Road Trip (2000)

Actors: Rhoda Griffis (actress), Mary Lynn Rajskub (actress), Horatio Sanz (actor), Tim Ware (actor), Fred Ward (actor), Matt Walsh (actor), Todd Phillips (actor), Tom Green (actor), Breckin Meyer (actor), Jimmy Kimmel (actor), Seann William Scott (actor), Ethan Suplee (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Sheldon Kahn (producer), Amy Smart (actress),

Plot: Josh and Tiffany have been together since they were kids. ENTER Beth, a sexy blonde going to college with Josh. One night, Josh and Beth hook up and make a videotape the same day that Josh plans to mail a video to Tiffany of him talking about college life. The wrong tape gets sent, forcing Josh, along with a few pals, to go to Austin, where Tiffany is, and stop her from seeing the tape. Full of laughs, you'll be sure to enjoy Road Trip.

Keywords: african-american, anal-probe, austin-texas, bare-breasts, beating, bed, black-american, blonde, borrowing-a-car, boston-massachusetts
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: The greatest college tradition of all time. Its good. Love is never having to say you're sorry you made a sex tape with a woman then mailed it to your girlfriend.

Quotes:

Rubin: What class is that again?::Rubin: Ancient philosophy.::Rubin: Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.::Josh: Really?::Rubin: Yeah, I can teach Japanese to a monkey in 46 hours. They key is just finding a way to relate to the material.

Frat member: [Holding up a white hood] Are you in the Ku Klux Klan?::Josh: Whoa whoa, that isn't ours.::Kyle: That's not mine!::Josh: OK, hold on, th-there's obviously some explanation.::Frat member: There is. See your boy here's an evil bigot, and now he's gonna die.::Kyle: [faints]

E.L.: You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.

Earl Edwards: Oh, bullcrap! This is ridiculous! Why didn't you tell us where you were?::Kyle: Because I knew you'd get mad! See, look how mad you are.::Earl Edwards: [angrily] I'M NOT MAD!

Rubin: This is sort of an unusual question, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.::Motel Clerk: Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.::Rubin: No? OK. That's OK. Thanks.::Motel Clerk: Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it.::Rubin: [sotto, walking away] Dick.::Motel Clerk: By the way, Cheech, that credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out, so don't go spending all your cash on needles and guns just yet.

Barry: [Barry attempts to convince the snake to eat a mouse] Unleash the fury!

E.L.: Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.

E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.::Kyle: That makes no sense.::E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, OK, I didn't make up the rules.::Rubin: No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.::E.L.: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

E.L.: Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.

Beth: What do you look for in a girl?::Josh: She should be smart, and funny.::[Beth undressing]::Josh: That's good too.::Beth: Do you feel better yet?::Josh: I feel a little bit better, yes.::Beth: What else do you look for?::Josh: She should be nice and attractive and...::Beth: [Beth removes her top]::Josh: Topless. And topless.