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Sweeney Todd is a 1928 British silent crime film directed by Walter West and starring Moore Marriott, Judd Green and Iris Darbyshire. It was adapted from a play by George Dibdin-Pitt based on the legend of Sweeney Todd. It was made at Islington Studios.
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Sweeney Todds: Episode 5
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Actors: Casey Affleck (actor), Pedro Almodóvar (actor), Alejandro Amenábar (actor), Alan Arkin (actor), Kevin Bacon (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Javier Bardem (actor), Jason Bateman (actor), Roberto Benigni (actor), Adrien Brody (actor), Adrien Brody (actor), Josh Brolin (actor), Pierce Brosnan (actor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Ben Affleck (actor),
Genres: Documentary,Actors: Tim Burton (director), Richard Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Walter F. Parkes (producer), Derek Frey (producer), Richard D. Zanuck (producer), Brendan Gunn (miscellaneous crew), Nick Thomas-Webster (actor), Alan Rickman (actor), Helena Bonham Carter (actress), Sacha Baron Cohen (actor), Timothy Spall (actor), Anthony Head (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Colleen Atwood (costume designer), Dean Wares (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: In the Victorian London, the barber Benjamin Barker is married to the gorgeous Lucy and they have a lovely child, Johanna. The beauty of Lucy attracts the attention of the corrupt Judge Turpin, who falsely accuses the barber of a crime that he did not commit and abuses Lucy later after gaining custody of her. After fifteen years in exile, Benjamin returns to London under the new identity of Sweeney Todd, seeking revenge against Turpin. He meets the widow Mrs. Lovett who is the owner of a meat pie shop who tells him that Lucy swallowed arsenic many years ago, and Turpin assigned himself tutor of Johanna. He opens a barber shop above her store, initiating a crime rampage against those who made him suffer and lose his beloved family.
Keywords: 1850s, 19th-century, abuse-of-power, accomplice, adopted-daughter, ale, assault, asylum, baker, bakeryActors: Bob Weinstein (producer), Harvey Weinstein (producer), Scott Mosier (producer), Will Smith (actor), Jennifer Lopez (actress), Liv Tyler (actress), Mike Starr (actor), Jason Biggs (actor), Matt Damon (actor), George Carlin (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Jason Lee (actor), Stephen Root (actor), Kevin Smith (director), Kevin Smith (writer),
Plot: Ollie Trinkie is a publicist, who has a great girlfriend, Gertrude, whom he marries and they are expecting a baby but while he is looking forward to being a father, he doesn't lighten his workload. Gertrude gives birth but dies in the process. Ollie doesn't live up to his responsibilities as a father. Eventually the strain and pressure of losing his wife and being a father gets to him and he has breakdown, which leads to his termination. So with nothing much to do he tries to be good father to his daughter, Gertie. He also meets a young woman name Maya, who likes him but he is still not over his wife.
Keywords: 1990s, actor-playing-himself, aneurysm, apology, baby, baby-nudity, baby-powder, bar, bathroom, bay-avenue-highlands-new-jerseyActors: Patti LuPone (actress), Jeremy Kasten (editor), Neil Patrick Harris (actor), Jeff Thorsen (producer), Hugh Wheeler (writer), George Hearn (actor), Gary Bradley (editor), Ellen Krass (producer), Victoria Clark (actress), Lonny Price (director), Cheryl Mergaert (miscellaneous crew), Iris Merlis (producer), Davis Gaines (actor), Morton Swinsky (producer), Chase Mishkin (producer),
Plot: This movie is a recorded performance in concert. It all begins when Benjamin Barker( George Hearn), a mysterious,quiet,and subtle barber, returns to his hometown in London after escaping from a prison in Australia with help from a young sailor named Anthony. Now Sweeney Todd, he returns to his home where he and his wife Lucie and daughter Johanna used to live. When he arrives he meets Mrs. Nellie Lovett(Patti Lupone), a lonely woman who owns a down and out pie shop, and discovers that his wife has poisoned herself and the judge that unfairly punished him is responsible and the judge also has his daughter. So then Sweeney plots his revenge on the judge and his accomplice the Beadle and with help from Mrs. Lovett he re-opens his barber shop and vows to give the judge the closest shave he will ever know and give Mrs. Lovett a tasty new ingredient for her homemade meat pies.
Keywords: based-on-book, character-name-in-titleActors: John Schlesinger (director), John Kavanagh (actor), Morgan O'Sullivan (producer), Campbell Scott (actor), Ben Kingsley (actor), Joanna Lumley (actress), Robert Halmi Jr. (producer), Richard Rodney Bennett (composer), Peter Jeffrey (actor), Tom Maguire (miscellaneous crew), David Wilmot (actor), Gerry O'Brien (actor), Frankie McCafferty (actor), Don Wycherley (actor), Bosco Hogan (actor),
Plot: The fictional tale of the murderous 19th century barber (Ben Kinglsey) who sold his kills to a neighboring butcher (Joanna Lumley) for her renowned meat pies. A young innocent (Selina Boyack) and the dashing inspector (Campbell Scott) who tries to solve the murders are also thrown into the mix.
Keywords: baker, bald, barber, basement, black-comedy, cannibal, cannibalism, character-name-in-title, child-abuse, corruptionActors: Angela Lansbury (actress), Harold Prince (miscellaneous crew), Terry Hughes (director), Archer King (producer), George Hearn (actor), Hugh Wheeler (writer), Jimmy B. Frazier (editor), Edmund Lyndeck (actor), Bonnie Burns (producer), Franne Lee (costume designer), Sal Mistretta (actor), Calvin Remsberg (actor), Larry Fuller (miscellaneous crew), Patricia Parker (actress), Walter Charles (actor),
Plot: It's 1846. Sweeney Todd and Anthony Hope, greeted only by a crazed beggar woman, sail into London, where Todd implies he has been before but not in quite some time. Todd heads to his old stomping grounds of Fleet Street, where he runs across the pie shop belonging to Mrs. Nellie Lovett, who professes to make the worst meat pies in London due to the high cost of meat. The upstairs of her building has sat empty since no one wants to rent a space that is considered haunted by its long ago tenant, barber Benjamin Barker who was falsely accused and ultimately sentenced by the sadistic Judge Turpin and who was shipped away to prison in Australia, leaving his wife Lucy and infant daughter Johanna alone in the world. Todd comes to an agreement with Mrs. Lovett to rent the upstairs of her building so that he can open his own barber shop. A series of incidents, including one with rival barber Senor Pirelli, make Todd change his focus slightly away from having a choice encounter with Judge Turpin and his equally sadistic henchman Beadle Bamford, which was one of the reasons he returned to London. Mrs. Lovett believes this change can only help her pie shop. Meanwhile, upon sighting each other, Anthony and Johanna fall in love at first sight. Johanna is now the ward of Judge Turpin, who has his own incompatible wants with her. Todd and Mrs. Lovett's collaboration as well as Anthony's pursuit of Johanna take marked turns with a number of revelations, most specifically about the crazed beggar woman and Mrs. Lovett's motivations.
Keywords: 19th-century, adoption, assumed-identity, asylum, barber, based-on-stage-musical, betrayal, black-comedy, blackmail, burned-aliveActors: Andy Milligan (editor), Andy Milligan (director), Andy Milligan (writer), Andy Milligan (costume designer), William Mishkin (producer), Berwick Kaler (actor), John Miranda (actor), John Borske (writer), Susan Heard (miscellaneous crew), Susan Cassidy (actress), William Barrel (actor), Jonathan Holt (actor), Annabella Wood (actress), David Pike (actor), Jane Hilary (actress),
Plot: Sweeney Todd, a barber, and Maggie Lovett, a baker, join forces to commit a series of brutal, gory murders in London with a little help from Tobias Ragg, an employee of Maggie' bakery who abducts a number of customers from the barber shop and kills them and helps the couple make "meat pies" out of the dead victims for sale.
Keywords: baker, barber, barber-shop, blood, butcher, butcher-knife, cannibal, cheating, customer, deathActors: Howard Douglas (actor), John Salew (actor), Bretton Byrd (composer), Desmond Roberts (actor), Clifford Buckton (actor), Jerry Verno (actor), E.V.H. Emmett (producer), E.V.H. Emmett (director), E.V.H. Emmett (writer), Arthur Denton (actor), Anthony Baird (actor), Tod Slaughter (actor), Dorothy Bramhall (actress), Franklyn Bennett (actor), Van Boden (actor),
Genres: Short,Actors: Walter West (director), Judd Green (actor), Harry Lorraine (actor), Moore Marriott (actor), Philip Hewland (actor), Charles Ashton (actor), Zoe Palmer (actress), Harry Rowson (producer), Iris Darbyshire (actress), George Dibdin-Pitt (writer), Brian Glenny (actor),
Genres: ,Actors: George Dewhurst (director), P.L. Mannock (producer), P.L. Mannock (writer), George Dibdin-Pitt (writer), G.A. Baughan (actor),
Genres: Comedy,Rest in Peace, Alan Rickman. Scene taken from the movie "Sweeney Todd". I don't own any of this content.
"Sweeney Todd : The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" Song : "A Little Priest" Music & Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim Featuring: - Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd - Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Nellie Lovett Directed by Tim Burton Screenplay by John Logan Based on the stage musical by Stephen Sondheim & Hugh Wheeler Released in the US on December 21st, 2007 Distributed by DreamWorks Pictures & Warner Bros. Pictures I do not own any rights to this property.
weeney Todd song "my friends" Johnny Depp and Helena Bohem Carter
Reupload de um vídeo (muito bom) que foi excluído do Youtube. O dono do canal - infelizmente eu não me lembro o nome, se alguém souber favor colocar nos comentários - deu upload em vídeo que 'falava' sobre uma live de com concerto feito em 2001 de um livro e musical 'Sweeney Todd', aonde Patti LuPone, George Hearn e diversos outros cantores/atores contracenaram na pele personagens maravilhosos, tais como: Lucy, Mrs. Lovett, Mr. Todd, Pirelli e etc.
Sweeney Todd movie clips: http://j.mp/1uu4cL5 BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/rAgTef Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Sweeney (Johnny Depp) challenges Pirelli (Sacha Baron Cohen) to a public shaving contest. FILM DESCRIPTION: Stephen Sondheim's award-winning musical thriller comes to the big screen in this adaptation directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron Cohen, Timothy Spall, and Alan Rickman. Embittered at having been wrongly imprisoned and determined to seek vengeance against his accusers due to the grim fate that befell his wife and daughter while he was incarcerated, ex-convict Sweeny Todd (Depp) returns to his hometown and opens a modest barber shop. The one thing different about Todd's shop, howe...
"Sweeney Todd : The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" Song : "Epiphany" Music & Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim Featuring: - Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd - Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Nellie Lovett Directed by Tim Burton Screenplay by John Logan Based on the stage musical by Stephen Sondheim & Hugh Wheeler Released in the US on December 21st, 2007 Distributed by DreamWorks Pictures & Warner Bros. Pictures I do not own any rights to this property.
I don't own the rights. This video was created for entertainment purposes only.
Sweeney - Sam Snyder Lovett- Shelby Griswold Anthony- John Adam Jovicich Johanna- Claire Greenburg Judge- Jack Durham Toby- Trevor Norris Beggar Woman- Kenadi Paredes Pearce Theater Presents - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Yay for HD, pies and now captions! If anyone can figure out the last part, that'd be nice of them to post them to me. Thanks Oh and I own nothing
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton join forces again in a big-screen adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's award-winning musical thriller "Sweeney Todd." Depp stars in the title role as a man unjustly sent to prison who vows revenge, not only for that cruel punishment
Sweeney Todd's brings you the finale edit of the season. With a fat line of hammers doming you like that chick from Pulp Fiction. If you proceed to bleed from your nose and foam out the mouth, it wasn't our fault. Riders: Mark Wilson, Will Dennis, Tyler Orton, Austin Leonard, Ian Macy, Justin Norman, Jonah Owen, Jake Rose, Josh Dodson, Justin Sampson, Matt Gonzales, Paul Gilbert and Kenny Srofe With guest appearances: Colin Mcullough, Demetri Bales, Jeff Blaylock, Jeff Deforge, and Spencer Schubert Filmed by: Tyler Orton and Tyler Malay Additional Filming: Ian Macy Edited by: Tyler Orton Shout to my friend Jordan Barndse for making the font/logos for the edits. We all greatly appreciate you for that.
Sweeney Todds bringing the heat for episode 5! Mt. Bachelor recently updated their park and it only took 2 days of filming for these guys to fuck it up. New features, new tricks, good times and a couple new faces made this edit our favorite one yet. Featuring: Josh Dodson -Demetri Bales Jd Dennis -Will Dennis Randal Seaton -Paul Gilbert Logan Beaulieu -Conner Turney Songs: Bones by Willy Tea Taylor Domino by The Cramps
The first episode of The Sweeney Todds crew at Mt. Bachelor. These guys turn Edward Scissor hands into a fucking beauty salon. Look out for episode 2 in the near future.
"THE HILLYWOOD SHOW", starring Hillary and Hannah Hindi will shock and amaze you as their impersonations of movie characters and parodies, based on popular films, such as, "TWILIGHT" are dead-on. Their incredible costumes & make-up, coupled with their original & cleverly written ideas for sketches will make for a production that would impress even the most seasoned "Saturday Night Live" cast member! With over 1,000,000 viewers "The Hillywood Show" continues to grow!
"THE HILLYWOOD SHOW", starring Hillary and Hannah Hindi will shock and amaze you as their impersonations of movie characters and parodies, based on popular films, such as, "TWILIGHT" are dead-on. Their incredible costumes & make-up, coupled with their original & cleverly written ideas for sketches will make for a production that would impress even the most seasoned "Saturday Night Live" cast member! With over 1,000,000 viewers "The Hillywood Show" continues to grow!
"THE HILLYWOOD SHOW", starring Hillary and Hannah Hindi will shock and amaze you as their impersonations of movie characters and parodies, based on popular films, such as, "TWILIGHT" are dead-on. Their incredible costumes & make-up, coupled with their original & cleverly written ideas for sketches will make for a production that would impress even the most seasoned "Saturday Night Live" cast member! With over 1,000,000 viewers "The Hillywood Show" continues to grow!
So the roster for this episode is a little different. Jd and Logan went up to Baker for the slalom and Norman did a backcountry trip at Crater Lake while the rest of the crew stayed in town and did some filming. So sit back and watch these dudes rip at Mt. Bachelor. In the meantime let's pray for some snowfall here so that every edit isn't in the park.
The 2K14 season hasn't started quite yet for us but we are in the works of a pre-season edit right now. Here is a short of some of the best moments with the crew from last year featuring Demetri Bales, Jeff Blaylock, Jd Dennis, Will Dennis, Paul Gilbert, Matt Gonzales, Logy B, Justin Norman, Jonah Owen, Jake Rose, and Justin Sampson. Filmed and Edited by: Tyler Orton
Rest in Peace, Alan Rickman. Scene taken from the movie "Sweeney Todd". I don't own any of this content.
"Sweeney Todd : The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" Song : "A Little Priest" Music & Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim Featuring: - Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd - Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Nellie Lovett Directed by Tim Burton Screenplay by John Logan Based on the stage musical by Stephen Sondheim & Hugh Wheeler Released in the US on December 21st, 2007 Distributed by DreamWorks Pictures & Warner Bros. Pictures I do not own any rights to this property.
weeney Todd song "my friends" Johnny Depp and Helena Bohem Carter
Reupload de um vídeo (muito bom) que foi excluído do Youtube. O dono do canal - infelizmente eu não me lembro o nome, se alguém souber favor colocar nos comentários - deu upload em vídeo que 'falava' sobre uma live de com concerto feito em 2001 de um livro e musical 'Sweeney Todd', aonde Patti LuPone, George Hearn e diversos outros cantores/atores contracenaram na pele personagens maravilhosos, tais como: Lucy, Mrs. Lovett, Mr. Todd, Pirelli e etc.
Sweeney Todd movie clips: http://j.mp/1uu4cL5 BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/rAgTef Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Sweeney (Johnny Depp) challenges Pirelli (Sacha Baron Cohen) to a public shaving contest. FILM DESCRIPTION: Stephen Sondheim's award-winning musical thriller comes to the big screen in this adaptation directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron Cohen, Timothy Spall, and Alan Rickman. Embittered at having been wrongly imprisoned and determined to seek vengeance against his accusers due to the grim fate that befell his wife and daughter while he was incarcerated, ex-convict Sweeny Todd (Depp) returns to his hometown and opens a modest barber shop. The one thing different about Todd's shop, howe...
"Sweeney Todd : The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" Song : "Epiphany" Music & Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim Featuring: - Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd - Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Nellie Lovett Directed by Tim Burton Screenplay by John Logan Based on the stage musical by Stephen Sondheim & Hugh Wheeler Released in the US on December 21st, 2007 Distributed by DreamWorks Pictures & Warner Bros. Pictures I do not own any rights to this property.
I don't own the rights. This video was created for entertainment purposes only.
Sweeney - Sam Snyder Lovett- Shelby Griswold Anthony- John Adam Jovicich Johanna- Claire Greenburg Judge- Jack Durham Toby- Trevor Norris Beggar Woman- Kenadi Paredes Pearce Theater Presents - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Yay for HD, pies and now captions! If anyone can figure out the last part, that'd be nice of them to post them to me. Thanks Oh and I own nothing
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton join forces again in a big-screen adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's award-winning musical thriller "Sweeney Todd." Depp stars in the title role as a man unjustly sent to prison who vows revenge, not only for that cruel punishment
Sweeney Todd's brings you the finale edit of the season. With a fat line of hammers doming you like that chick from Pulp Fiction. If you proceed to bleed from your nose and foam out the mouth, it wasn't our fault. Riders: Mark Wilson, Will Dennis, Tyler Orton, Austin Leonard, Ian Macy, Justin Norman, Jonah Owen, Jake Rose, Josh Dodson, Justin Sampson, Matt Gonzales, Paul Gilbert and Kenny Srofe With guest appearances: Colin Mcullough, Demetri Bales, Jeff Blaylock, Jeff Deforge, and Spencer Schubert Filmed by: Tyler Orton and Tyler Malay Additional Filming: Ian Macy Edited by: Tyler Orton Shout to my friend Jordan Barndse for making the font/logos for the edits. We all greatly appreciate you for that.
Sweeney Todds bringing the heat for episode 5! Mt. Bachelor recently updated their park and it only took 2 days of filming for these guys to fuck it up. New features, new tricks, good times and a couple new faces made this edit our favorite one yet. Featuring: Josh Dodson -Demetri Bales Jd Dennis -Will Dennis Randal Seaton -Paul Gilbert Logan Beaulieu -Conner Turney Songs: Bones by Willy Tea Taylor Domino by The Cramps
The first episode of The Sweeney Todds crew at Mt. Bachelor. These guys turn Edward Scissor hands into a fucking beauty salon. Look out for episode 2 in the near future.
"THE HILLYWOOD SHOW", starring Hillary and Hannah Hindi will shock and amaze you as their impersonations of movie characters and parodies, based on popular films, such as, "TWILIGHT" are dead-on. Their incredible costumes & make-up, coupled with their original & cleverly written ideas for sketches will make for a production that would impress even the most seasoned "Saturday Night Live" cast member! With over 1,000,000 viewers "The Hillywood Show" continues to grow!
"THE HILLYWOOD SHOW", starring Hillary and Hannah Hindi will shock and amaze you as their impersonations of movie characters and parodies, based on popular films, such as, "TWILIGHT" are dead-on. Their incredible costumes & make-up, coupled with their original & cleverly written ideas for sketches will make for a production that would impress even the most seasoned "Saturday Night Live" cast member! With over 1,000,000 viewers "The Hillywood Show" continues to grow!
"THE HILLYWOOD SHOW", starring Hillary and Hannah Hindi will shock and amaze you as their impersonations of movie characters and parodies, based on popular films, such as, "TWILIGHT" are dead-on. Their incredible costumes & make-up, coupled with their original & cleverly written ideas for sketches will make for a production that would impress even the most seasoned "Saturday Night Live" cast member! With over 1,000,000 viewers "The Hillywood Show" continues to grow!
So the roster for this episode is a little different. Jd and Logan went up to Baker for the slalom and Norman did a backcountry trip at Crater Lake while the rest of the crew stayed in town and did some filming. So sit back and watch these dudes rip at Mt. Bachelor. In the meantime let's pray for some snowfall here so that every edit isn't in the park.
The 2K14 season hasn't started quite yet for us but we are in the works of a pre-season edit right now. Here is a short of some of the best moments with the crew from last year featuring Demetri Bales, Jeff Blaylock, Jd Dennis, Will Dennis, Paul Gilbert, Matt Gonzales, Logy B, Justin Norman, Jonah Owen, Jake Rose, and Justin Sampson. Filmed and Edited by: Tyler Orton
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MRS. LOVETT:
A customer!
Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a -- Fright, I thought you was a
ghost!
Half a minute, can'tcher sit! Sit you down, sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for
weeks!
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague--
(Ugh! What is that?) But you think we had the plague!
From the way that people, keep avoiding--
(No you don't!) Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no
one comes in even to inhale!
Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you, I can't hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in London!
I know why nobody cares to take them,
I should know, I make them,
But good? No!
The worst pies in London,
Even that's polite!
The worst pies in London,
If you doubt it, take a bite!
Is that just disgusting?
You have to concede it!
It's nothing but crusting!
Here, drink this, you'll need it!
The worst pies in London...
And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is -- when you get it
Never -- Thought I'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat
Findin' poor -- animals
Wot are dyin' in the street!
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop!
Does her business but I notice something weird.
Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared!
Have to hand it to her --
Wot I calls, "enterprise"!
Poppin' pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop!
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!
And I'm tellin' you, them pussycats is quick...!
No denying times is hard, sir
Even harder than the worst pies in London!
Only lard and nothing more --
Is that just revolting,
All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it's molting,
And tastes like...
Well, pity
A woman alone,
With limited wind,
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir, times is hard,