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  1. LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM

  2. I AM INJECTING CLEANING FLUID INTO MY VEINS BECAUSE I WISH TO DETECT NEUTRINOS

  3. ALL YOUR DICKS ARE BELONG IN MY MOUTH

  4. SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY

  5. IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC

  6. LOOSE LIPS LICK DICKS

  7. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER

  8. HANDS UP WHO HERE HAS TASTED THEIR OWN JIZZ

  9. SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT

  10. I WISH I COULD JUST FLAP MY ARMS AND FLY AWAY FROM THE CRUELTY AND FATNESS (BUT NOT FROM THE HAMBURGERS AND HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE)

  11. MY TESTICLES

  12. I WOULD COME OUT FOR HEAD COUNT BUT I AM STUCK UNDER THE SINK

  13. HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO WORK ON A HORROR E-ZINE AFTER WORK EVERY NIGHT

  14. GOD HELP US ALL THE YELLOW PAGES ARE BROKEN

  15. I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS

  16. COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE "MAKE" IN THE QUEUE DIRECTORY OR SHOULD I JUST SUCK COCK FOR UNDER TEN MINUTES

  17. DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG

  18. DOES NETIQUETTE NOT APPLY

  19. DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER LIVE IN PEACE WITH THE MARTIANS

  20. I'M GOING TO NEED CHANGE FOR THE METER (BANGING, FLUSHING)

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