OPEN THREAD: Happy Birthday, Canada!

Open thread!

The Week In Ridiculous Men: DudeRobes, Sexual Harassment ‘Prevention’ And MORE

Behold, the wonders of fragile masculinity!

Kris Kobach Will Not Comply With Stupid Voter Info Request From Kris Kobach

'Kris Kobach is a real jerk,' says Kris Kobach

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Fawning All Over New WONKETTE GRANDBABY

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Kellyanne Conway Furious Sexist Media Sexist To Sexist Donald Trump’s Nonexistent Tax Plan

Pro-tip: If you're going to pivot, pivot to something that at least exists, maybe.

Adam Schiff Ready To Cram His Giant Subpoenas Down Trump’s Throat

How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?

Donald Trump Finally Endorses GOP Plan: ‘Repeal And Sit With Thumb Up Your Ass’

Quitting is a kind of winning, if you think about it... like a complete idiot.

Joe And Mika Explain What A Gross Fucking Creep Donald Trump Really Is

It's fucking stunning we're having this conversation about the sitting president of the United States.

Man Who Believes In Alien Chimeras On Earth, Pedophile Colonies On Mars, Talks To Donald Trump

Alex Jones talked about secret Mars colonies and alien-human hybrids Thursday, and it was like seeing an old friend who's off their meds.

Michael Flynn’s Dead Friend Tried To Get Hillary’s Whitey Tape From Russia, Because He Was Stupid

This looks like the first evidence of attempted collusion between Trump people and Russia. Surprise, it is VERY DUMB.
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Will Make Voting Great Again! (Offer Valid For Old White Republicans Only)

'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.

A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow

LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!

GOP Committee Votes YES On Barbara Lee Amendment To End All These Motherfucking Wars

Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains Why Trump Is Thin-Skinned Weenus Who Twitter-Punches Girls

FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING. Did we mention Sarah Huckabee Sanders is full of shit?

Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?

This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.

NRA Wants You To Shoot Protesters, The Media, People Of Color, And Teachers! God Bless.

The evil liberals are coming to get you, better give the NRA some money!

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.
Gingrey's been readin' up

Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying)

Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Jesus, Donald Trump, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

The president of the most powerful nation on earth is on Twitter, making plastic surgery jokes about a mean lady on TV.

Nobody Tell Trump About Philippines Bill Requiring ‘Enthusiastic’ Singing Of National Anthem

The Philippines is considering a law that could jail people for insufficient patriotic fervor. Let's hope Donald Trump doesn't get ideas.

And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017

Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!