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@MrJamesMay

Delivering for Amazon. How's my driving? Call 0-800-Sodoff

Between the two oblivions
Joined November 2009
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  1. 4 hours ago

    Halfwit half closes curtains. Amazing.

    105 replies 491 retweets 2,430 likes
  2. Apr 8

    No it isn't.

    39 replies 133 retweets 1,114 likes
  3. Apr 7

    Chip-shop pie 'n' chips for lunch, with gravy.

    182 replies 111 retweets 2,179 likes
  4. Mar 29

    Foggy reasoning In parliament, and now the Continent's cut off. /Merde/Scheiße

    124 replies 332 retweets 1,795 likes
  5. Mar 29

    Post Brexit, the average British family will be worse off by 50 shillings.

    152 replies 529 retweets 3,426 likes
  6. Mar 29

    What time is article 50 actually signed? I need to be ready with the candles and typewriter.

    132 replies 406 retweets 2,791 likes
  7. Mar 28

    Has anyone checked to see what's in Article 51?

    340 replies 427 retweets 2,488 likes
  8. Mar 24

    CLARIFICATION When I say Hammond is 'still fairly terrible' I mean as an example of humanity. His health is fine.

    127 replies 996 retweets 7,826 likes
  9. Mar 24

    I was with him today and he's still fairly terrible.

    Replying to @MrJamesMay
    Never mind your shirt....how's Richard? News black out!
    57 replies 130 retweets 1,674 likes
  10. Mar 24

    PINK AND PURPLE STRIPED RUGBY SHIRT OF DOOM NEWS A hole has appeared.

    476 replies 475 retweets 4,399 likes
  11. Mar 20

    Terrible oversight. Ferrari don't do a Ferrari pencil sharpener.

    223 replies 309 retweets 3,492 likes
  12. Mar 19

    Apparently, it makes more sense in Italian.

    105 replies 169 retweets 1,806 likes
  13. Mar 19

    It's the law.

    .At Motor Museum in Gaydon. Reliant Scimitar exhibit - &the information thing mentions Princess Anne owned one
    33 replies 85 retweets 837 likes
  14. Mar 8

    I've had five pints. You have to drink it at the pre-budget price to save money.

    140 replies 359 retweets 3,187 likes
  15. Mar 8

    Hammond left work early today, and now I learn he was off to put up the price of beer, the little turd.

    77 replies 301 retweets 3,131 likes
  16. Mar 6

    I take back what I said about Clarkson. He's managed to install iTwat on his phone.

    Guess who's got a new app for his Mozambique adventure?
    120 replies 1,028 retweets 6,627 likes
  17. Mar 2

    Pros: Namibia is rather lovely. Cons: Camping.

    I'm off to Namibia camping 2 weeks what do you suggest .. pro & cons
    71 replies 173 retweets 2,195 likes
  18. Feb 25

    Man walks on Moon. 50 years later, ape almost logs on to internet.

    388 replies 4,155 retweets 21,363 likes
  19. Feb 24

    Weather's warming up in London, but I think we can do better. What do you reckon ?

    130 replies 140 retweets 2,078 likes
  20. Feb 20

    Hey, Americans. Happy Presidents Day to y' all.

    208 replies 494 retweets 3,747 likes

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