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Headlines 7/8/2017
Harley-Davidson dealership contacts authorities after man threatens U.S. senator in store No mention of the political affiliation of the Senator. I wonder why? [CBD]
Headlines: 7/7/17
George Clooney: Do as I say not as I do. [Mis. Hum.]
Obamacare repeal? The first step should be a vote to remove the "mandate". Get the IRS out of health insurance. Rand Paul speaks out about Repeal and Replace. Repeal it and don't replace it. [Mis. Hum.]
It wasn't garrett rocking out in his garage. Earthquake in Montana. [Mis. Hum.]
The Pro-Death camp keeps on keeping on. Your body? Well, it's my money. [Mis. Hum.]
Headlines: 7/6/2017
John McCain. Until the day I die, I will never regret NOT voting for him as president. Reason number... ah screw it, who can possibly keep count. [krak/t]
In other continental suicide news, not to be outdone by Volvo, France aims to end sale of fossil-fuel-powered cars by 2040. Look on the bright side; at least there'll be no more car-b-cues in les banlieus. [J.J. Sefton]
By Moron Andrew Branca:
Florida Judge Rules Recent Changes to Self-Defense Immunity Law Are Unconstitutional
"I can only say that if his knowledge and understanding of Florida constitutional law is as weak and disordered as his knowledge and understanding of Florida “Stand-Your-Ground” law. It seems most unlikely that this decision will withstand appellate review." [CBD]
Headlines: 7/5/2017
Classic It's Always Sunny Scene: After The Gang's efforts to win over the popular kids at their high school graduation backfire and result in further degradations and humiliations for them, they institute "Plan B," which works like gangbusters
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