Teresa Sheffield

@Terfleaza

Salty Optimist ~ Weirdo ~ Nonpartisan Political Comedian ~ Kansas City MO ✈ NYC

New York, NY
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Joined April 2016
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 5

    . please investigate...

    39 replies . 502 retweets 1,433 likes
  2. May 21

    Usually honorary degrees are bullsh*t, but I think Mike Pence has more than earned his from Notre Dame...

    3 replies . 33 retweets 139 likes
  3. May 16

    GOP loyalty is blind, the American people aren't. Elephants never forget, Americans only have to remember until November.

    1 reply . 71 retweets 158 likes
  4. May 16

    👇Literally the reason I do comedy. Means a lot xo

    Comedians are why I can still breathe. Thank you for your work n wisdom.
    1 reply . 6 retweets 52 likes
  5. May 15

    WHY DO KELLYANNE CONWAY'S EYES ALWAYS LOOK DEAD?

    20 replies . 39 retweets 96 likes
  6. May 14

    Trump: I have not spoken to Roger Stone in a long time Matching Orange Makeup: We regularly have sleepovers

    6 replies . 26 retweets 98 likes
  7. May 14

    "I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say is under 140 characters and sticks onto you..."

    5 replies . 40 retweets 107 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 14

    A nod to Mike's & 's moms who, respectively, laughed at & recoiled in horror from their jokes

    2 replies . 9 retweets 17 likes
  9. May 14

    Reasons I ❤ Brian: 1. He properly used "you're" and "your" 2. He's sweet as twinkies 😘

    Happy mothers day Teresa whether you're a mom or not. You are a credit to your family and our already great nation. You are funny
    2 replies . 1 retweet 43 likes
  10. May 13

    HOW WILL TRUMP SPEND THE WEEKEND?

    11 replies . 37 retweets 50 likes
  11. May 12

    You're really "Jerry-mandering" reality here, bahahaha ❤ it 😘

    Replying to @Terfleaza @ParlorNY
    👇😜
    4 retweets 32 likes
  12. May 12

    Trump's impeachment will become our new Independence Day

    5 replies . 73 retweets 184 likes
  13. May 12

    You guys, I hope you don't disown me bc my new BFF is a ginger...

    after recording last night I have decided that we will be best friends forever.
    1 reply . 20 likes
  14. May 11

    Don't want to deathgrip the hand that feeds you I guess....

    4 replies . 30 retweets 61 likes
  15. May 11

    Super pumped to perform standup tonight @ 8PM - swing by if you're around, super swanky/cool place! 😘

    3 replies . 13 retweets 46 likes
  16. May 11

    WHERE IS SEAN SPICER GOING TO HIDE FROM THE PRESS NEXT?

    5 replies . 26 retweets 54 likes
  17. May 10

    FINALLY, someone with no Russian ties...

    4 replies . 48 retweets 107 likes
  18. May 8

    WHAT DOES STEVE BANNON MOST SMELL LIKE? (shoutout 2 4 inspiration. Got a poll idea? Hit me up)

    16 replies . 31 retweets 60 likes
  19. May 6

    So weird, cuz he looks like he smells like fish...

    11 replies . 24 retweets 93 likes
  20. May 6

    Here are my shows this week! (7 yr. old Lil' Shit me would be so proud 😉) If ur in NYC come say hi!

    3 replies . 11 retweets 37 likes
  21. May 3

    Lincoln has turned over in his grave so much, he could be an understudy for a rotisserie chicken...

    9 replies . 59 retweets 150 likes

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