When the Game Stands Tall (2014)

Actors: Cliff Fleming (miscellaneous crew), Logan Douglas Smith (actor), Cynthia LeBlanc (actress), Steve Berman (miscellaneous crew), Elton LeBlanc (actor), Logan Douglas Smith (actor), J.D. Evermore (actor), Michael Chiklis (actor), Laura Dern (actress), Billy Slaughter (actor), Mike Kimmel (actor), Jim Caviezel (actor), James DuMont (actor), Charlie French (miscellaneous crew), Cory Fleming (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama, Sport,

Construction (2014)

Actors: Malcolm Goodwin (director), Malcolm Goodwin (producer), Malcolm Goodwin (editor), Lauren Francesca (actress), Devin Ratray (actor), Brooke Nevin (actress), Danny Burstein (actor), Gino Anthony Pesi (actor), Rachael Gillson (miscellaneous crew), Jin Kelley (actor), Noah Weisberg (actor), Jon Prescott (actor), Pancho Burgos-Goizueta (composer), Teresa Hui (actress), Victor Hawks (producer),

Plot: Vin, Bobby, and Ray, are three blue collar guys, that can't seem to get things to line up in their lives. They had so many dreams when they were 18, but then life seemed to catch up with them, and now they feel stuck in every way. This is a story about men, and the women who make them better.

Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: The inner workings of the working man

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Actors: Avi Arad (producer), Martin Sheen (actor), Sally Field (actress), Michael Papajohn (actor), Stan Lee (actor), Campbell Scott (actor), Rhys Ifans (actor), Denis Leary (actor), Shashawnee Hall (actor), Kevin McCorkle (actor), Rhys Ifans (actor), Irrfan Khan (actor), C. Thomas Howell (actor), Stan Lee (producer), Kevin Feige (producer),

Plot: Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. Peter is also finding his way with his first high school crush, Gwen Stacy, and together, they struggle with love, commitment, and secrets. As Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents' disappearance - leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr Curt Connors, his father's former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors' alter-ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero.

Keywords: 2010s, 3-dimensional, action-hero, action-violence, ambulance, amputee, animal-testing, anti-hero, anti-villain, antidote
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: The untold story begins. His past was kept from him. His search for answers has just begun.

Quotes:

Peter Parker: [after getting beaten up by Flash for not taking the picture] I'm still not taking the picture.

[Peter finds an old satchel in a closet]::Ben Parker: I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's.

[at Oscorp]::Gwen Stacy: [to Peter] Do not get me into trouble.

Peter Parker: Watch out!::[Peter catches a fly]::May Parker: That's a fly, Peter.

[from trailer]::Dr. Curt Connors: Do you have any idea what you really are?

[from trailer]::Dr. Curt Connors: Ready to play God?

May Parker: [sees a bruised Peter] Peter. Where do you go? Who does this to you?::Peter Parker: Please, go to sleep, Aunt May.::May Parker: Please tell me.::Peter Parker: Aunt May, please, please, please, go to sleep.::May Parker: I can't sleep!

[from trailer]::Peter Parker: We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us.

Spider-Man: Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.::Car Thief: Who are you? Are you a cop?::Spider-Man: Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

George Stacy: So 38 of New York's finest versus one guy in a unitard. Am I correct?

Favre Rise: What Should I Do (2011)

Actors: Tony Yacenda (producer), Tony Yacenda (editor), Tony Yacenda (director), Tony Yacenda (writer), Sean Carrigan (actor), Dan Perrault (producer), Suzanne Quast (actress), Dan Perrault (writer), Matt Dahan (producer), Shaun Jones (actor), Lance Aaron (actor), Luke Broyles (actor), Chase McGuire (actor), Ian Kanzler (actor), Ethan Rosenberg (producer),

Genres: Short,
Taglines: Brett Favre retired from making commercials. Then he changed his mind and made this one.

Game Time: Tackling the Past (2011)

Actors: Mark Robert Ellis (miscellaneous crew), Gary Grubbs (actor), Eric Allaman (composer), Beau Bridges (actor), Catherine Hicks (actress), Joe Inscoe (actor), Shaun O'Rourke (miscellaneous crew), Mark Conte (editor), Douglas Barr (director), Joe Montanti (actor), Jon Stafford (actor), Kasey Kiser (miscellaneous crew), Brian Bird (writer), Beth Gosnell (actress), Larry Rapaport (producer),

Plot: This family movie stars "Ryan McPartlin" who goes from living in a small town to being an NFL player. When faith has it, Ryan steps away from the game to go back home after his father (Beau Bridges) has a heart attack and find's himself in the hospital.

Genres: Drama,

The Comebacks (2007)

Actors: Dennis Rodman (actor), John Salley (actor), Jesse Garcia (actor), David Koechner (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Holmes Osborne (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Don Abernathy (actor), Bradley Cooper (actor), Will Arnett (actor), Trae Ireland (actor), D.T. Carney (actor), Jon Gries (actor), Nick Searcy (actor), Casey Sander (actor),

Plot: Lambeau Fields lives a middle-class lifestyle in America along with his wife, Barb, and a gorgeous daughter, Michelle, who he has brought up as a son. Lambeau is a failure and has virtually given up on his career as a football coach. Then his friend, Freddie Wiseman, encourages him to re-enter this field, and he does so by re-locating to Plainfolk in Texas and joins the Heartland State University. It is here he will meet some of the most pathetic players, and quite disillusioned he goes about to find new-comers. He finds a kicker in Jasminder Featherfoot, provided of course, he keeps her involvement secret from the rest of her family. Then he finds Lance Truman, whose drag queen dad has brought him up more like a tom-girl. With these additions and others Lambeau sets forth to include his team in the next Super...Er...Toilet Bowl 2 series, and it is here that he will find that Lance fumbles a lot; Barb is not quite faithful as she seems; he will soon be in jail for Indecent Exposure; Michelle has a black boyfriend; and Freddie has a hidden agenda.

Keywords: american-football, baseball, basketball, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, championship, coach, college, cross-dresser, exchange-student, failure
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: Keep your eye on the ball. The producers of "Wedding Crashers" spoof the greatest sports movies ever.

Quotes:

Michelle Fields: I want to have what you and mom have.::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Herpes?

Titans Coach: Crack is whack and white don't cover black!

Michelle Fields: I was out catching some waves.::Lance Truman: In the middle of Texas?::Michelle Fields: I told you I'm hardcore.

Vince: Hey coach. Name is Vince. I'm just a bartender from Philly whose only dream is to play ball. It's all I got left after I lost my job teaching, and my wife left me. Like my alcoholic father used to say before he passed on, "A man can only take so much failure!" I'll give you everything I got. What do you say coach?::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: I say you can add "Did not make the football team" to your list of woes.

Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Yeah, this is great. Middle of Podunk, nowhere. How am I gonna find an All-American quarterback?::God: If you build it, he will come. If you build it, he will come...::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Who will come?::God: Your father. Your dead father.::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: My father's not dead. I just spoke with him this morning.::God: You got to be shittin' me. Is this 314 Bentley road?::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: No this is 314 Bentley drive.::God: That damn Google Maps. Anyway, the quarterback you're looking for is on the baseball field.

Trotter: [Buddy Boy is blocking Trottter's locker] Out of my way, fat ass. You finally decide to block something and it's my locker?::Buddy Boy: I was just gonna drop off an invitation to my birthday party. FYI, there's going to be a petting zoo. [whimpers]::Lance Truman: Nice. Score one for Trotter, which is one more than he had yesterday. [throws ball at Trotter, who catches it as team oooohhhs]::Trotter: Look, man, why don't you pretend this thing is a football, and just drop it? [team ooohhhs louder]::Lance Truman: Why don't you act like a barbell and get benched? [team cheers]::Trotter: Why don't you pretend this whole thing is a basket full of groceries and get sacked? [team yells]::Buddy Boy: Hey, hey! Why don't you act like my parents, go upstairs and have some makeup sex? [team look at each other, confused] [big fight occurs] [coach walks in]::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Hey! Knock it off! Knock it off! [Randy winces in pain as Coach repeatedly slams his head into a locker and then kicks him in the ribs] Now, you listen to me. This is a team. And the only way we're going to win is when you start acting like one. And you can sure as hell bet that no one is leaving this locker room until you understand what being a team is all about. [walks out slamming door]

Chip Imitation: Heh heh, it started out where she was wearin' a lot of clothes. Then she wasn't wearin' a lot of clothes, then BOOM! I got a chubby!

American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)

Actors: Robert Folk (composer), Adam Wylie (actor), Jan McWilliams (miscellaneous crew), Mike Elliott (producer), Eugene Levy (actor), Maxine Brooks (miscellaneous crew), Ginger Lynn (actress), Daniel Booko (actor), Richard Keith (actor), Timothy Stack (actor), Arielle Kebbel (actress), Omar Benson Miller (actor), Joseph P. Genier (producer), Chris Owen (actor), Angela Little (actress),

Plot: Matt Stifler, the younger brother of the legendary Steve Stifler, who made it big as Hollywood porn-producer and shamelessly ignores the idolizing kid brother, may claim the title of Stifmeister as his heritage, but even for his horniest mates he's little more then a bad joke. When Matt alone gets caught red-handed for a prank with the school band's instruments, present high school counselor Sherman 'Sherminator' finds great pleasure in taking revenge on him for the misbehavior Steve excelled even worse in, so instead of expelling the little prick, he condemns him to take part in band camp at Great Oaks, where Jim Levenstein's still understanding dad is filling in for the feared problem counselor. As there are plenty of girls in the competing bands, Matt hopes to turn his (mis)fortune around by smuggling in camera equipment including a robot to shoot saucy, clandestine material for his counterpart to Steve's hit video "Girls Gone Wild", an at least as 'revealing' Bandies Gone Wild. Matt's nerdy, yet also horny roomie Ernie was originally confined to the closet, but is promoted to assistant-producer when he proves himself an invaluable technician. Things get complicated as Matt becomes romantically involved with Elyse, his own school band's director, whose ambition is to beat haughty five-fold winner Brandon Vandecamp -son of a famous, rich father- as band music composer and thus win a good shot at a scholarship for an exclusive music school. For her sake Matt turns musician (on the trivial triangle by her decree, bagpipes in surprising scenes) and proves his leadership skills, but courting a 'decent' girl just doesn't square with voyeurism...

Keywords: 2000s, african-american, air-horn, american-football, amphitheatre, apple-pie, bagpipes, band, band-camp, band-director
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: This One Time at Band Camp...

Quotes:

Matt Stifler: Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.

Matt Stifler: What the fuck!::Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?::Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!

Elyse: Do you know what you just did?::Matt Stifler: Doesn't matter. Fucker's going down!

Elyse: Are you okay?::Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah.::Elyse: I'm so drunk right now... I'm probably gonna forget about you... porkin' an oboe!

Matt Stifler: I'll have you giving Chloe the pelvic noogie inside a week.

Ernie Kaplowitz: Are you really Scottish?::Matt Stifler: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.

Brandon Vandecamp: I see you 're not wearing you beanie, Stifler.::Matt Stifler: Well, how about I take his beanie...::[takes off Ernie's beanie]::Matt Stifler: ...and put it on my weenie?

Matt Stifler: How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!

Oscar: Let's go Horndog. That's is nickname. Dude will stick his dick in anything, it's unnatural.::Jimmy: This one time in Band Camp, I fucked an oboe.::Matt Stifler: WHAT?::Jimmy: Blowing it for a while. Get that wood nice and warm. Slap on some valve oil, and GO TO TOWN yo!

Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.::Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?::Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?::Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?

Equinox Knocks (1999)

Actors: Christopher Rife (composer), Guilford Adams (actor), Brandon Howe (actor), Amber Lea Voiles (actress), Francine Rzeznik (director), Francine Rzeznik (writer), Sean Corrigan (actor), Edward A. Navarro (actor), Paul Conrad (actor), Katie Fountain (actress), Katie Fountain (actress), Gina Jones (actress), Bill Livingston (actor), Rodney Bursiel (actor), Victor Steele (actor),

Plot: 17 year-old Allie Black's world looks pretty good: she's popular at her small town Texas high school, she's dating the star Quarterback and her best friend Courtney is a witch. But that world is turned upside down when Allie catches her boyfriend in the arms of her arch-rival Lynette. She vows revenge. Unfortunately, it's the night of the autumnal equinox and Courtney has called up the powers to honor the day. When Allie chants, "Make me a boy...." the forces collide and by morning her wish is granted. Suddenly SHE'S facing life as a HE.

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Be careful what you wish for...

The Brotherhood of Justice (1986)

Actors: Jim Haynie (actor), Danny Nucci (actor), Brad Fiedel (composer), Keanu Reeves (actor), Peter Guber (producer), Trudy Ramirez (miscellaneous crew), Jon Peters (producer), Billy Zane (actor), Charles Braverman (director), Kiefer Sutherland (actor), Christine Bonnem (miscellaneous crew), Lori Loughlin (actress), Joe Spano (actor), Bert Glatstein (editor), Darren Dalton (actor),

Plot: A group of high school students, led by a rich boy Derek, is sick of shool violence and decides to become underground vigilantes named "Brotherhood of Justice". It starts with the idea "watching people", but things quickly get out of control. "Brotherhood of Justice" turns out another gang of violence. Derek wants to stop it but it is too late, so he takes responsibility for it and gives himself to the law.

Keywords: criminal, drug-dealer, gang, hero, high-school, melodrama, rampage, revenge, school, student
Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: They were the best kids in the neighborhood ... until they decided it was time to fight back. In this town if you deal or steal, you die... That's a promise from the Brotherhood.

Quotes:

Derek: The "Brotherhood of Justice"... where'd you get that?::Les: It must have been divine inspiration, I guess.

Collin: What do you think he was talking about, he wants a junior police force!::Barnwell: In a manner of speaking.

Derek: Since when do you like Calculus more than me?::Christie: I don't, but some of us mortals have to study.

Barnwell: [School Intercom] Attention all students. You are being watched. Every day you wake, every purse you take, every test you fake, every wrong you make, every rule you break will put your lives at stake... from the Brotherhood of Justice.

Derek: When we hit somebody, we do it as the Brotherhood... and we leave a calling card so they and everybody else learns a lesson. No screw ups.

Christie: You think everything is that easy. You just hop in your little sports car and you forget it all. You've had your whole life handed to you on a silver platter. Everything comes easy for you. It's easy for you to get into Harvard, you're captain of the football team, you've never had to work. And now all of a sudden you go around picking on people because you think you're chosen; you're going to decide who's good and who's bad.

Derek: This made so much sense in the beginning.::Christie: Doesn't make any sense right now, does it.::Derek: Nothing does.

The Nutty Professor (1963)

Actors: Jerry Lewis (actor), Jerry Lewis (actor), Norman Alden (actor), Norman Alden (actor), Murray Alper (actor), Jerry Lewis (actor), Joseph Forte (actor), Milton Frome (actor), Henry Gibson (actor), Art Gilmore (actor), Gavin Gordon (actor), Stuart Holmes (actor), Carl M. Leviness (actor), Richard Kiel (actor), Howard Morris (actor),

Plot: Nerd. Milquetoast. Klutz. These are just three of the many undesirable words that can be used to describe Professor Julius Kelp. But all that changes when the chemistry expert invents a potion that transforms him into a suave, sexy chick magnet, whom Julius aptly names Buddy Love. Unfortunately, there's one side effect: Buddy can't control when he'll change back into Julius, an event that always happens at inopportune times. How will Julius/Buddy resolve his Jekyll-and-Hyde dilemma?

Keywords: absent-mindedness, absurd-humor, aphrodisiac, attraction, bar-bell, bartender, bird, birdcage, black-humor, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: What does he become? What kind of monster? Well, any scientist who makes a girl like this can't be all mad. Please do not reveal the middle of this picture! Jerry's a mousey chemistry prof who invents the greatest drink since Dracula discovered bloody marys.

Quotes:

Professor Julius Kelp: Well, just don't do something, sit there!

Buddy Love: Hiya, chicky baby. How's it going?::Stella Purdy: Fine.::Buddy Love: Crazy. I thought I'd visit your little land of learning. Cute. Cute pad.::Stella Purdy: What happened to you last night? What'd you run away like that for? I thought you saw a ghost or something.::Buddy Love: Oh yeah. How 'bout that? Well, that's why I stopped by. I thought I'd lay it on ya, but this ain't the place to talk. What do you say we meet later at the Purple Pit? We can talk better there.::Stella Purdy: Well, I dunno. You're pretty weird, you know, and I don't want...::Buddy Love: Chi-chi. Ten o' clock?::Stella Purdy: Perfect.::Buddy Love: Figures.

Buddy Love: I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right?::Stella Purdy: No, not exactly.::Buddy Love: And that you're happy with the way I handled those three goons, right? Well, normally I would've belted them, but I didn't want to muss myself all up and have you dance with a sloppy guy. Dig?::Stella Purdy: Well then, you restrained yourself just for little old me.::Buddy Love: I knew you'd appreciate it. I do a lot of nice things.::Stella Purdy: Well, is that really the case or is this line 27-a for young college girls?::Buddy Love: Aww, now you see? You went and done it. For one of the rare times in my life when I dig down into the soul, and you doubt my veracity. Well, that hurts.::Stella Purdy: Well, it's not your veracity that I doubt. [pause] The music stopped.::Buddy Love: Yeah, I heard.

Buddy Love: They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add.::Stella Purdy: I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff.::Buddy Love: Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true?::Stella Purdy: And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together.::Buddy Love: Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you.::Stella Purdy: You rude, discourteous egomaniac!::Buddy Love: You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away. [kisses his hand] Have some, baby?

Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be?::Buddy Love: Aww... That's no way to talk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "What'll it be?" That's no way to treat a customer. C'mere. Try it like this. Pay attention. You'll feel better and the customers'll be happier. Try this: "What'll it be? Hmmm?" Try that. Come on. We haven't got all night. Try it.::Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be? Hmmm?::Buddy Love: Good! That was wonderful. Did anyone ever tell you you couldn't sing?

Buddy Love: Have some, baby?

Buddy Love: Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started.

Gym Attendant: Are you hurt?::Professor Julius Kelp: Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.

Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!

Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Now try to understand that I understand, that scientists and creators have their little eccentricities. Einstein hated hair cuts, Da Vinci love to paint, and Newton...::Professor Julius Kelp: He had something to do with figs, didn't he?