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The Love Guru is a 2008 American romantic comedy film directed by Marco Schnabel in his directorial debut, written and produced by Mike Myers, and starring Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Verne Troyer, John Oliver, Omid Djalili, and Ben Kingsley. The film was also Myers and Timberlake's second collaboration after Shrek the Third (2007).
The film was a financial flop, and earned overwhelmingly negative reviews.
The film begins in a little Indian village, where we are introduced to Guru Pitka talking into his recorder which allows him to sound like a man, a woman, or Morgan Freeman. He is the #2 Guru in the world, next to Deepak Chopra. A flashback shows us that Pitka is an orphan of missionaries in India. Both Pitka and Chopra were taught by Guru Tugginmypudha. Pitka says he wants to become a Guru so that girls will love him, so Tugginmypudha puts a chastity belt on him until he can learn that loving himself is more important than being loved by others.
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: The owners of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Punch Cherkov (Verne Troyer) visit Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) in order to convince him to help their team. FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States...
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Guru Pitka (Mike Myers), Jane (Jessica Alba), and the rest of the group perform a Bollywood rendition of the classic Steve Miller Band song. FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirit...
A hilarious comedy starring Mike Myers as guru Pitka in his first original character since the blockbuster hit Austin Powers. Myers plays an American raised in India by gurus (Tugginmypudha & Satchabigknoba) and returns to the U.S. in order to break into the self-help business. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player (Romany Malco), whose wife left him for a rival athlete Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake). Mini Me is back from Austin Powers and plays the hockey coach for more classic comedic moments that will have audiences laughing from opening to closing credits.
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) and Rajneesh (Manu Narayan) serenade Jane (Jessica Alba) with their version of Extreme's "More Than Words." FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality an...
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Jane (Jessica Alba) confesses to Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) that she's always had a schoolgirl crush on him. FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality and self-help. While Pitka's...
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) attempts to sneak into Jacques 'Le Coq' Grande's (Justin Timberlake) house in order to deliver an apology letter to Prudence (Meagan Good). FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a lead...
Visit The Guru's Channel for more: http://www.youtube.com/theloveguru The Love Guru Trailer In Theaters June 20 In the comedy "The Love Guru," Pitka (Mike Myers in his first original character since Austin Powers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid -- to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (J...
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: The owners of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Punch Cherkov (Verne Troyer) visit Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) in order to convince him to help their team. FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States...
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) and Rajneesh (Manu Narayan) serenade Jane (Jessica Alba) with their version of Extreme's "More Than Words." FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality an...
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) attempts to sneak into Jacques 'Le Coq' Grande's (Justin Timberlake) house in order to deliver an apology letter to Prudence (Meagan Good). FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a lead...
The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Guru Pitka (Mike Myers), Jane (Jessica Alba), and the rest of the group perform a Bollywood rendition of the classic Steve Miller Band song. FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirit...
this movie sucked, i liked this scene and the stinkmop scene those were pretty funny
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The Love Guru movie clips: http://j.mp/1L6S0Vz BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/MtRBNq Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Jane (Jessica Alba) confesses to Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) that she's always had a schoolgirl crush on him. FILM DESCRIPTION: Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality and self-help. While Pitka's...
A first of it's kind 'Rajmation' music video that uses grain, pulse and legume models to fashion the earthy aesthetic of this whimsical song about existence, logic and surrender. In an ancient agrarian society like India, reverence for nature's bounty manifests as faith and an understanding that the part can't possibly comprehend the whole. To me, the rhythm of this song best captures the footsteps of many a Himalayan wanderer, pilgrim or seeker. It was on one such trek to the enchanted valley of flowers, that I wrote this song. LYRICS Sometimes there are no roads, Some roads just have no time, Some rhymes are understood, Some lines they circle back. Wahe guru, Wahe guru Dravid hits a six, Dhoni rolls his arm, Sachin loses calm, Bradman faces Warne. Wahe guru, wahe guru. Some die to sh...
Artists need their people. Gimel 'Young Guru' Keaton is Jay-Z’s people. When the rap-conquering MC and world-conquering mogul steps into the booth (as he continues to do, despite frequent retirement threats), Young Guru is outside, at the board, making sure Hova sounds good. Since 1999 - a staggering twelve years - this has been the way of things. Along the way, Guru has recorded pretty much every other A-list MCs. Some say he has the Midas touch. Watch as he speaks on doing what you love first and foremost, and a couple tricks of the trade.
Love the textures and colours on this simple little animation for O2 promoting their boffin's in-store.
Guru Poornima (25th July 2010) GURU BRAHMA GURU VISHNU GURU DEVO MAHESWARA GURU SAKSHAT PARA BRAHMA THASMAI SRI GURAVE NAMAHA "Guru is Brahma, Guru is Vishnu, Guru is Maheswara Consider Guru as your everything. All are embodiments of Divinity. In fact, all that you see is nothing but the Divine Cosmic Form (Viswa Virat Swarupa)" Guru Poornima is the full moon day in the month of ‘Ashada’, the fourth month in the Indian lunar calendar, corresponding to end of June or early July. It is also called ‘Vyasa Poornima’, as this full moon day marks the birthday of the great sage Veda Vyasa, who categorized the vast body of Vedic knowledge in to the four Vedas – Rig, Yajur, Sama and Atharva. Even the writing of the eighteen Puranas (ancient Hindu legends) was completed by him on this day. “The...
MUCH LOVE TO THE PERSON WHO ORIGINALLY SHARED! PROPERTY OF ARUNACHALA ASHRAM GUYS, PAY THEM IF YOU CAN/WANT! ~~ Interviews with devotees who lived with Bhagavan Sri Ramana Maharshi from 1921 onwards. List of devotees in this video: Swami Ramanananda Saraswati (1914-07) Annamalai Swami (1906-95) Balaram Reddy (1908-95) Kanakammal (1922) Krishnaswami (1906-96) Kunjuswami (1897-92) N. N. Rajan (1906-94) Prof. N.R.Krishnamoorty Aiyar (1907-94) Rajapalayam Ramani Ammal (1927-94) Ramaswami Pillai (1895-95) Prof. K. Swaminathan (1896-94) Sampoorna Ammal (1899-93) A 75 minute video containing reminiscences and teachings from taped interviews with disciples of Sri Ramana Maharshi who met him as early as 1914 in Virupaksha cave, and lived with him from 1921 onwards. Produced with overlays of ...
Sikhism is a monotheistic religion founded during the 15th century in the Punjab region, by Guru Nanak Dev and continued to progress with ten successive Sikh gurus (the last teaching being the holy scripture Gurū Granth Sāhib Ji). It is the fifth-largest organized religion in the world, with over 25 million Sikhs and one of the most steadily growing. This system of religious philosophy and expression has been traditionally known as the Gurmat (literally 'of the gurus'). Punjab of India is the only region in the world with a majority Sikh population. Sikhs embody the qualities of a "Sant-Sipahie"—a saint-soldier. One must have control over one's internal vices and be able to be constantly immersed in virtues clarified in the Guru Granth Sahib. A Sikh must also have the courage to defend th...
All we can say about this party and couple is WOW! We were so excited to be part of this event. From the very beginning it was evident that Guru and Neha adore each other. They have been together for eight years, which made this night even more special for them and their families. They share a mutual love of family and community and it was so apparent in everything! Produced and Shot by www.FocalPointCinematic.com Gear: 5d, 7d's, 60d, 70-200L, 200L, 100L, 24-70L, 50mm, 35L, 50, 16-35L DP Slider, Glidecam 4000HD *"Last Goodbye" by Kerry Muzzey and *"All Those Pretty Lights" by Andrew Belle *These songs were licensed through TheMusicBed.com
This is from the extras in Enlighten Up! (http://enlightenupthefilm.com/). It is my favorite part of the film, I cherish what Guru Ananda says. He seems to be the most wise of all those interviewed. It's a great documentary in it's entirety. I especially like this part of the interview: "Are you sure you'll be happy by attaining any of all of this? With money you can buy a very nice bed, but you cannot buy sleep, You can buy very nice food, but not appetite, You can rent a body, but you can't buy love. Not by money, not by physical power, or political power. You can abuse, yes, but you won't be able to enjoy. You can be happy only if you can make others happy. You can eat a burger yourself, or you can feed someone a burger who is really hungry and see the difference of joy. Just l...
An excerpt from Nada Katha Sudha, a 36 hr mp3 audiobook depicting the Biography of Parama Pujya Sri Ganapathy Sachchidananda Swamiji of Avadhoota Datta Peetham, Mysore, India. Sri Jayalakshmi Mata, his mother and guru instructs 10 year old Satyam on the importance of learning of the lineage of one's guru. Lord Dattatreya, the Adi Guru was her foremost guru. Sri Swamiji is an incarnation of Lord Dattatreya Himself. An excerpt from the Life History of His Holiness Parama Pujya Sri Sri Sri Ganapathy Sachchidananda Swamiji of Avadhoota Datta Peetham, Mysore, India. At age 20 he demonstrated his divinity and compassion. He showed his love for humanity. He exhibited his powers of omniscience and omnipotence. He dedicated his entire life for the service and spiritual training of others. The music...
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