Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.
Martin was born on May 25, 1973 to a Greek American family in New York City, New York, the son of nutritionist Lillian and Greek Orthodox priest Dean C. Martin (now deceased). He grew up in Toms River, New Jersey, and has a younger brother named Spyro.
Martin graduated from Yale University in 1995. During his time there, he wrote a 224-word poem about alcoholism as a project for a fractal geometry class, which became a well known palindromic poem. He was also a member of the Anti-Gravity Society, whose members juggle objects on Sunday evenings on Yale's Old Campus.
Although Martin was accepted into Harvard Law School, he went to New York University School of Law after he received a full scholarship. Martin withdrew from law school before the start of his final year, opting to pursue comedy over finishing his Juris Doctor.
I can't go anywhere
Without feeling strange
I can't see anyone
Everything has changed
'Cause every time I close my eyes
It's you again, you again
And every time I hear your voice
I don't know what to do with myself
You, you, you
Tum time, valentine
Waiting for my chance
Easy chat up lines
But do you dare to dance?
'Cause every time I close my eyes
It's you again, you again
And every time I hear your voice
I don't know what to do with myself
You, you, you
Don't know what to do with myself
You, you, you
Don't know what to do with myself
Die, apart or die
Die, am I
Die, apart or die
Do I for my
'Cause every time I close my eyes
It's you again, you again
And every time I hear your voice
I don't know what to do with myself
Don't know what to do with myself
I don't know what to do with myself