Nuts (film)

Loco and Nuts (2014)

Actors: Stephan Bosch (actor), Angelica Padilla (actress), David Mihalka (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Pretty Cure 5 (2011)

Actors: Kôzô Morishita (producer), G. Larry Butler (actor), Donald F. Glut (actor), Kyle Rea (actor), William Winckler (actor), William Winckler (director), William Winckler (writer), William Winckler (producer), Alison Lees-Taylor (actress), J.F. Oya (producer), David Gerrold (actor), Bradford Hill (actor), Marieve Herington (actress), Bryan Forrest (actor), Robert Tousignant (actor),

Genres: Animation,

The Back-up Plan (2010)

Actors: Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Jessica Drake (miscellaneous crew), Steve Tisch (producer), Marc C. Geschwind (miscellaneous crew), Linda Lavin (actress), Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew), Frank Welker (actor), Jennifer Lopez (actress), Anthony Anderson (actor), Tom Bosley (actor), Don Abernathy (actor), Robert Klein (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Michael Riley (miscellaneous crew), Benjamin R. Reder (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Zoe is a woman who has a hard time letting anyone into her life. She has a habit of pushing people away whenever they get close. She wants to have a baby but because she has no man in her life, she decides to be artificially inseminated. Shortly after having the procedure she meets a guy named Stan, and she feels a spark. When she tells him about her pregnancy, she thinks he'll bail but he sticks with her.

Keywords: acura, acura-integra, artificial-insemination, baby, baby-bottle, bare-chested-male, big-mac, birth, bmw, bmw-3-e46
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Fall in love.* Get married. Have a baby. *Not necessarily in that order. Due April 23

Quotes:

Dr. Scott Harris: I have a feeling you and CRM-1014 are going to make beautiful babies together.

Stan: I love you.::Zoe: [throws up into sink]::Stan: Not the answer I was looking for.

Zoe: Sorry I didn't get a pedicure::Dr. Scott Harris: What?::Zoe: Er, my toes I'm sorry::Dr. Scott Harris: I'm not looking at your toes, I'm looking at your cervix::Zoe: Right, now I kinda wish you were looking at my toes

Zoe: [Zoe gets in a taxi cab] Oh, excuse me this is my cab::Stan: What you own it?::Zoe: No, but I'm about to rent it

Carol: Okay, alright, [claps] . Welcome to single mothers and proud. As the names suggests we are all single, mothers and erm, proud.

Stan: it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!::Playground Dad: The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?::Stan: Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.::Playground Dad: My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.

Baby Store Sales Clerk: [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?::Stan: There are so many and they are so... big!::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?::Stan: Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses

The Back-up Plan (2010)

Actors: Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Jessica Drake (miscellaneous crew), Steve Tisch (producer), Marc C. Geschwind (miscellaneous crew), Linda Lavin (actress), Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew), Frank Welker (actor), Jennifer Lopez (actress), Anthony Anderson (actor), Tom Bosley (actor), Don Abernathy (actor), Robert Klein (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Michael Riley (miscellaneous crew), Benjamin R. Reder (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Zoe is a woman who has a hard time letting anyone into her life. She has a habit of pushing people away whenever they get close. She wants to have a baby but because she has no man in her life, she decides to be artificially inseminated. Shortly after having the procedure she meets a guy named Stan, and she feels a spark. When she tells him about her pregnancy, she thinks he'll bail but he sticks with her.

Keywords: acura, acura-integra, artificial-insemination, baby, baby-bottle, bare-chested-male, big-mac, birth, bmw, bmw-3-e46
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Fall in love.* Get married. Have a baby. *Not necessarily in that order. Due April 23

Quotes:

Dr. Scott Harris: I have a feeling you and CRM-1014 are going to make beautiful babies together.

Stan: I love you.::Zoe: [throws up into sink]::Stan: Not the answer I was looking for.

Zoe: Sorry I didn't get a pedicure::Dr. Scott Harris: What?::Zoe: Er, my toes I'm sorry::Dr. Scott Harris: I'm not looking at your toes, I'm looking at your cervix::Zoe: Right, now I kinda wish you were looking at my toes

Zoe: [Zoe gets in a taxi cab] Oh, excuse me this is my cab::Stan: What you own it?::Zoe: No, but I'm about to rent it

Carol: Okay, alright, [claps] . Welcome to single mothers and proud. As the names suggests we are all single, mothers and erm, proud.

Stan: it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!::Playground Dad: The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?::Stan: Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.::Playground Dad: My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.

Baby Store Sales Clerk: [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?::Stan: There are so many and they are so... big!::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?::Stan: Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses

The Slammin' Salmon (2009)

Actors: Lance Henriksen (actor), Michael Clarke Duncan (actor), Morgan Fairchild (actress), Adam W. Rosen (miscellaneous crew), Lori Grabowski (miscellaneous crew), Vivica A. Fox (actress), Will Forte (actor), Jim Gaffigan (actor), Olivia Munn (actress), Kenneth Hunter (miscellaneous crew), Todd A. Marks (miscellaneous crew), J.J. Dalton (miscellaneous crew), Jay Chandrasekhar (actor), Jay Chandrasekhar (writer), Nathan Barr (composer),

Plot: The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon, now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

Keywords: accent, actress-playing-herself, apostrophe-in-title, arrogance, ballerina, burnt-face, cameo, character-name-in-title, chef, comedy-troupe
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Bring a bib, it's gonna get messy

Quotes:

Donnie: The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place.::Tara: Donnie, he's not going to kill you.::Donnie: Didn't you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich!::Tara: Well, you see? Breaking your ribs won't kill you.

Cleon Salmon: [while admiring his sister's triplets] Look at the little babies! Hey, it's Uncle Cleon. Damn, they all look the same. What did you do, fuck a Xerox machine?

Cleon Salmon: Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?::Guy: It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek.::Cleon Salmon: I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes.::Guy: It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes.::Cleon Salmon: Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes.

Donnie: Sounds like you're from the UK, are you in a band like Oasis or Herman's Hermits?

Dave: ¿Cómo se dice Cleveland Steamer?

Jamie the Line Chef: Twins are disgusting, man.

Cleon Salmon: A little story for you, Dave 2, before you get back to work. When I was training for the Dispute in Beirut, I used to run ten miles a day with a baby camel strapped to my back. So you can understand how bemusing I find it that you're trying to run away from me. Don't run. Just take it.

Cleon Salmon: Well, if a trip to the Bahamas ain't gonna get the molasses out your asses, maybe $10,000 will do the trick. That's right, new prize. Top waiter leaves here tonight with ten grand in his pocket. You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.::Guy: Ha! Jesus, how many cocks you got, Champ?::Cleon Salmon: Are you lampooning me, Meatdrapes?::Guy: Of course not, sir.::Cleon Salmon: Do you want a punch in the eye, Guy?::Guy: No, please.::Cleon Salmon: I can make your face look like a pie, Guy.::Guy: Oh God, no.::Cleon Salmon: [the Champ throws several feints at Guy's face, then accidentally punches him in the stomach] Excuse me, I didn't mean to do that.

The John: I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.::The Escort: Whoa, that's gonna be an extra fifty bucks.::The John: That's okay, shellfish makes me horny.::The Escort: Good, 'cause I got crabs.::The John: [scratches beard] Who doesn't?::Guy: Excuse me, sir? [presents bottle of champagne] Compliments of the house. [customers cheer and applaud]::The John: [looking around] What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing? Are you miked?::The Escort: [taking offense] Are you miked?::The John: [addresses customers] I was just kidding about the anal. [customers gasp] I was just bored at the hotel. I was looking for something to do with my cock. Perfectly natch. Come on, take a look at her, you wouldn't kick in that back door?::The Escort: I'm not ashamed.::The John: Fuck this!

Rich: Dave, can I get a re-fire?::Dave: What did you just say to me?::Rich: The guy at table five wants it cooked a little bit more.::Dave: No! They asked for it medium rare. It's perfect. If he wants it cooked more, tell him to go shove it up his ass.::Rich: You want me to tell that guy to cook this in his ass?::Dave: Yeah, within the inside of his anus.

Roomies (2009)

Actors: Smaran Sahu (actor), Smaran Sahu (actor), Manish Gupta (director), Manish Gupta (producer), Suzanna Mukherjee (actress), Nakul Grover (actor), Mrinal Dutt (actor), Nidhi Oza (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Bastard Boys (2007)

Actors: Colin Friels (actor), Anthony Hayes (actor), Jeremy Kewley (actor), Jack Thompson (actor), Reza Mokhtar (miscellaneous crew), Peter Hosking (actor), Stephen Rutter (miscellaneous crew), Rhys Muldoon (actor), Dan Wyllie (actor), Justine Clarke (actress), Geoff Morrell (actor), Deborah Kennedy (actress), Sue Smith (writer), Robert Grubb (actor), Christopher Stollery (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche (2005)

Actors: Chris Seaver (producer), Chris Seaver (director), Chris Seaver (actor), Chris Seaver (writer), Tim Ekkebus (actor), Jeremiah Campbell (actor), Lauren Seavage (actress), Jesse Green (actor), Dave Autovino (actor), Rich Glasgow (actor), Aimee Puschkin (actress), Sarah Krank (actress), Brie Jones (actress), Lucas Martin (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Horror,

Hey pa! (1996)

Actors: Ann Petersen (actress), Tom De Hoog (actor), Karin Jacobs (actress), Jos Van Geel (actor), Pepijn Caudron (actor), Ellen Boydens (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,