Rogues Gallery (2010)

Actors: Lori Grabowski (miscellaneous crew), Beth Grant (actress), Albert T. Dickerson III (producer), Zach Galifianakis (actor), Bob Odenkirk (actor), Bonnie Stauch (costume designer), Tim Bagley (actor), Ving Rhames (actor), Adam Scott (actor), Jeffrey Tambor (actor), Michael Hitchcock (actor), Ellen Barkin (actress), Rob Corddry (actor), Blaine G. Houserman (miscellaneous crew), Maggie Q (actress),

Plot: A dry action-comedy about two teams of government assassins working out of a top-secret underground facility using code names from the Tarot deck. When our hero--The Fool--arrives for his first day at work to find that the boss has been killed under mysterious circumstances, he must find the killer before the whole place blows up.

Keywords: 2000s, air-vent, alarm, american-flag, antique-gun, assassin, bare-chested-male, black-comedy, blood, blood-spatter
Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: Two rival teams of assassins. One killer day at the office.

Quotes:

Judgement: Let me ask you a question. Five-three, ninety-nine and a quarter pounds, skin like a porcelain mug full of lactate, nipples size of a baby's fingernails.::Heirophant: What's the question?::Judgement: You be the judge.

High Priestess: I wish it was Sunday.::Fool: How do I know for sure you are who I think you are?::High Priestess: Well, for one, we were just speaking in code. And two... I currently have a Para Carry 9mm pointed squarely at your crotch. I'm High Priestess. Nice to meet you.

Chariot: [to Fool] I tried to read your file but it bored the shit out of me. Sort of like "Thomas Crown" without the pussy.

Chariot: Let's put it this way: If it weren't for Omega...::Fool: Which is who?::High Priestess: Us.::Chariot: ...the Middle East would be a cloud of dust right now.::Fool: Uh, isn't the Middle East already kind of a cloud of dust?::High Priestess: He meant literally.

Fool: What does Alpha do?::Chariot: You know, the usual. Some president, UN official, American politician wants to talk shit about the military industrial complex, wants to stop spending $600 billion on a war with no fucking end, well, whether it be 1963 or now, they intervene.

Chariot: I'm gonna fucking rape your soul!

Fool: All right, so what happens if that door malfunctions? How do we get out?::Chariot: You don't.

Chariot: [to Empress] Oh, wow! Look at you. You vixen. What are you, entering a slut contest?

Devil: [Temperence stands speechless after seeing Fool] Do you find sometimes a pregnant pause just, just says it all?::Chariot: Yes, sir, the tension's palpable.::Empress: I'm hot.

Fool: [Chariot is showing Fool his new office] Am I smaller than everyone else is? And there's a column in the middle.::Chariot: Yeah, well, it's 'cause it's your first day. And you're a fucking loser.

Motion Music (2008)

Actors: Haji Abdullah (actor), Daniel Hirsh (editor), Jessica Imoto Harney (producer), Rico Ball (actor), Allen Earls (actor), Prieska Outland (actress), Rachel Filsoof (actress), Antje Price (actress), Corey Evans (actor), Destiny Davis (actress), James Huneycutt (actor), Tyrone Jones (writer), Tyrone Jones (producer), N'Jhari Jackson (actor), Tyrone Jones (director),

Genres: Drama,

Faith, Hope and Charity (2007)

Actors: Russell Boyd (actor), Russell Boyd (director), James Thorpe (director), James Thorpe (composer), Kai Hartwig (composer), James Thorpe (actor), Bruce Wallace (producer), Bob Van Natter (composer), Bob Van Natter (director), Bruce Wallace (writer), Wayne Borley (actor), Steve Worsley (director), Raf Kernow (actor), Mikael Madsen (actor), Bonin Massimiliano (actor),

Plot: This film, inspired by actual events, tells the story of the defense of the island of Malta during WWII. Malta, part of the British Commonwealth, is actually a small group of islands in the Mediterranean Sea, about half way between Sicily and the northern coast of Africa. On June 12, 1940, the day after Italy declared war on Britain, the Italians began a prolonged campaign of aerial bombardments against Malta. This film highlights the early phase of that conflict as it follows the lives of three RAF pilots: George Burges, John Waters and Timber Woods. These pilots flew Gloster Sea Gladiator biplanes in the heroic defense of the island against more modern Italian fighters and bombers. In all, about six Gladiators were involved in the fighting--some were cannibalized for parts--but only three could ever be scrambled for a single sortie. The legend that arose from that conflict immortalized three of the Gladiators, nicknamed Faith, Hope and Charity.

Keywords: machinima
Genres: Drama,

Panzer Dragoon (1996)

Actors: Shûichi Kakesu (editor), Kiyoyuki Yanada (actor), Akio Ôtsuka (actor), Akio Ôtsuka (actor), Yuri Shiratori (actress), Matt Greenfield (producer), Mitsuhisa Ishikawa (producer), John Ledford (producer), Kôichi Tôchika (actor), Masaya Onosaka (actor), Yôsuke Kuroda (writer), Andrew Klimko (actor), Rick Peeples (actor), Randy Sparks (actor), Kim Sevier (actress),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Fantasy, Short,

Double Dragon (1994)

Actors: James Yukich (director), Ash R. Shah (producer), Paul Dini (writer), Alyssa Milano (actress), Henry Kingi (actor), Ron Yuan (actor), Robert Patrick (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Nils Allen Stewart (actor), Leon Russom (actor), Mark Dacascos (actor), Michael Berryman (actor), George Hamilton (actor), Anthony De Longis (miscellaneous crew), Anthony De Longis (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Set 15 years in the future in post-earthquake California, where San Diego and Los Angeles are merged into one city, two teenage brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. Millionaire Koga Shuko (a.k.a. Guisman) has the other half and determines to get the brothers' half in order to have the complete medallion and the absolute power of the magical Double Dragon talisman.

Keywords: animal-in-title, based-on-video-game, box-office-flop, brawl, brother, buddy-comedy, chase, chop-socky, corruption, double-dragon
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Evil has just met its match. Feel the power... live the legend! It's the ultimate kick. Power. Justice. Darkness. Light. Two halves of an ancient puzzle are the only hope.

Quotes:

Smartass Mohawk: [checking his computer for the identities of the people in the car ahead of them] Hey, we know these guys! It's the Lee brothers, Ug and Home, ha-ha.::Bo Abobo #1: Who?::Billy Lee: [in the car ahead] Make a right on Wilshire.::Bo Abobo #1: Oh, I get it - UG-Lee, HOME-Lee. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...

Billy Lee: [facing danger together] So what's the plan?::Jimmy Lee: I'm still workin' out the small details.

Guisman: You're weak like your father.::Billy Lee: You're ugly like your mother.

Guisman: Ah, Huey! Lewis! Any news?

Guisman: Thousands of years ago in ancient China, an evil army of Shadow Warriors terrorized the great city of Changsa. To save his people, the good king sacrificed himself to create a mystical medallion. Realizing the ultimate powers of the medallion, the king split it in half. To one son, he gave the power over body; to the other, the power over the soul. This is the legend of the Double Dragon.

Billy Lee: Look who's talkin', UG Lee.::Jimmy Lee: Get it straight. YOU'RE "Ug" Lee. I'm "Home" Lee.::Billy Lee: Oh, okay...

Linda Lash, Shuko Henchwoman: [phoning] Shuko? Lash. We found it.

Guisman: I just want total domination of one major American City! Is that too much to ask for? Is it? Is it? Huh?

Bo Abobo #2, Improved Model: HOME Lee. UG Lee. DANDY!

Jimmy Lee: [possessed by Koga Shuko] Do you know the story of Romulus and Remus - sons of Mars, God of war?::Billy Lee: [speaking to his half of the Dragon Medallion] If you're waiting for an emergency, this is it.::Jimmy Lee: The brothers were abandoned and raised by wolves. Together, they built the great city of Rome.::Billy Lee: [to Koga Shuko] Shadow Demon, you shall not pass.::Jimmy Lee: In a quarrel, Romulus killed Remus.

The Curious Female (1970)

Actors: Christopher Riordan (actor), Randee Lynne Jensen (actress), Stu Phillips (composer), Ron Gans (actor), Lincoln Kilpatrick (actor), Marie Messinger (miscellaneous crew), Angelique Pettyjohn (actress), Joshua Bryant (actor), Paul Rapp (writer), Paul Rapp (director), Paul Rapp (producer), Ron Graham (actor), Reg Browne (editor), David Osterhout (actor), Joe Solomon (producer),

Genres: Sci-Fi,
Taglines: No One Knows What Troubles Virgins Have...

The Square Sex (1924)

Actors: Al Cooke (actor), Douglas Gerrard (actor), Kit Guard (actor), Gertrude Short (actress), Alberta Vaughn (actress), H.C. Witwer (writer), Malcolm St. Clair (director),

Genres: Comedy, Short,