Writing Woes (2013)

Actors: Kevin A. Green (actor), Jerome Butler (actor), Todd Terry (actor), Taylor James Brandt (actor), Lloyd Guerrero (actor), Jon Blaze (editor), Jon Blaze (producer), Jon Blaze (writer), Jon Blaze (director), Amber Chaffin (actress), Matthew Ballard (actor), Nathan Blaze (producer), Paul Danielson (actor), Joshua Beuhler (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Mulch (2009)

Actors: Kevin MacLeod (composer), Zach Bales (editor), Zach Bales (actor), Zach Bales (director), Zach Bales (writer), Zach Bales (producer), Eric Whitson (actor), Eric Whitson (producer), David Daring (actor), Melissa Muse (actress), Kyle Curry (actor), Brittany Sexton (actress), Jon Large (writer), Navada Shane Morgan (actor), Jason Stogsdill (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Mulch!

The Knackery (2009)

Actors: George Clarke (producer), George Clarke (editor), George Clarke (actor), George Clarke (director), George Clarke (writer), Robert Render (actor), Damian McDonald (actor), Alan Crawford (actor), Peter Meehan (actor), Gary Whelan (actor), Graeme Livingstone (actor), Andrew Brown (actor), Vincent Tsang (actor), Craig Thompson (actor), Iain Boden (actor),

Plot: Set in the very near future, The Knackery is the latest hard hitting feature film from Belfast's leading independent production house, Yellow Fever Productions (makers of the award winning Battle Of The Bone). All is not as it seems on the country's most watched family game-show... Reality television has taken things to the extreme and given the public, The Knackery, a show where six contestants fight for the grand prize of 'one million pounds'. To liven things up, the producers of the show release a horde of genetically modified zombies which puts a little bit more pressure on the fighters, in this Big Brother style beat-em-up. As an undercover reporter tries to scoop the story he's been waiting for, he soon comes across a kid who has entered the arena unaware of the consequences. Seeing this as another excuse for higher ratings, the shows producers announce their new contestant as they witness the fighting skills of the youngster against others - but as the fighters get killed off, things take a turn for the worse leaving the reporter and kid to team up against some very tough opponents... human and not-so-human. Six contestants... One million quid... And a sh*t load of zombies!

Keywords: belfast, cult-film, gore, kung-fu, zombie
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Six contestants, One Million quid, and a shed-load of zombies !

Quotes:

Eugene Applesquire: [to audience] Holy crap folks! Only 2 minutes into the arena, and already they're kicking ass!

Eugene Applesquire: [to Vincent] You should have been on that boat... the slow boat to china, rather than the fast boat - to hell...!

Contestant Three: [to self] Ouch! That tickles!

A Noble Way (2008)

Actors: Donny Boaz (actor), Brian Scott Hunt (editor), Carl Savering (actor), David L. Brehm (composer), David L. Brehm (writer), David L. Brehm (director), David L. Brehm (producer), Taama M. Forasiepi (producer), Don Berger (actor), Pat Carmichael (actor), Christopher Roberts (producer), Anthony Copp (producer), Patrick Carmichael (producer), Sheela Kadam (actress), Marlene Brehm (actress),

Plot: Upon learning disturbing news, a young couple decides to investigate the deepest recesses of their hill country ranch. Soon they discover a strange house and a mysterious paternal connection begins to unfold. This beautiful and romantic story ends in intrigue and suspense

Keywords: family-relationships, indian, texas-usa
Genres: Mystery, Romance, Short,
Taglines: They Found Their Way By Getting Lost

Historien bag kameraet (2007)

Actors: Jørgen Leth (actor), Ole Roos (actor), Mogens Skot-Hansen (actor), Jakob Høgel (miscellaneous crew), Jørgen Vestergaard (actor), Stig H. Hasner (producer), Franz Ernst (actor), Børge Høst (actor), Ebbe Preisler (actor), Ebbe Preisler (actor), Sune Lund-Sørensen (actor), Claus Ørsted (actor), Helge Robbert (actor), Ib Dam (actor), Ib Dam (actor),

Genres: Documentary, History,

On the Set: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (2005)

Actors: Eli Loghavi (miscellaneous crew), Mark Johnson (actor), Tilda Swinton (actress), Sam Hurwitz (producer), Jonas Stolpe (producer), Andrew Adamson (actor), Andrew Adamson (actor), Andrew Adamson (actor), Jeff L. Lieberman (producer), Cardon Walker (producer), Karl Morton IV (editor), Marissa Messier (producer), Skandar Keynes (actor), Georgie Henley (actress), Jay Williams (producer),

Genres: Documentary, Short,

NY Actor's Showcase (2004)

Actors: Chyna Layne (actress), Brandon Herman (actor), Jeannine Kaspar (actress), Brandon Herman (director), Brandon Herman (writer), Brandon Herman (composer), Brandon Herman (editor), Brandon Herman (actor), Brandon Herman (producer), Brian W. Seibert (actor), Hailey Giles (actress), Steve Mittelman (actor), Adam Shuty (actor), Andra Fuller (actor), Matthew Hammond (actor),

Genres: Documentary,
Taglines: Discovering the new stars of Film and TV!

Inside 'Harsh Realm' (2004)

Actors: Rachel Hayward (actress), Chris Carter (actor), Chris Carter (actor), Chris Carter (actor), Mark Snow (actor), C. Ernst Harth (actor), D.B. Sweeney (actor), Terry O'Quinn (actor), Samantha Mathis (actress), Sarah-Jane Redmond (actress), Max Martini (actor), Frank Spotnitz (actor), Frank Spotnitz (actor), Scott Bairstow (actor), Daniel Sackheim (actor),

Genres: Documentary, Short,

American Movie (1999)

Actors: Michael Stipe (producer), Billy Crystal (actor), Mark Borchardt (actor), Jim McKay (producer), Todd Bishop (miscellaneous crew), Chris Smith (director), Chris Smith (producer), Mike Schank (composer), Mike Schank (actor), Mike Schank (actor), Barry Poltermann (editor), Sarah Price (producer), Tommy Dallace (actor), Tom Beach (actor), Ken Keen (actor),

Plot: On the northwest side of Milwaukee, Mark Borchardt dreams the American dream: for him, it's making movies. Using relatives, local theater talent, slacker friends, his Mastercard, and $3,000 from his Uncle Bill, Mark strives over three years to finish "Covan," a short horror film. His own personal demons (alcohol, gambling, a dysfunctional family) plague him, but he desperately wants to overcome self-doubt and avoid failure. In moments of reflection, Mark sees his story as quintessentially American, and its the nature and nuance of his dream that this film explores.

Keywords: actor, actress, adult-lives-at-home, ambition, american-football, bath, bathtub, beard, beer, brother-brother-relationship
Genres: Documentary,

Quotes:

Mark's Uncle: That's all right, that's ok, umm...

Friend/Musician: Here is what it think of lottery... It's like, when you play the lottery, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose... But it better than using drugs or alcohol - Because when you use drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose.

Mark Borchardt: 'Your AT&T; Universal Card has arrived"? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card. I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Mark Borchardt: They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery. You understand that, Mike?::Friend/Musician: No,::Mark Borchardt: Well, you will.

Uncle Bill: It's alright, it's okay, there's something to live for... Jesus told me so!

Mark Borchardt: I'm gonna wake up to hell tomorrow, man. Those credit cards ain't gonna look nice, man. But I'm always a man for my word. Mike Schank, you happy?::Friend/Musician: Yeah, I'm happy.::Mark Borchardt: How happy are you, man?::Friend/Musician: I'm very happy.::Mark Borchardt: Well good, man, cuz don't drink. You're gonna set the world's record. OK, man. I'm cooled down, but... Hey I'm serious, man. If I missed somebody or anything, man, thanks a million for, uh, for helping out, man. Cuz I... I couldn't have, whatever, done it.

Mark Borchardt: Do you think this is a little bit cathartic for you?::Friend/Musician: Uh, very cathartic, Mark.::Mark Borchardt: Do you know what cathartic means?::Friend/Musician: No.

Mark Borchardt: Would you buy this movie for $14.95?::Friend/Musician: Yeah, hell yeah, man.::Mark Borchardt: If I can find 3,000 people like you across this country, man, I'm in business.::Friend/Musician: Of course, man, I mean... Shit, that's what "Rush" tickets were.

Mark Borchardt: [Reacting to an IRS notice threatening a lien on personal property for delinquent funds due] Luckily it's just $81.00. What are they gonna take, ya know, like my "Night of the Living Dead" book?

Joan: He wants to be somewhere where he's not. But then, don't most people want to be somewhere where they're not?

The Birdcage (1996)

Actors: Edouard Molinaro (writer), Mike Starr (actor), Mike Nichols (producer), Calista Flockhart (actress), Grant Heslov (actor), Dianne Wiest (actress), Robin Williams (actor), Kevin Alexander Stea (actor), Christine Baranski (actress), Hank Azaria (actor), Nathan Lane (actor), Gene Hackman (actor), Jay Leno (actor), Jean Poiret (writer), Jean Poiret (writer),

Plot: Armand Goldman owns a popular drag nightclub in South Miami Beach. His long-time lover Albert stars there as Starina. "Their" son Val (actually Armand's by his one heterosexual fling, twenty years before) comes home to announce his engagement to Barbara Keely, daughter of Kevin Keely, US Senator, and vice president of the Committee for Moral Order. The Senator and family descend upon South Beach to meet Val and his father and "mother..." and what ensues is comic chaos.

Keywords: 1990s, 20-year-old, apartment, based-on-play, chewing-gum, coalition-for-moral-order, conservative-morals, cross-dressing, cultural-attaché, drag
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Come as you are. What could possibly come between a match made in heaven? The parents. Dinner. And a nightclub called... (The Birdcage)

Quotes:

Senator Kevin Keeley: [in drag] Don't leave me. Don't leave me here. I don't want to be the only girl not dancing!

Armand: Shouldn't you be holding the crucifix? It is THE prop for martyrs!

Armand: Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!::Albert: How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?

Celsius: Chewing gum helps me think.::Albert: Sweetie, you're wasting your gum!

Senator Kevin Keeley: That's just what Rush Limbaugh said!

Armand: You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.

Albert: You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!

Armand: So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it.

Katherine: You were so terrified, it was so sweet.::Armand: I thought I was gonna have a heart attack. I mean, I walk in the door and there's a woman in my bed!::Katherine: I paid the doorman twenty dollars - twenty dollars, in those days!::Armand: Oh, God. And I thought, "what the hell, let's try it once with a woman and see what those straight guys are raving about."

Albert: Don't give me that tone!::Armand: What tone?::Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.::Armand: You're not a woman.::Albert: Oh, you bastard!