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Chinese cuisine includes styles originating from the diverse regions of China, as well as from Chinese people in other parts of the world including most Asia nations. The history of Chinese cuisine in China stretches back for thousands of years and has changed from period to period and in each region according to climate, imperial fashions, and local preferences. Over time, techniques and ingredients from the cuisines of other cultures were integrated into the cuisine of the Chinese people due both to imperial expansion and from the trade with nearby regions in pre-modern times, and from Europe and the New World in the modern period. In addition, dairy is rarely—if ever—used in any recipes in the style.
The "Eight Culinary Cuisines" of China are Anhui, Cantonese, Fujian, Hunan, Jiangsu, Shandong, Sichuan, and Zhejiang cuisines.
The staple foods of Chinese cooking include rice, noodles, vegetables, and sauces and seasonings.
Chinese society greatly valued gastronomy and developed an extensive study of the subject based on its traditional medical beliefs. Chinese culture initially centered around the North China Plain. The first domesticated crops seem to have been the foxtail and broomcorn varieties of millet, while rice was cultivated in the south. By 2000 BC, wheat had arrived from western Asia. However, these grains were typically served as warm noodle soups instead of baked into bread as in Europe. Nobles hunted various wild game and consumed mutton, pork, dog, and beef as these animals were domesticated. Grain was stored against famine and flood and meat was preserved with salt, vinegar, curing, and fermenting. The flavor of the meat was enhanced by cooking it in the fat of a different animal.
Street food is ready-to-eat food or drink sold by a hawker, or vendor, in a street or other public place, such as at a market or fair. It is often sold from a portable food booth,food cart, or food truck and meant for immediate consumption. Some street foods are regional, but many have spread beyond their region of origin. Most street foods are classed as both finger food and fast food, and are cheaper on average than restaurant meals. According to a 2007 study from the Food and Agriculture Organization, 2.5 billion people eat street food every day.
Today, people may purchase street food for a number of reasons, such as to get flavorful food for a reasonable price in a sociable setting, to experience ethnic cuisines, or for nostalgia.
Small fried fish were a street food in ancient Greece, however, Theophrastus held the custom of street food in low regard. Evidence of a large number of street food vendors were discovered during the excavation of Pompeii. Street food was widely consumed by poor urban residents of ancient Rome whose tenement homes did not have ovens or hearths. Here, chickpea soup with bread and grain paste were common meals. In ancient China, street food generally catered to the poor, however, wealthy residents would send servants to buy street food and bring it back for them to eat in their homes.
Chinese can refer to:
Food is any substance consumed to provide nutritional support for the body. It is usually of plant or animal origin, and contains essential nutrients, such as fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals. The substance is ingested by an organism and assimilated by the organism's cells to provide energy, maintain life, or stimulate growth.
Historically, people secured food through two methods: hunting and gathering and agriculture. Today, the majority of the food energy required by the ever increasing population of the world is supplied by the food industry.
Food safety and food security are monitored by agencies like the International Association for Food Protection, World Resources Institute, World Food Programme, Food and Agriculture Organization, and International Food Information Council. They address issues such as sustainability, biological diversity, climate change, nutritional economics, population growth, water supply, and access to food.
The right to food is a human right derived from the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights (ICESCR), recognizing the "right to an adequate standard of living, including adequate food," as well as the "fundamental right to be free from hunger."
China, officially the People's Republic of China (PRC), is a sovereign state in East Asia. It is the world's most populous country, with a population of over 1.35 billion. The PRC is a one-party state governed by the Communist Party, with its seat of government in the capital city of Beijing. It exercises jurisdiction over 22 provinces; five autonomous regions; four direct-controlled municipalities (Beijing, Tianjin, Shanghai and Chongqing); two mostly self-governing special administrative regions (Hong Kong and Macau); and claims sovereignty over Taiwan.
Covering approximately 9.6 million square kilometers, China is the world's second-largest country by land area, and either the third or fourth-largest by total area, depending on the method of measurement. China's landscape is vast and diverse, ranging from forest steppes and the Gobi and Taklamakan deserts in the arid north to subtropical forests in the wetter south. The Himalaya, Karakoram, Pamir and Tian Shan mountain ranges separate China from South and Central Asia. The Yangtze and Yellow Rivers, the third- and sixth-longest in the world, run from the Tibetan Plateau to the densely populated eastern seaboard. China's coastline along the Pacific Ocean is 14,500 kilometres (9,000 mi) long, and is bounded by the Bohai, Yellow, East and South China Seas.
Street Food - Chinese Street Food - EGG Breakfast Jianbing - BEST Street Food in China. Featuring all The BEST, HIDDEN, and DEEP Street food you can find in Peking's Hutongs! Like the famous egg Jian bing for breakfast, and a giant, cheap Peking duck for dinner. We ate a lot of unique and rare Chinese street foods that you must try, all throughout Beijing's Hutongs! I brought a long time friend - Chuchu, to join me for eating Beijing's best Street food! In this Chinese Street Food tour video, I'm going to take you on a food street journey to many delicious, mouthwatering street food places around Beijing, AKA Peking, in Northern China. If you're thinking about traveling to China for the street food, make sure to come visit Beijing. You can enjoy unique Chinese street foods hidden in Beij...
This Chinese vegetable lo mein dinner is quick, easy, healthy and delicious. I show you my secret ingredient I use to get that smoky hint of flavor in the lo mein. Packed full of vegetables. Lo mein is one of our favorite stir fry Chinese foods. Enjoy. #food #recipe #chinesefood #lomein #tesscooks4u #foodporn ***************************************** OTHER RECIPE VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE TO SEE How to Make the Best Chicken and Broccoli Chinese Stir Fry Recipe ~ Healthy Chinese Cooking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRadAJLsrmc How To Make The Best Chinese Pepper Steak ~ Chinese Stir Fry Recipe https://youtu.be/LZeNiMUbHCQ How to Make Teriyaki Chicken ~ Homemade Teriyaki Sauce https://youtu.be/aO8Oy3fps3o Asian Recipes by Tess Cooks4u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YIctSJa850&list;=PLTn...
My wife has never tried Chinese food in America before. I took her to the most average restaurant I could find to try the most popular dishes that the average American orders. She bases her rating on authenticity and taste. We even got some local opinions. Watch Winston's video where his wife, Sasha, tries Panda Express. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI1R-zO9QzU Discount promo code for Conquering Southern China: laowinning My TV show: Conquering Southern China https://vimeo.com/ondemand/conqueringsouthernchina Join me every week for videos about China! Don't forget to subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/laowhy86 Winston's (the guy in the suit) channel : http://www.youtube.com/serpentza ADVChina (my other channel) http://youtube.com/churchillcustoms Discount promo code for Conqueri...
Follow me on Insta: http://bit.ly/2c5ojch And subscribe to my channel here: http://bit.ly/2cCy2ub Chinese Street Food Shanghai - Chinese Street Food - Street Food China Chinese street food and Chinese Food in China is incredibly delicious! So I flew to Shanghai, China and have been eating street food, noodles, and dumplings non-stop. Best Street Food to try! The Chinese food is so good in Shanghai! I've eaten street food in Bejing, street food in Chengdu, street food in Xi’an, street food in Guangzhou, and now, street food in Shanghai. A lot of the street food in Shanghai is similar to other street food in China. You can find some unique Shanghai street food specialties here, like xiaolongbao (soup dumplings), shengjianbao (pan fried dumplings), seafood on the street, and some delicious no...
Top 10 Chinese food recipes Chinese cuisine includes styles originating from the diverse regions of China, as well as from Chinese people in other parts of the world including most Asian nations. The history of Chinese cuisine in China stretches back for thousands of years and has changed from period to period and in each region according to climate, imperial fashions, and local preferences. Over time, techniques and ingredients from the cuisines of other cultures were integrated into the cuisine of the Chinese people due both to imperial expansion and from the trade with nearby regions in pre-modern times, and from Europe and the New World in the modern period. Contrary to the beliefs of many, the usage of dairy can be traced to ancient recipes as early as 9th century B.C. Animals such a...
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The amount of chinese food I crushed to make this one for you guys is astronomical, and the recipes, well lets just say that I freaking Nailed it! I am still amazed how fresh yet on point every single dish tasted, just like I remember my Chinese Takeout. If you enjoyed share with a friend. (we are looking to hire someone part time to work for us and help us write recipes to our videos in the youtube comments, if interested email us at brothersgreeneating@gmail.com. Paid Job. Glorious.) In this video recipes go as followed: 1:11 Egg Rolls 7:08 House Lo Mein 13:33 Beef and Broccoli 18:47 General Tso's Chicken subscribe: brothersgreen.com snapchat: brothersgreen more recipes coming soon! General Tso's Chicken Recipe: Ingredients: 1 pound of Boneless Skinless Chicken Thigh, cut into...
Follow me on Insta: http://bit.ly/2c5ojch And subscribe to my channel here: http://bit.ly/2cCy2ub Street Food in China! Exotic Chinese Street Food and Seafood in Guangzhou, near Hong Kong! This is the best street food! In Guangzhou, China, and Hong Kong, there is some of the best chinese seafood and Chinese street food around the world. In 2016, I began getting more and more serious about eating Chinese street food, and now, in 2017, I'm going full time! Fresh, cheap, and delicious Chinese street food! You have to try it! You can eat and try the best cantonese food specialties like dim sum, bbq roast pork (char sui), rice noodle rolls, and fresh (not cheap) seafood from a local seafood market, all of which are must try chinese foods! In this food and travel video/vlog, I take you on a ful...
Street Food - Chinese Street Food - Street Food China Subscribe : http://www.youtube.com/c/StreetFoodVideosKramnik Vietnam Food : https://youtu.be/YKvUkA0O790 China Street Food : https://youtu.be/9AforZUJBQo Indonesian Food : https://youtu.be/PcVFeu1E-zM Bangkok Food : https://youtu.be/f7cWN48A648 Thai Street Food : https://youtu.be/qbmYXVryISY Korean Food : https://youtu.be/WHQOWVdG4t8 China Food : https://youtu.be/dz1kDQEHJaU Sagion Street Food : https://youtu.be/6IZ-rAXWYbs
Street Food - Chinese Street Food - EGG Breakfast Jianbing - BEST Street Food in China. Featuring all The BEST, HIDDEN, and DEEP Street food you can find in Peking's Hutongs! Like the famous egg Jian bing for breakfast, and a giant, cheap Peking duck for dinner. We ate a lot of unique and rare Chinese street foods that you must try, all throughout Beijing's Hutongs! I brought a long time friend - Chuchu, to join me for eating Beijing's best Street food! In this Chinese Street Food tour video, I'm going to take you on a food street journey to many delicious, mouthwatering street food places around Beijing, AKA Peking, in Northern China. If you're thinking about traveling to China for the street food, make sure to come visit Beijing. You can enjoy unique Chinese street foods hidden in Beij...
This Chinese vegetable lo mein dinner is quick, easy, healthy and delicious. I show you my secret ingredient I use to get that smoky hint of flavor in the lo mein. Packed full of vegetables. Lo mein is one of our favorite stir fry Chinese foods. Enjoy. #food #recipe #chinesefood #lomein #tesscooks4u #foodporn ***************************************** OTHER RECIPE VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE TO SEE How to Make the Best Chicken and Broccoli Chinese Stir Fry Recipe ~ Healthy Chinese Cooking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRadAJLsrmc How To Make The Best Chinese Pepper Steak ~ Chinese Stir Fry Recipe https://youtu.be/LZeNiMUbHCQ How to Make Teriyaki Chicken ~ Homemade Teriyaki Sauce https://youtu.be/aO8Oy3fps3o Asian Recipes by Tess Cooks4u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YIctSJa850&list;=PLTn...
My wife has never tried Chinese food in America before. I took her to the most average restaurant I could find to try the most popular dishes that the average American orders. She bases her rating on authenticity and taste. We even got some local opinions. Watch Winston's video where his wife, Sasha, tries Panda Express. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI1R-zO9QzU Discount promo code for Conquering Southern China: laowinning My TV show: Conquering Southern China https://vimeo.com/ondemand/conqueringsouthernchina Join me every week for videos about China! Don't forget to subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/laowhy86 Winston's (the guy in the suit) channel : http://www.youtube.com/serpentza ADVChina (my other channel) http://youtube.com/churchillcustoms Discount promo code for Conqueri...
Follow me on Insta: http://bit.ly/2c5ojch And subscribe to my channel here: http://bit.ly/2cCy2ub Chinese Street Food Shanghai - Chinese Street Food - Street Food China Chinese street food and Chinese Food in China is incredibly delicious! So I flew to Shanghai, China and have been eating street food, noodles, and dumplings non-stop. Best Street Food to try! The Chinese food is so good in Shanghai! I've eaten street food in Bejing, street food in Chengdu, street food in Xi’an, street food in Guangzhou, and now, street food in Shanghai. A lot of the street food in Shanghai is similar to other street food in China. You can find some unique Shanghai street food specialties here, like xiaolongbao (soup dumplings), shengjianbao (pan fried dumplings), seafood on the street, and some delicious no...
Top 10 Chinese food recipes Chinese cuisine includes styles originating from the diverse regions of China, as well as from Chinese people in other parts of the world including most Asian nations. The history of Chinese cuisine in China stretches back for thousands of years and has changed from period to period and in each region according to climate, imperial fashions, and local preferences. Over time, techniques and ingredients from the cuisines of other cultures were integrated into the cuisine of the Chinese people due both to imperial expansion and from the trade with nearby regions in pre-modern times, and from Europe and the New World in the modern period. Contrary to the beliefs of many, the usage of dairy can be traced to ancient recipes as early as 9th century B.C. Animals such a...
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5 Crazy Fruits of Asia → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLY9Si6lz6Y Join the notification squad! Click the BELL icon to get updated as soon as a video is uploaded. New video every Wednesday! About This Episode: Learn more about ONETRIP Tours → https://www.christinas.vn/onetrip/ 1. ROASTED DUCK Vịt quay Quốc Ký 471 Trần Phú Street, ward 7, dist.5 Operation time: 6AM - 10PM Price: 280.000VND/duck 2. CHINESE NOODLES Tiệm mì Thiệu Ký 66/5 Lê Đại Hành street, ward 7, dist.11 Operation time: 7AM - 1AM Price: 35.000/bowl 3. DIMSUM Dimsum Mỹ Thực Tiến Phát 18 Ký Hoà street, ward 11, dist.5 Operation time: 6AM-12:30pm Price: From 42.000/dimsum Come say hi on: INSTAGRAM → https://www.instagram.com/instasonnyside/ FACEBOOK → https://www.facebook.com/BestEverFoodReviewShow/ - - - - - - - ...
The amount of chinese food I crushed to make this one for you guys is astronomical, and the recipes, well lets just say that I freaking Nailed it! I am still amazed how fresh yet on point every single dish tasted, just like I remember my Chinese Takeout. If you enjoyed share with a friend. (we are looking to hire someone part time to work for us and help us write recipes to our videos in the youtube comments, if interested email us at brothersgreeneating@gmail.com. Paid Job. Glorious.) In this video recipes go as followed: 1:11 Egg Rolls 7:08 House Lo Mein 13:33 Beef and Broccoli 18:47 General Tso's Chicken subscribe: brothersgreen.com snapchat: brothersgreen more recipes coming soon! General Tso's Chicken Recipe: Ingredients: 1 pound of Boneless Skinless Chicken Thigh, cut into...
Follow me on Insta: http://bit.ly/2c5ojch And subscribe to my channel here: http://bit.ly/2cCy2ub Street Food in China! Exotic Chinese Street Food and Seafood in Guangzhou, near Hong Kong! This is the best street food! In Guangzhou, China, and Hong Kong, there is some of the best chinese seafood and Chinese street food around the world. In 2016, I began getting more and more serious about eating Chinese street food, and now, in 2017, I'm going full time! Fresh, cheap, and delicious Chinese street food! You have to try it! You can eat and try the best cantonese food specialties like dim sum, bbq roast pork (char sui), rice noodle rolls, and fresh (not cheap) seafood from a local seafood market, all of which are must try chinese foods! In this food and travel video/vlog, I take you on a ful...
Street Food - Chinese Street Food - Street Food China Subscribe : http://www.youtube.com/c/StreetFoodVideosKramnik Vietnam Food : https://youtu.be/YKvUkA0O790 China Street Food : https://youtu.be/9AforZUJBQo Indonesian Food : https://youtu.be/PcVFeu1E-zM Bangkok Food : https://youtu.be/f7cWN48A648 Thai Street Food : https://youtu.be/qbmYXVryISY Korean Food : https://youtu.be/WHQOWVdG4t8 China Food : https://youtu.be/dz1kDQEHJaU Sagion Street Food : https://youtu.be/6IZ-rAXWYbs
Street Food - Chinese Street Food - EGG Breakfast Jianbing - BEST Street Food in China. Featuring all The BEST, HIDDEN, and DEEP Street food you can find in Peking's Hutongs! Like the famous egg Jian bing for breakfast, and a giant, cheap Peking duck for dinner. We ate a lot of unique and rare Chinese street foods that you must try, all throughout Beijing's Hutongs! I brought a long time friend - Chuchu, to join me for eating Beijing's best Street food! In this Chinese Street Food tour video, I'm going to take you on a food street journey to many delicious, mouthwatering street food places around Beijing, AKA Peking, in Northern China. If you're thinking about traveling to China for the street food, make sure to come visit Beijing. You can enjoy unique Chinese street foods hidden in Beij...
Follow me on Insta: http://bit.ly/2c5ojch And subscribe to my channel here: http://bit.ly/2cCy2ub Chinese Street Food Shanghai - Chinese Street Food - Street Food China Chinese street food and Chinese Food in China is incredibly delicious! So I flew to Shanghai, China and have been eating street food, noodles, and dumplings non-stop. Best Street Food to try! The Chinese food is so good in Shanghai! I've eaten street food in Bejing, street food in Chengdu, street food in Xi’an, street food in Guangzhou, and now, street food in Shanghai. A lot of the street food in Shanghai is similar to other street food in China. You can find some unique Shanghai street food specialties here, like xiaolongbao (soup dumplings), shengjianbao (pan fried dumplings), seafood on the street, and some delicious no...
The amount of chinese food I crushed to make this one for you guys is astronomical, and the recipes, well lets just say that I freaking Nailed it! I am still amazed how fresh yet on point every single dish tasted, just like I remember my Chinese Takeout. If you enjoyed share with a friend. (we are looking to hire someone part time to work for us and help us write recipes to our videos in the youtube comments, if interested email us at brothersgreeneating@gmail.com. Paid Job. Glorious.) In this video recipes go as followed: 1:11 Egg Rolls 7:08 House Lo Mein 13:33 Beef and Broccoli 18:47 General Tso's Chicken subscribe: brothersgreen.com snapchat: brothersgreen more recipes coming soon! General Tso's Chicken Recipe: Ingredients: 1 pound of Boneless Skinless Chicken Thigh, cut into...
Follow me on Insta: http://bit.ly/2c5ojch And subscribe to my channel here: http://bit.ly/2cCy2ub Chinese Street Food Tour in Rural Xinjiang - the BEST Street food in China! We took a train from Turpan all the way to Kuqa to try the BEST and most unique street food in China! When you arrive, you instantly know you are in a new street food world, and that you can taste some of the best street food around the world in 2017! I’ve been searching for the best street food in China for a long time, and have to say that when it comes to Chinese street food, some is good, some is bad, but in Xinjiang, most of the stuff we tried was fantastic! The meat and the sloppy dumplings were out of this world! You’ll fall in love watching the delicious street food in this street food video, because we came s...
Follow me on Insta: http://bit.ly/2c5ojch And subscribe to my channel here: http://bit.ly/2cCy2ub Street Food in China and Street Food around the world is worth traveling for! You won’t believe the street food you can try in western China, it is unbelievably delicious! The BEST street food for sure! We made our way deep past Kashgar to the animal market every Sunday to try out the local uighur street food specialties, and had an amazing travel experience eating as much as we could! Everything from Pilaf, Hand Pulled Noodles, Kebabs, and so much more! This is definitely one of the most unique places I’ve been for a street food tour before. The people are so friendly too! ABOUT THE FOOD RANGER ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name...
I'm munching on Chinese food for today's Mukbang ASMR video. I'm eating egg rolls, steamed rice, jalapeno with dried tofu, and yu xiang eggplant. I hope you enjoy. xx Please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE for your Mukbang and ASMR eating show entertainment! ❤ Send letters and packages to: Divine Munchies P.O. Box 31753 Tucson, AZ 85751 Donate with Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/divinemunchies Donate with PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/divinemunchies Camera I use: http://amzn.to/2iQjipc Mic I use in Mukbang vids: http://amzn.to/2iQk31L Please grab your favorite meal and eat with me, or just sit back and enjoy the eating show and watch me eat. Connect with me on Instagram @divinemunchies
[VLOG EP.2] CHINESE FOOD AND PREGNANCY SCARES Snapchat & Instagram "missmangobutt" Hello Loves! Welcome back to my channel! Today we are back with another vlog! This will be my second vlog ever so bear with me as I make mistakes, learn from them, and film better stuff for you guys! I was a little hesitant at putting up vlogs because it's such a personal thing to do but I really hope you guys enjoy them as much as I enjoy filming them! I will be doing weekly vlogs from now on!!
China has diverse natural, conditions across its land. As a result, Chinese people living in different areas enjoy absolutely different but rich staple food. From the south to the north, the diverse staple food provide energy for human bodies. Moreover, they influence people's feelings towards the change of four seasons and enrich the lives of the Chinese.
Having some yummy chicken chow mein noodles for dinner, with some of my favorites from my favorites Chinese food place. Eat with me and thanks for watching. If you'd like to send mail, you can now send it to: Candy Godiva 2540 South Maryland Pkwy #119 Las Vegas, NV 89109-1627
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I'd like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (sweet thing)
And 'Left Eye' Lopez
But, you know, shout out to my man Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li
[Verse One]
I'ma bring it to you like this
Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish
Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap
Shell tops new and Space Invaders cap
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Me and Monty roll together like Fred and Grady
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Play Defender, Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man
Just like Martin Luther I had a dream
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Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection
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I'm so smart, I even got a GED
Plus a vide-oh-oh, BET, and MTV
I'm the best thing out now go ask your moms
Spendin money on cars just to pass the time
[Chorus]
Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good
{*scratch: "Egg foo yung"*}
Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good
{*scratch: "Fried one time"*}
Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good
{*sample: "Mix it mix it up nice"*}
I need a couple of egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good
[Verse Two]
I'm the Uptown rhymer, large like Big Momma
Keep three girls on the couch like "Oh Drama"
End every line with period, no comma
Hidin out 'til I'm found like Osama
Walk on water, filled with pirahnas
Want the tie within coats with no liner
If I ever lose my girl, I go find her
If not, I got Shirl' and Tawanna
Right back on ya, yep the old timer
Any contract you got, I no sign-a
Don't smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a
Everything that I wear, is de-signer
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Biz Mark play his part, the show timer
Make any party hot like your sauna
Still keep the crowd controlled with no drama
[Chorus] - change last line to "I need SOME egg rolls." etc.
[Verse Three]
It's the Mmah, Zah-aYYAH, Rrah, Zah-KaYYAH
When Guiliani leave I will be the Mayor
In the year two-thou', I'm gonna house
I'm still tryin to look up a girl's blouse
Got a Hummer for the summer, Benz for my girlfriend
When it comes to ice, I got a lot of dia-monds
I'm hangin at the Rucker, watchin skip-to-my-loo
Girls askin me to do the {*puh, ah one-two*}
Weather is good, about eighty degrees
My X-Ray vision seein thongs and G's
Thankin the Lord for the beautiful day
I seen people sippin on Tanqueray
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Seattle is where, they got a Hip-Hop Museum
So listen to the way I rock the spot
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[Chorus] - change last line again
[Biz Markie]
Rrrrrah! The Emmezah.
Hey, Bruce Lee! Jackie Chan! My man Jet Li!
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{*Biz imitating the oriental beat*}
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