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A machine is a device that uses energy to perform some activity or task.
Machine, Machines, Machinery, The Machine, or The Machines may also refer to:
More specific applications of the general term
Albert "Bert" "The Machine" Kreischer is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host. In 1997, as a member of the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity, he was featured in Rolling Stone as "the top partier" at Florida State University, the "top party school in the US", while he was in his sixth year of college. The Rolling Stone article was the inspiration for the 2002 movie Van Wilder. From 2000 to 2001, he was the co-host of the FX Network variety show The X Show. A segment that aired on the show, "Ass Wax", where Kreischer had his hair removed with hot wax, led Kreischer to gain his own show on the FX Network, titled Hurt Bert, in 2004. In the same year, he had a role in an episode of the police drama The Shield.
Kreischer claims that on a college field trip to Russia, he drank with the Russian mob (after accidentally introducing himself with the phrase "Я машина") and even participated in a robbery while intoxicated. He talked about these exploits on June 5, 2006 on Loveline; on January 14, 2011, on DC101's Elliot in the Morning; April 5, 2011, on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #95; Opie and Anthony on June 28, 2011; WTF with Marc Maron on January 9, 2012; WMMR's Preston and Steve Show on January 12, 2012; on The Todd and Tyler Radio Empire on August 2, 2012; and on WIYY/98 Rock's Morning Show Mickey, Amelia, and Spiegel.
Rage Against the Machine (also known as RATM or just Rage) is an American rap metal band from Los Angeles, California. Formed in 1991, the group consisted of rapper and vocalist Zack de la Rocha, bassist and backing vocalist Tim Commerford, guitarist Tom Morello and drummer Brad Wilk. They draw inspiration from early heavy metal instrumentation, as well as hip hop acts such as Afrika Bambaataa,Public Enemy, the Beastie Boys and Dutch crossover band Urban Dance Squad. Rage Against the Machine is well known for the members' leftist and revolutionary political views, which are expressed in many of the band's songs. As of 2010, they have sold over 16 million records worldwide.
In 1992, the band released its self-titled debut album, which became a commercial and critical success, leading to a slot in the 1993 Lollapalooza festival. In 2003, the album was ranked number 368 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time. The band did not release a follow-up record until 1996, with Evil Empire. The band's third album, The Battle of Los Angeles, followed in 1999, and in 2003, the album was ranked number 426 on the same list. During their initial nine-year run, they became one of the most popular and influential bands in music history, according to music journalist Colin Devenish. They were also ranked No. 33 on VH1's 100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock. The band had a large influence on the nu metal genre which emerged during the second half of the 1990s.
A machine is a tool containing one or more parts that uses energy to perform an intended action. Machines are usually powered by mechanical, chemical, thermal, or electrical means, and are often motorized. Historically, a power tool also required moving parts to classify as a machine. However, the advent of electronics has led to the development of power tools without moving parts that are considered machines.
A simple machine is a device that simply transforms the direction or magnitude of a force, but a large number of more complex machines exist. Examples include vehicles, electronic systems, molecular machines, computers, television, and radio.
The word machine derives from the Latin word machina, which in turn derives from the Greek (Doric μαχανά makhana, Ionic μηχανή mekhane "contrivance, machine, engine", a derivation from μῆχος mekhos "means, expedient, remedy").
A wider meaning of "fabric, structure" is found in classical Latin, but not in Greek usage.
This meaning is found in late medieval French, and is adopted from the French into English in the mid-16th century.
Actors: Don Williams (actor), Tony Urgo (writer), Tony Urgo (editor), Tony Urgo (director), Robert D. Parham (actor), Douglas Olsson (actor), Artem Mishin (producer), Artem Mishin (actor), Gabriel Koura (actor), Katherine Celio (actress), Frank Simeone (producer), Baily Hopkins (actress), Steve Huang (actor), Jino Kang (writer), Jino Kang (producer),
Plot: Retired assassin, Jack Lee, walked away from his violent past to raise his dead brother's daughter, Jaime, as his own. When crime lord Banducci kidnaps Jaime for a payback, Jack brings his gifted skills of extermination out of retirement and the streets of San Francisco become a battleground for a one man killing machine and ruthless, united mob bosses.
Genres: Action,Actors: Hugh O'Conor (actor), Peter McDonald (writer), Peter McDonald (actor), Andrew Scott (actor), Amy Huberman (actress), Michael Legge (actor), Andrew Bennett (actor), Robert Walpole (producer), Marcella Plunkett (actress), Brian Gleeson (actor), Justine Mitchell (actress), Amy De Bhrún (actress), Rebecca O'Flanagan (producer), Lorcan Berney (miscellaneous crew), Juliette Bonass (miscellaneous crew),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Jason Solowsky (composer), Stefan Hajek (actor), Stefan Hajek (producer), Peter Nikkos (actor), Gib Gerard (producer), Gib Gerard (actor), Rosalie Miller (actress), Michael Ryan (writer), Michael Ryan (director), Ashley Bracken (producer), Michael Ryan (producer), Ashley Bracken (actress), Michael Ryan (editor), Jay Hindle (producer), Nicholas Tucci (actor),
Plot: After several victims fall prey to a fraudulent investment banker, they seek revenge by kidnapping the man responsible in hopes to steal his laundered fortune. Things take an unexpected turn after they hire a professional from the criminal underworld to assist them.
Genres: Crime, Drama, Short, Thriller,Actors: Gil O'Brien (editor), Gil O'Brien (producer), Gil O'Brien (writer), Gil O'Brien (composer), Gil O'Brien (director), Gil O'Brien (actor), Richard Lampone (actor), Heather Leonard (actress), Clinton Lowe (actor), Alicia St. Louis (actress), Spike Christie (actor), Latifah Johnson (actress), Chris J. Handley (actor), John Fico (actor), John Fico (actor),
Plot: Gil is at a crossroads in his life. After being fired from his job as a stockbroker, Gil decides that he must pursue his musical career one last time before giving up on his dream. Tom, his mailman friend, and a clueless cell mate of Tom's join Gil's quest for musical greatness. As they weave their way through the pitfalls of the music business, Tom's bookie is actively pursuing the collection of a debt.
Keywords: friendship, irish, marriage, new-york-city, rock-musicActors: Michael Hirsh (producer), Neil Crone (actor), Zachary Bennett (actor), Clive A. Smith (producer), James Kidnie (actor), Lauren Shuler Donner (producer), Arnon Milchan (producer), Patrick Loubert (producer), Sheila McCarthy (actress), Alyson Court (actress), Amin Bhatia (composer), Rachael Crawford (actress), Jennie Lew Tugend (producer), Paul Haddad (actor), Andrew Sabiston (actor),
Plot: In this animated series, Jesse gets a job at the marina where he reunites with Willy and Jesse finds he has the power to talk with animals by relaxing his mind. They team up with both human and animal friends to fight The Machine, a half human/robot who's out to pollute the oceans for his own personal gain.
Keywords: animal-name-in-title, based-on-film, character-name-in-title, killer-whaleActors: Laurie Faso (actor), Mert Koplin (actor),
Plot: Marlo Higgens is a lowly computer expert banished to a sub-basement office by his vindictive boss. However, his life after hours is lively as each closing time means he enters a secret room with his secretly built artificially intelligent computer called the Magic Movie Machine. Together, Marlo and his machine explore and joke around about various topics primarily with the vast collection of video files of various archival footage along with viewer correspondence.
Keywords: archival-footage, artificial-intelligence, computer, computer-expert, film-clip, secret-room, stock-footageActors: Jeffrey Hurst (actor), Eric Edwards (actor), Roberta Findlay (director), Georgina Spelvin (actress), Darby Lloyd Rains (actress), Cindy West (actress), Kevin Andre (actor), Harding Harrison (actor), Slim Pickins (composer), Michelle Magazine (actress), Harmon Killacunt (miscellaneous crew), Barbara Cole (actress), Xavia Xlotfil (miscellaneous crew), Question Marks (actor), The Voice (actor),
Plot: Tighttwat Institute for Sexual Research, aka "Hard-on Heaven", is where Dr. Cherrypopper gets sex readings from assistant Miss Motormouth. Their new client is impotent Harry Flattout. As a workplace sex pacifier, Harry pacified Ginny Pullertit and shy new worker Mary-Ann Lobglob, with assistance from Thunderfart, who moved on to passer-by Captain Sukatiddy. Harry got fired ganging up on Mr. Cockpul's private secretary and lover, Elaine Ziptitz. Dr. Tighttwat takes her own advantage of Harry, supposedly ascertaining his case while really climaxing while remaining a virgin. Up next, Dr. Cherrypopper's machine overloads when his assistant seduces him, and the assistant test drives Harry's resulting permanent erection. Harry uses it to forcefully deflower Dr. Tighttwat, until she consents. So does Elaine Ziptitz, who reveals ending up enjoying their first encounter. Harry is re-hired as the boss realizes the importance of fringe benefits.
Keywords: anal-rape, anal-sex, assistant, blow-job, boss, cure, dildo, ejaculation, ejaculation-on-buttocks, employer-employee-sexActors: Jim Henson (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Jim Henson (producer), David Lazer (producer),
Genres: Comedy, Short,This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia. To get my book "Life of the Party" click HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Party-Stories-Perpetual-Man-Child/dp/1250030250 For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Bow and respectfully welcome "Solar Corona", album no.2 by The Machine. The unstoppable psychedelic fuzz machine have returned and just like a magician swinging his magic stick these dutch rulers creates magic for the second time. It's hard to pick a specific track as the best song on this seven track masterpiece because the whole album is a magnificent journey into time and space. Along with the guitars, bass and drums there are also djembehs and gong included in the arsenal. "Solar Corona" is more multiple than the previous album with less vocals and more jams, experimental deep dives and hypnotizing bluesy riffings. Mix the best from the late 60's with early 70's stuff, add some desert rock and you get the formula. This concept is timeless and lasts forever! The first one out is the t...
Subscribe to TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/sxaw6h Subscribe to COMING SOON: http://bit.ly/H2vZUn Subscribe to INDIE TRAILERS: http://goo.gl/iPUuo Like us on FACEBOOK: http://goo.gl/dHs73 The Machine Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Robot Sci-Fi Movie HD Two computer programmers fall in love as they create the first ever piece of self-aware artificial intelligence, which is designed to help humanity. But things go wrong when the MoD steal their breakthrough and teach it to become a robotic weapon. movieclips "movie clips" movieclipstrailers "new trailers" "trailers HD" hd trailers movieclipsDOTcom trailer 2013 official HD zefr etimmons "Artificial Intelligence" sci-fi "the machine movie clip" "the machine trailer" "the machine 2013" "the machine" aliens alien woman dystopian future "man vs machin...
Rage Against The Machine's official music video for 'Killing In The Name'. Click to listen to Rage Against The Machine on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/RATMSpotify?IQid=RATMKIT As featured on Rage Against the Machine XX (20th Anniversary Special Edition).Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/RATMXXiTunes?IQid=RATMKIT Google Play: http://smarturl.it/RATMKITPlay?IQid=RATMKIT Amazon: http://smarturl.it/RATMXXAmazon?IQid=RATMKIT More from Rage Against The Machine Guerrilla Radio: https://youtu.be/H0kJLW2EwMg Bulls On Parade: https://youtu.be/3L4YrGaR8E4 Sleep Now In The Fire: https://youtu.be/w211KOQ5BMI More great 90's Alternative videos here: http://smarturl.it/Alternative90?IQid=RATMKIT Follow Rage Against The Machine Website: http://www.ratm.com Facebook: https:/...
How Big How Blue How Beautiful: http://po.st/BKPHQ5 | Ceremonials: http://po.st/JUURi7 | Lungs: http://po.st/w6Ekan Official Store: http://po.st/FATMStore3 Join Florence online: http://www.facebook.com/florenceandthemachine http://www.twitter.com/flo_tweet http://www.instagram.com/Florence Follow Florence on Spotify: http://po.st/FlorenceSpotify Sign up for updates: http://www.florenceandthemachine.net Directed by David LaChapelle & John Byrne Music video by Florence + The Machine performing Spectrum. (C) 2012 Universal Island Records, a division of Universal Music Operations Limited
Bert Kreischer tells about the time he travels to Russia, gets the nickname "The Machine" and robs a train with the Russian Mob. NBD!, just another day in the life of Bert!
Go to www.Bertbertbert.com! Animator's Twitter @Corri_Loschuk Audio from The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #95 (JoeRogan.net). Thanks to Joe Rogan, Redban, JREDatabase.com & everyone who's tweeted me! Please pass this along to your friends and share the love.
This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia. To get my book "Life of the Party" click HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Party-Stories-Perpetual-Man-Child/dp/1250030250 For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Bow and respectfully welcome "Solar Corona", album no.2 by The Machine. The unstoppable psychedelic fuzz machine have returned and just like a magician swinging his magic stick these dutch rulers creates magic for the second time. It's hard to pick a specific track as the best song on this seven track masterpiece because the whole album is a magnificent journey into time and space. Along with the guitars, bass and drums there are also djembehs and gong included in the arsenal. "Solar Corona" is more multiple than the previous album with less vocals and more jams, experimental deep dives and hypnotizing bluesy riffings. Mix the best from the late 60's with early 70's stuff, add some desert rock and you get the formula. This concept is timeless and lasts forever! The first one out is the t...
Subscribe to TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/sxaw6h Subscribe to COMING SOON: http://bit.ly/H2vZUn Subscribe to INDIE TRAILERS: http://goo.gl/iPUuo Like us on FACEBOOK: http://goo.gl/dHs73 The Machine Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Robot Sci-Fi Movie HD Two computer programmers fall in love as they create the first ever piece of self-aware artificial intelligence, which is designed to help humanity. But things go wrong when the MoD steal their breakthrough and teach it to become a robotic weapon. movieclips "movie clips" movieclipstrailers "new trailers" "trailers HD" hd trailers movieclipsDOTcom trailer 2013 official HD zefr etimmons "Artificial Intelligence" sci-fi "the machine movie clip" "the machine trailer" "the machine 2013" "the machine" aliens alien woman dystopian future "man vs machin...
Rage Against The Machine's official music video for 'Killing In The Name'. Click to listen to Rage Against The Machine on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/RATMSpotify?IQid=RATMKIT As featured on Rage Against the Machine XX (20th Anniversary Special Edition).Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/RATMXXiTunes?IQid=RATMKIT Google Play: http://smarturl.it/RATMKITPlay?IQid=RATMKIT Amazon: http://smarturl.it/RATMXXAmazon?IQid=RATMKIT More from Rage Against The Machine Guerrilla Radio: https://youtu.be/H0kJLW2EwMg Bulls On Parade: https://youtu.be/3L4YrGaR8E4 Sleep Now In The Fire: https://youtu.be/w211KOQ5BMI More great 90's Alternative videos here: http://smarturl.it/Alternative90?IQid=RATMKIT Follow Rage Against The Machine Website: http://www.ratm.com Facebook: https:/...
How Big How Blue How Beautiful: http://po.st/BKPHQ5 | Ceremonials: http://po.st/JUURi7 | Lungs: http://po.st/w6Ekan Official Store: http://po.st/FATMStore3 Join Florence online: http://www.facebook.com/florenceandthemachine http://www.twitter.com/flo_tweet http://www.instagram.com/Florence Follow Florence on Spotify: http://po.st/FlorenceSpotify Sign up for updates: http://www.florenceandthemachine.net Directed by David LaChapelle & John Byrne Music video by Florence + The Machine performing Spectrum. (C) 2012 Universal Island Records, a division of Universal Music Operations Limited
Bert Kreischer tells about the time he travels to Russia, gets the nickname "The Machine" and robs a train with the Russian Mob. NBD!, just another day in the life of Bert!
Go to www.Bertbertbert.com! Animator's Twitter @Corri_Loschuk Audio from The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #95 (JoeRogan.net). Thanks to Joe Rogan, Redban, JREDatabase.com & everyone who's tweeted me! Please pass this along to your friends and share the love.
The visions have become real
A technocratic sight,
Mankind's flow corrupted
Dimensions of control.
The arch-emotions are lost,
But desire remains.
A free spirit again - unwanted.
A machine, Newtopias heart
The future curse
The machine, A cyborg tool
Mens power is gone
A machine, industrination
It's the systems fall!
A virtual admission of guilt, confession
Orwell's future tense, libertcidal
The species enslaved, the will is broken
To avert doom - obnoxious.
A machine, Supernatural reign
The futures curse
The machine, The creature a fool
Mens power is gone
A machine, exploitation
It's the systems fall!
A machine, Newtopias heart
A virtual world
The machine, A cyborg tool
The control is lost
A machine, industrination