Spite Club (2012)

Actors: Krisztina Koltai (actress), Tom Fugelsang (producer), Tom Fugelsang (actor), Tom Fugelsang (writer), Terri Zitnick (editor), Ryan W. Garcia (actor), Terri Zitnick (actress), Tim Gray (producer), Tim Gray (writer), Tim Gray (director), Tim Gray (editor), Darielle Rose (actress), Jon Tognacci (writer), Edmond Leung (producer), Jon Tognacci (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Ants in the Pantry (1936)

Actors: Bobby Burns (actor), Lew Davis (actor), Lew Davis (actor), Charles Dorety (actor), Larry Fine (actor), Douglas Gerrard (actor), Harrison Greene (actor), Curly Howard (actor), Moe Howard (actor), Bud Jamison (actor), Eddie Laughton (actor), Eddie Laughton (actor), James C. Morton (actor), James C. Morton (actor), Lynton Brent (actor),

Plot: The stooges are pest exterminators who drum up business by planting vermin in a ritzy mansion where a party is going on. They are hired, but must pose as guests to work unobserved. They ruin a piano and generally make a mess of the party, but the hostess passes them off as vaudeville comedians and they are invited to join the guests on a fox hunt.

Keywords: slapstick, the-three-stooges
Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Three assorted nuts...driving you bugs with laughter!

Quotes:

Moe: [Larry has a bear trap to carry on the Stooges way to the mansion] [to Larry] Hey, what's with the bear trap?::Larry: You never know when we will meet up with a bear.::Moe: Well, meet my bare hand! [slap] Get out!

Moe: ...if they ain't got ants, they ain't got ants!::A. Mouser: So you give them ants, und mice, und moths, all sroough the houses; you Dummkopfs!

Moe: [hitting on a waitress at a fancy party] You know, all my life I've dreamed of loving a girl like you.::[Moe closes his eyes, and the waitress takes the opportunity to leave]::Moe: And I never believed in love at first sight until this very minute. Kiss me. Aw, kiss me.::[Curly leans in and kisses Moe]::Curley: Anything else, sir?::Moe: [opening his eyes and seeing Curly] I'm poisoned!

Curley: What does he think I am, a rat?::Moe: Yeah, what about it?::Curley: Well, he don't have to tell everybody.

Gawkins - the Butler: ...and above all, don't be conspicuous!::Moe: Hey, if that conspicerous means what I think it does, I may have to punch you right in the nose.::Curley: Pipe down, it's derived from the Latin, no canna speaka da Ingalish.

A. Mouser: Where are those three loafers?::Mouser's secretary: They're in there, talking politics. I just heard one of them say, "Let's have a New Deal".