Because of overwhelming demand I hereby place my poem Australia 11 here for all to see.
AUSTRALIA TWO
That September when we watched the sleek-hulled pride of Australia
Humble the Yanks and make Connor a failure
How our voices rose as one cross the breadth of a nation
Cans zipped, stubbies sipped, champagne corks popped in celebration
But as our first minister luridly dressed, blest the quest and its happy completion
We felt the deflation the frustration that we could not grant this joy its true consummation.
Then into this tempest of despair blew a positive air: somewhere in our midst was the object, the vessel, the sacred ship.
A prize for the man who followed it through
He’d win the hand of Australia 2
Like water through a holed hull we gushed
I and ten thousand others joining the crush
As we scanned for a sign of that virgin yacht
From harbour to sandhill to city block
Till by fate was I led to a revelling bar
Where big bosomed women with thighs ajar
Swung upside down singing national songs
Wearing naught but spangly bikinis and thongs.
One former flapper, floppy and fat
Conducted the choir with Bradman’s bat
Sailors, salesmen, welders and builders
Turned red noses skywards sung Waltzing Matilda
Eagerly straining with the rivers of piss
That flowed earthwards from these harpies’ lips
And it marked as a man he who could catch
In his mouth the stream that flowed from their thatch
Drunk on this communal brew I turned I froze I examined the mirror
That held the visage of the marine Madonna, serenely sipping slipped away from her crew
I sidled up to Australia 2
Her sleek skin gleamed with a radiant glow
And her fair hair shone on its Kevlar bows
She asked me how did I find her?
Dropped a shoulder revealing a starboard grinder
I trembling, around it placed my hand
Felt her ballast shift, YES, I was the man
The fortunate, chosen one privileged one who
Would join the loins of Australia 2
With the spirited gum of his personal glue.
She heeled pointing high I kissed he salt face
She invited me to a percolated coffee at he rplace
Well, what a monument to national fervour
From the white-gum chairs to the kangaroo berber
Men at Work on the stereo Mike Walsh on the ceiling
Authentic sunburned coloured walls zinc-creamed and self peeling
Colonnades shaped like Bondi lifesavers
Supporting a cupola with a mural of Laver
Nolan sketches Bert Bryant tips ripped and trapped in the floorboards
Each etched with the features of a true Aussie warlord
Gumless Graham, sleeveless Hoges, Gormless Gunston
And in the wardrobe Lillee’s sweat-caked headband,
Molly’s head band’s head job
Snapped freeze-framed behind Newcomb’s winning Wimbledon lob
To a soft lit chamber was I led
And placed in a beer bottle shaped water bed
Where beneath the doona from Koala Blue
I fondled the stern of Australia 2
Ah, ecstasy words cannot grasp
The pleasures my hands did when they held the brass
Of my sweet sensitive companion’s
Glamorous, glabrous, stays and stanchions
My fingers crawled up inside her spinnaker unfastened the kite
Held fast I my lips to the precious ship’s side
And my loins surged
There was but one space to conquer
She read my thoughts swayed and weighed anchor
She presented it to me, she coyly revealed
The mystic, magnificent, wings of her keel.
What had taken Ben Lexen so long to originate
I strove and drove and thrust to invaginate
To me had fallen the task to anoint
That arcane perfect pleasure point
And though sharp polyps slashed at my genitals
Yet I would not halt my nuptial ritual
And no barnacled bar would prevent me anew
From repeating that beat with Australia 2
No I could not resist the wooing and wedding
The kissing and cuddling the crewing and bedding
And no barnacled bar would prevent me anew
From repeating that beat with Australia 2
For I fastened my name to history with glue
The night I f*****d Australia 2.
ok am up a bit late & really enjoyed reading the Poem, caught myself with a few misheard lines; it is still nothing like hearing it live with the smirk on your face & the encouraging laughter from the crowd, as last Thursday 15/06/17 night @ Django Bar showed, what a great intimate night (if you call the almost over crowded bar, intimate) Django bar was the perfect venue for your set of mix of 40 year old (channel 2 / coyote pass) through to now, well When.(see what i did there)? All well paced & blended,with Lloyd Gyi holding it all together, Bill Bare thoroughly enjoying himself, Cilla making all the guitar work seem so effortless,Nicole @ the right place @ the right time with the harmonies @ moves- great!-some of her facial expressions when you raconteur- you had to be there & the multi talented / faceted Tony Durant surprising us all, what’s not to like? A big plus was the almost interactive crowd,& “dancing man” living out ‘nothing to lose’ a most memorable sight; like what the f#*K?, (can I write that? Fritze is innocent- I swear).
Great to see you on the keyboard again & really great to see/hear you really enjoy yourself too. – was up searching you tube for the dancing man clip, alas to no avail-. Thank you.