buddy
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: They stole a Mercedes with a body in the trunk. Who says 11 year olds don't know how to have fun? If crime is a disease ... meet the measles.

Quotes:

Johnnie Red: I can walk on water, eat bullets, and shit ice cream!

Scam: So, what's your name?::Obie: Obie. Obediah. It's in the bible. What's yours?::Scam: Scam. It's in the bible too.

Obie: [observing Johnnie Red's ceiling mirror] He must get dressed lying down.::Scam: Man you dumb.

An African Dream (1987)

Actors: Larry Taylor (actor), John Carson (actor), Graham Clarke (actor), John Kani (actor), Hugh Rouse (actor), Lionel Newton (actor), Dominic Jephcott (actor), Graham Weir (actor), Vanessa Cooke (actress), Juli Lotter (miscellaneous crew), Liam Cundill (actor), Kenneth Hendel (actor), Kitty Aldridge (actress), Val Donald-Bell (actress), Terence Reis (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Save the Lady (1982)

Actors: Bill Kerr (actor), Wallas Eaton (actor), John Ewart (actor), Desmond Tester (actor), Leon Thau (director), John Cobley (actor), Kim Clifford (actress), Barry Pierce (producer), Mathew Excell (actor), Miranda Cartledge (actress), Robert Clarkson (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Family,
Taglines: A fun-filled steamboat caper A refreshingly delightful story for the whole family

The World's Greatest Lover (1977)

Actors: Rolfe Sedan (actor), Gene Wilder (actor), David Huddleston (actor), Peter Elbling (actor), Jack Riley (actor), Sidney Miller (actor), Alvin Hammer (actor), Dom DeLuise (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Nick Dimitri (actor), Elya Baskin (actor), Fritz Feld (actor), James Hong (actor), Al Wyatt Sr. (actor), Gene Wilder (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Go ahead - laugh!

Quotes:

Rudy Valentine: Are you trying to give me fart hailure?

Projectionist: I'm in the union.

Annie Hickman: Rudy, what are we gonna do? They think you're a famous movie star. We can't pay for this. Oh, my god! Rudy, Rudy, did you see the bathroom? Rudy, there's seven towels in the bathroom. Rudy, Rudy, we can't afford this.::Rudy Valentine: Don't talk about money.::Annie Hickman: But, Rudy, we only have...::Rudy Valentine: My soul is on fire! Don't talk to me about money!

Adolph Zitz: Now listen to me very carefully: The women in this country are so sex-starved, they'll accept the first pretty face that comes along and make him a star. Well, what the hell will they do when they hear that Rainbow Studios is going to find the greatest lover in America? I'm talking about someone who will make Rudolph Valentino look like a part-time nurse!

Adolph Zitz: All right! We'll get lovers from every big city and hick town on the map. Because, gentlemen, I promise you that within two weeks, every male in America between the ages of 17 and 55 is going to stop for a moment and at least think about coming to Hollywood to screen test for the biggest chance of his life - the chance to star in the new Rainbow Studios film: The World's Greatest Lover! Now! How's that for an idea?::Yes Man #1: Great!::Yes Man #2: Gweat!::Sven, Yes Man #3: Great! Yoost great!::[points to the barber]::Barber: Very good... [fearing the onset of another of Zitz's outbursts] I mean... great!::[Zitz desperately tries to stop himself from strangling the barber again, gives up]::Adolph Zitz: Too late!::[lifts the barber in air by his neck]

Annie Hickman: Rudy, you do stick out your tongue when you get nervous, or sometimes you get laryngitis just for a second. But it won't last. These are just little nervous habits because you're so high-strung. They mean nothing. Even the third thing.::Rudy Valentine: What?::Annie Hickman: Rudy... it's nothing. It's not even worth talking about.::Rudy Valentine: What third thing?::Annie Hickman: Rudy...::Rudy Valentine: I just wanna know. What third thing?::Annie Hickman: Well, sometimes - when you get excited - you twist your words around so they don't make sense.::Rudy Valentine: I do not twist my words around.::Annie Hickman: Rudy, I wouldn't make up a thing like that.::Rudy Valentine: I do not do that!::Annie Hickman: Once in a while. Once in a great while.::Rudy Valentine: ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME FART HAILURE?

Rudy Valentine: I don't wanna be Rudy Hickman! I'm selling the furniture, I'm selling the car, I'm changing my name and we're going to Hollywood.::Annie Hickman: Hollywood?::Rudy Valentine: Yes. I'm gonna try out for that movie contest.::Annie Hickman: But, Rudy...::Rudy Valentine: My Uncle Harry knows people out there. He can help us.::Annie Hickman: Rudy, there'll be thousands of men.::Rudy Valentine: I can win it.::Annie Hickman: They'll be coming from all over America.::Rudy Valentine: I can win it.::Annie Hickman: Rudy, they'll be professionals.::Rudy Valentine: I said I can win it! Now light the bed to out come turn on!

Annie Hickman: Rudy, I'm frightened.::Rudy Valentine: You're the one who said you wanted me to try out for this contest!::Annie Hickman: Well, I do. I do. I just don't want you to get your heart set on winning.::Rudy Valentine: Do you think I wanna come in 13th?

Rudy Valentine: Don't can what I and say can't tell me!

Adolph Zitz: Gentlemen, I am not a child and I do not wish to be treated as one. Is that understood?::Group of yes men: Yes, Sir!::Adolph Zitz: Good. Now, here's the question: If you went up to any bum in the street and asked him which is the biggest movie studio in Hollywood, what would he say? Joe?::Yes Man #1: Well, Rainbow Studios, home of the stars.::Adolph Zitz: All right now. All right, I don't want any of that baloney. Wes?::Yes Man #2: I would say Wainbow. Wainbow Studios. It's the wargest and the best.::Adolph Zitz: Save it. Save that yes-man shit. You think I need this kind of babying? Sven?::Sven, Yes Man #3: Rainbow. Rainbow Studios. I don't think there is any question about that.::Adolph Zitz: Jesus Christ! Is there not one honest man in this room?::[points to the barber]::Barber: Oh, uh, Paramount, I guess.::Adolph Zitz: [Chuckling] That's very interesting. I'm just curious - why would you say that?::Barber: Because they have Rudolph Valentino.::[Zitz gets off his chair and starts strangling the barber]::Adolph Zitz: Son of a bitch! Dog-doo, pee-pee brain! You're a lying traitor, did you know that? You ca-ca-in-your-pants fart blossom, I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your...

Deep Sleep (1972)

Actors: Marc Stevens (actor), Jamie Gillis (actor), Harry Reems (actor), Cindy West (actress), Kim Pope (actress), Cedar Houston (actress), Alfred Sole (director), Jutta David (actress), Mireille Renaud (actress), Bill Harris (actor), Doctor Diktor (actor), Tony Perry (actor), Everybody and His Mother (actor), Rodney Rockoff (actor), Anthony Dema (actor),

Plot: Harry has problems with performing in bed and goes to see a doctor. The doctor sends him to a guru, Maharishi. With the guru's students, Harry has several chances to prove that his problems are over.

Keywords: clinic, funeral, hardcore, impotence, it-was-all-a-dream, motorcycle, murder, niece, sex, sexual-dysfunction
Genres: Adult,

A New Leaf (1971)

Actors: Howard W. Koch (producer), Graham Jarvis (actor), George Rose (actor), William Hickey (actor), David Doyle (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Walter Matthau (actor), Doris Roberts (actress), Renée Taylor (actress), James Coco (actor), Jack Weston (actor), John O'Leary (actor), Fredric Steinkamp (editor), Elaine May (director), Elaine May (actress),

Plot: Henry Graham is a man with a problem: he has run through his entire inheritance, and is completely unequipped to provide for himself. His childhood guardian, Uncle Harry (a deliciously mean-spirited James Coco), refuses to give him a dime, and Henry, completely unwilling to exercise the only solution he sees--suicide-- devises a plan with the help of his imaginative butler: he can make money the old-fashioned way--he can marry it. With a temporary loan from Uncle Harry to tide him over, Henry has six weeks to find a bride, marry her, and repay the money, or else he must forfeit all his property to his uncle. With only days remaining, Henry meets clumsy, painfully shy heiress Henrietta Lowell (played by director Elaine May). She's the answer to his prayers--if only Henry can overcome the obstacles placed in his path by Uncle Harry, Henrietta's lawyer, and Henry's own reluctance to wed.

Keywords: bachelor, bankruptcy, botanist, butler, camping, canoe, clumsy, contemplating-suicide, crooked-lawyer, cynicism
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Romeo and Juliet, Bob and Bing, Ulysses and Grant, George and Martha, Martha and John, Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice, Bob and Alice, Ted and Carol, Bob and Ted, Carol and Alice, Pat and Dick, Julie and David, Byron and His Sister, Bill and Coo, Liz and Eddie, Liz and Mike, Liz and Dick, Dick and Sybil, Eddie and Debbie, Muck and Meyer, Hollywood and Vine, Anthony and Cleopatra, and now Henry & Henrietta... the love couple of the seventies... and the laugh riot of the year.

Quotes:

Henry Graham: I have no mind as far as I can tell.

Henrietta: Have you ever tasted Mogen-David extra-heavy malaga wine with soda water and lime juice?

Uncle Harry: You are an aging youth!

Henry Graham: What frond is in your token?

Henry Graham: Excuse me, you're not by any chance related to the Boston Hitlers?

Bo: He was an industrialist or a composer. Something like that.

Henry Graham: She's not engaged?::Bo: No, she's a botanist.

Henry Graham: Tell me about yourself, Miss Lowell - your work, your hopes, your dreams.::Henrietta Lowell: Well, I work as a teacher and I also do field work and write monographs. My hope is to discover a new variety of fern that has never been described or classified. I don't know what my dream is. Do you think it could be the same as my hope? Well, at any rate, that is my work and my hope except for my dream, which I'm not sure of.

Henry Graham: If you can't be immortal, why bother?

Harold: Should I serve you breakfast in bed, or would you like me to follow you about with the tray?

Goodbye, Columbus (1969)

Actors: Michael Nouri (actor), Susan Lucci (actress), Nan Martin (actress), Jack Klugman (actor), Jaclyn Smith (actress), Charles Fox (composer), Bette Midler (actress), Richard Benjamin (actor), Johnny Carson (actor), Ali MacGraw (actress), Chris Schenkel (actor), Ralph Rosenblum (editor), Larry Peerce (director), Julie Garfield (actress), Royce Wallace (actress),

Plot: A Jewish man and a jewish woman meet and while attracted to each other find that their worlds are very different. She is the archetypical Jewish-American-Princess, very emotionally involved with her parents world and the world they have created for her while he is much less dependent on his family. They begin an affair which brings more differences to the surface.

Keywords: african-american, arizona, arm-injury, army-veteran, art-book, ass-slapping, asthma, aunt-nephew-relationship, band, bar
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Every father's daughter is a virgin.

Quotes:

Neil Klugman: [discussing birth control] What do you take?::Brenda Patimkin: Nothing. Turn off the water.::Neil Klugman: Nothing?::Brenda Patimkin: Listen, I tried the pills, but they made me fat and made me sick, and besides every single day you read something new about them in the paper, so I decided I was better off with nothing.::Neil Klugman: [pause] Brenda, I'd like to talk to you about nothing.

Neil Klugman: Hey, I meant to ask you. About those pills, don't you have to take them in the morning? Does it make a difference when you take them?::Brenda Patimkin: I don't take them.::Neil Klugman: [drops his soap bar in astonishment]

Brenda Patimkin: Are you serious?::Neil Klugman: I'm way the hell past serious: I'm suicidal.

Brenda Patimkin: Look, I'm not gonna take the pills, and that's the end of it. In the first place, you don't just *take* the pills: you have to start taking them at a specific time.::Neil Klugman: You get a diaphragm.

Ben Patimkin: Let me tell ya somethin'. In the real world you need a little gonif in ya. You know what that means: gonif?::Neil Klugman: Thief.

Uncle Harry (1958)

Actors: Peter Cushing (actor), Harry Kerwin (director), Hugh Morton (actor), Rona Anderson (actress), Derek Aylward (actor), Robert Hunter (actor), Mary Morris (actress), Hubert Rees (actor), Eynon Evans (actor), Jack Walters (actor), Aubrey Richards (actor), Gerald James (actor), Gwenyth Petty (actress), Beryl Measor (actress), Thomas Job (writer),

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