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LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM
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I AM INJECTING CLEANING FLUID INTO MY VEINS BECAUSE I WISH TO DETECT NEUTRINOS
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ALL YOUR DICKS ARE BELONG IN MY MOUTH
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SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY
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IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC
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LOOSE LIPS LICK DICKS
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WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER
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HANDS UP WHO HERE HAS TASTED THEIR OWN JIZZ
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SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT
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I WISH I COULD JUST FLAP MY ARMS AND FLY AWAY FROM THE CRUELTY AND FATNESS (BUT NOT FROM THE HAMBURGERS AND HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE)
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MY TESTICLES
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I WOULD COME OUT FOR HEAD COUNT BUT I AM STUCK UNDER THE SINK
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HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO WORK ON A HORROR E-ZINE AFTER WORK EVERY NIGHT
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GOD HELP US ALL THE YELLOW PAGES ARE BROKEN
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I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS
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COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE "MAKE" IN THE QUEUE DIRECTORY OR SHOULD I JUST SUCK COCK FOR UNDER TEN MINUTES
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DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG
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DOES NETIQUETTE NOT APPLY
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DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER LIVE IN PEACE WITH THE MARTIANS
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I'M GOING TO NEED CHANGE FOR THE METER (BANGING, FLUSHING)
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