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Sahi Dhandhe Galat Bande (2011)

Actors: Sharat Saxena (actor), Anupam Kher (actor), Yashpal Sharma (actor), Vipin Sharma (actor), Kiran Juneja (actress), Parvin Dabas (director), Parvin Dabas (writer), Parvin Dabas (actor), Preeti Jhangiani (producer), Preeti Jhangiani (actress), Suhash Kulkarni (composer), Siddhartth (composer), Neena Kulkarni (actress), Chintu Singh (editor), Dhruv Dhalla (composer),

Plot: Rajbir is sentenced to a year in jail for Assault while his friends, Sexy, Ambani and Doctor, are not charged. After his discharge he reports to their boss, Fauji, an ex-army officer, who, at one time was a bank security guard, was unsuccessful in looting it, ended up as a gangster, and now wants to be an MLA. Fauji is then hired by the personal assistant, Rawat, of the Chief Minister, Jaya Gulati, to disrupt the non-violent agitation led by Malik against the government's Land Acquisition legislation - that empowers it to acquire land at very low compensation from farmers and allot it to powerful and influential industrialists like Aggarwal - who has paid her a huge bribe. Rajbir and his crew find out that the village is their hometown and decide to support the activists. They are turned down as the group does not want their demands tarnished by involvement of ex-convicts/goons. They then decide to play a dangerous double-game, abduct Jaya's son, Hitu, and decide to hold him until such time the government changes it's stand. Hoping to help the activists, as well as acquire substantial money for themselves, they will not be prepared for life-threatening consequences after Hitu escapes.

Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama,

Mediteran (2009)

Actors: Andreja Maricic (actor), Gregor Zupanc (actor), Gregor Zupanc (producer), Gregor Zupanc (director), Gregor Zupanc (producer), Miodrag Milosevic (producer), Dragomir Zupanc (producer), Igor Borojevic (actor), Marko Kovacevic (producer), Marko Kovacevic (writer), Katarina Dragovic (actress), Marko Kovacevic (actor), Stanko Milovanovic (actor), Predrag Djurdjevic (writer), Predrag Djurdjevic (producer),

Genres: Drama,

Assisted Living (2009)

Actors: Don Kress (actor), Joette Waters (actress), Bruce Spielbauer (actor), Kaylee Williams (actress), James Pusztay (actor), David J. Miller (producer), David J. Miller (producer), David J. Miller (editor), David J. Miller (writer), David J. Miller (director), David J. Miller (writer), Charles Ramsey (actor), Bill Stoneking (actor), Bob Farster (actor), Grace McPhillips (actress),

Plot: 'Assisted Living' follows down on his luck aspiring comedian Dustin, who gets kicked out of his place by his girlfriend and has to live with his sister while he attempts to get back on his feet. He meanders through society finding one awkward situation after another until he eventually begins to make something of his life.

Genres: Comedy,

Cheeni Kum (2007)

Actors: Amitabh Bachchan (actor), Paresh Rawal (actor), Tabu (actress), Ilayaraja (composer), Zohra Segal (actress), Navmeet Singh (miscellaneous crew), Rajesh Rajilal (producer), Rajesh Rajilal (miscellaneous crew), Chandan Arora (editor), Phil Pritchard (actor), Annie Vanders (actress), Krishna Bhatt (actor), Jameel Khan (actor), Stephanie Page (actress), Stephanie Page (actress),

Plot: Grouchy, uptight 64-year-old Buddhadev Gupta lives a fairly wealthy lifestyle in London, England, along with his widowed TV and wrestling-addicted mom. He is the owner of Spice 6, one of London's top restaurants that specializes in Indian dishes. One day a customer, Nina Verma, complains about the zafrani pulao, and Buddhadev does not take it well, only to subsequently find out that the pulao was indeed imperfect. He decides to make amends to Nina and lends her his umbrella during a rainy day. Both subsequently become friends, fall in love, and decide to get married. She is introduced to Buddhadev's mom, who instantly approves of her. Nina, who lives in Delhi with her widower dad, cuts short her visit when her dad gets sick. Buddhadev and his mom also travel to India so that Buddhadev can ask for Nina's hand from her now-fully recovered dad. Buddhadev does meet with Nina's dad and, after considerable hesitation, does manage to ask for Nina's hand and is abruptly refused--for Nina is only 34 years of age, and Buddhadev is six years older than Nina's dad. When Nina and Buddhadev insist on getting married, her Gandhian dad decides to undertake a fast unto death (satyagraha). The question remains, will Buddhadev and Nina continue their relationship, and how will this satyagraha impact Mr. Verma's life?

Keywords: adult-child-friendship, advice, ambulance, anger, apology, argument, best-friend, blackmail, chef, child-in-peril
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: A sugar-free romance.

Writer's Block (2007)

Actors: Andre Boudreau (writer), Michael Vallier II (editor), Michael Vallier II (writer), Andre Boudreau (actor), Michael Day (producer), Michael Day (writer), Michael Day (director), Michael Day (editor), Jay Walker (writer), Jay Walker (actor), Robert Cooney (actor), Bill Reynolds (producer), Bill Reynolds (actor), Bill Reynolds (writer), Jessica Drew Day (producer),

Plot: A man is forced to write a drama on a one day deadline. The experience overwhelms his sense of reasoning as the characters he writes about growingly plague his mind. Mayhem and madness erupt in this zany comedy as a man must deal with a writing deadline. Are the characters he writes about just fictional?

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)

Actors: Robert Halmi Sr. (producer), Carlton Jarvis (miscellaneous crew), Ralph Morse (actor), Bradley Walsh (actor), Ricky Tomlinson (actor), Robert Jones (producer), Philip Jackson (actor), David Beckham (actor), Phill Jupitus (actor), Greg Bennett (actor), Pelé (actor), Keith Allen (actor), Ulrich Thomsen (actor), Carlton Jarvis (miscellaneous crew), Steve Barron (director),

Plot: The manager of England's national football unexpectedly succumbs to a heart attack, and suddenly the search is on for a replacement. Most people who seem qualified for the position have the good sense to turn it down, and so the responsibility falls to Mike Bassett, a scruffy and loud-mouthed lout whose claim to football fame is leading a previously undistinguished team to a league championship. Bassett insists that England will win the World Cup under his leadership, but that's before he replaces his star player with a once-gifted footballer who has since developed a drinking problem, and hired a one-time car salesman as his assistant. After stunning losses to Poland and Belgium, Bassett goes from a favorite of both fans and the press to one of the most hated men in England; hoping to whip his team into shape, he subjects them to the high-tech training methods of eccentric Dr. Shoegaarten, which injures more players than it helps. Despite Bassett's ineptitude, England manages to qualify for the World Cup tournament thanks to group opponents Turkey losing their final game, and he flies to Rio with his team in hopes of somehow turning their bad luck around.

Keywords: atomic-kitten, bus, cameo, character-name-in-title, drunkenness, england, gash-in-the-face, gross-out-joke, hooliganism, interview
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: He Knows F.A. About Football. The ever changing face of football has a got new mug...

Quotes:

Mike: How am I supposed to know. Just do whatever you want.

Interviewer: Half time, and England trail Mexico by 2-0.::Mike: Have you heard what the crowd are fucking shouting? "Fuck Bassett!" "Bassett's a cunt!" "Bassett's a bastard!" "Bassett's a wanker!" They shouldn't be fucking shouting at me, they should be shouting at you, and do you know why? Because it's fucking half-time, and we're fucking 2-0 down to the fucking Mexicans! What the fuck's wrong with you? Get your fucking fingers out! Where's your bottle fucking gone? [hurls piece of equipment at the goalkeeper] And fucking pay attention you cunt, when I'm fucking talking to you! If you don't wanna wear the shirt, fucking take it off! There's thousands of kids out there who'd die to put that fucking shirt on. Get back on the fucking field, show those bastards what you can fucking do, or you can fuck off home on the fucking plane! You got that?::Interviewer: England lose 4-0.

Mike: [Harpsey's phone rings, Mike snatches it off him] Will you *fuck off*? [throws Harpsey's phone to the floor]

Mike: Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two.

Karine Bassett: [to Camera] Last night Mike had a dream that Bobby Moore was chasing him round Wembley Stadium shouting "Look what you've done you bloody idiot"

Kevin Tonkinson: [having been arrested for drink-driving] It wasn't my fault, boss, I had to swerve to avoid the traffic!::Mike: Only because you were on the wrong side of the bloody road! How many milligrams did you have?::Kevin Tonkinson: 88.::Mike: 88 bloody milligrams! You go on the piss all day, you've ballooned out like the Pillsbury Doughboy! You've really let me down this time, Tonka, I'm telling you.::Kevin Tonkinson: I wrote an apology, boss!::Mike: Oh, fuck the apology! You could go to jail for this! What sort of system am I going to play then? Three across the middle and one in bloody Pentonville?

Kevin Tonkinson: [naked in the pool] Here, lads we've got a jacuzzi [farts, bubbling the water up; players laugh]::Kevin Tonkinson: And again [farts again]::Kevin Tonkinson: Oh bollocks, I've shit meself! [outraged, all the players walk out of the pool]

[last lines]::Interviewer: [after Mike and the team leave the plane] Are you going to stay on?::Mike: Four more years! [cheers from crowd]::Mike: I'm staying on!::Interviewer: [some time into the credits] Anyone else?::Pelé: Maybe Korea, Japan...::Interviewer: Japan? What about England?::Pelé: Not England though.::Interviewer: But they've qualified, Pelé!::Pelé: England? [laughs]

Jornal do Rio reporter: [in Portuguese] Do you like Mike Bassett?::Ronaldo: [in Portuguese] Who?

Interviewer: [in interviews with Pelé as he refuses to mention England] What about England?

No Turning Back (2001)

Actors: Raymond Forchion (actor), Joe Estevez (actor), Ken Feinberg (actor), Chris Miller (producer), Vernee Watson-Johnson (actress), Kristopher Dolphin (actor), Peter Holden (actor), Kenya Moore (actress), Irene Blecua (editor), Jesus Nebot (writer), Jesus Nebot (actor), Jesus Nebot (director), Jesus Nebot (producer), Steven Chesne (composer), Lindsay Price (actress),

Plot: Mexican English teacher Pablo Fernandez seeks a better life for himself and his spoiled daughter Christina (5) after losing his wife in a hurricane. Pablo becomes a tomato picker as illegal immigrant in California. While driving his illegal employer Charlie's truck, he accidentally runs over Dinah Knightly (6), who later dies. Dumb, arrogant detective Bryant and brighter but superstitious rookie Steven Lightning investigate and set chase. Petty would be-TV reporter Soid finds out first and blackmails Pablo to take her along fleeing to Mexico or she'll report him. The Fernandez's make it to Canada. On the road improvisation gets out of hand.

Keywords: accident-victim, bare-chested-male, beach, beachwear, briefs, daughter, filmmaker, handcuffs, shower, underwear
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Thriller,

Lava (2000)

Actors: Stefan Weinert (actor), Esther Schweins (actress), Alexandra Schalaudek (actress), Ralf Komorr (actor), Roland Pfaus (actor), Roland Pfaus (director), Christopher Zumbült (actor), Broder B. Hendrix (actor), Nadine Brandt (actress), Claudia Scarpatetti (actress), Marina Mehlinger (actress), Raphaela Dell (actress), Peter Kotthaus (actor), Julia von Doege (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Zhi zun ji zhuang yuan cai (1990)

Actors: Anthony Wong Chau-Sang (actor), Jimmy Heung (miscellaneous crew), Lowell Lo (composer), Jimmy Heung (director), Jing Wong (writer), Pak-cheung Chan (actor), Jing Wong (producer), Kwai Shan (actor), Fui-On Shing (actor), Alan Tam (actor), Feng Tien (actor), Pak-cheung Chan (actor), Andy Lau (actor), Sung Young Chen (actor), Ridley Tsui (actor),

Genres: ,
Taglines: Fame is a Gambling.

April - April (1969)

Actors: Henry van Lyck (actor), Rainer Basedow (actor), Vivi Bach (actress), Dietmar Schönherr (actor), Günther Ungeheuer (actor), Dieter Augustin (actor), Brigitte Wentzel (actress), Renate Willeg (editor), Werner Schwier (actor), Ini Assmann (actress), Joe Haider (composer), Peter Wortmann (writer), Peter Wortmann (director), Winfried Schnitzler (writer), Harald Zimmer (producer),

Genres: Comedy,