‘Is that all you can say after three hours — “My coffee’s cold”?’
‘It’s a lovely day — I might scroll down to the shops.’
‘We’ve been over-charged...’
Fly-on-the-wall documentary
‘Good news! You have been successfully separated from your phone!’
‘Hey presto! Now everyone will love it.’
‘I worry about getting burned.’
‘You can’t switch it off — it’s a book.’